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What should I write for my 1,000th post folks.

Perhaps a rant mentioning scumbags, Harney, Racisim, fapping, taxi drivers and welfare cheats?

Perhaps a declaration of undying love?

What would you post if you had your time again, or what plans have you for when you reach it?




*waits for burning and giggles*

Edit: Crap - can't give any smart arse replies to Pickarooney now

2nd Edit: Ahhh FFS! This was a stupid idea - can't say anything:mad:

I like the idea of peeing on a dog, but fear the ensuing altracation with Alex Reid.

I might do a photoshop of me peeing on Kenneth Williams instead;)

3rd Edit: LowOdour - it ain't so low baby - you're humming like a blind organ grinder.
KFallon - something tells me dipping your twig into a blender is the only way to lose the warts.

4th Edit: Wazza - is there something apart from AH - is it compatible with windows XP - which Admin?

5th Edit: Not Xanthor - that's the double 'r' Fitzcarraldo - he's a homo.
Voltwad - that's just racist and yes, you're right - i'd actually like to shoot Glen Hansard with balls of his own shít

Cookie_Monster

*cue mods deleting a load of your posts so you don't get a 1,000th

pickarooney

Whatever fits, car(r)aldo.

WIZE

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mikemac

Explain your username?

starbelgrade

Nothing. Quit Boards while you still have a life.

GavRedKing

1,000th post <

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This

Kiera

Undying love FTW :P

Mr. Rager

Are you on 999 posts? If so you can't even reply to my post here or you would waste your 1000th.

caseyann

What you have learned from been on here and your observations,and how you have grown as a person

fakearms123

simple, photoshop a picture of your face on a cat's body, post it up as your 1000th post, we'll all be very impressed

WindSock

Draw a naked pic of yourself with a dog and have people guessing if you are peeing on it.

Kiera

WindSock wrote: »

Draw a naked pic of yourself with a dog and have people guessing if you are peeing on it.

Shhhhhs, dont mention his dog

kfallon

Post up a clip of you dipping your genitals into a blender, it'll be memorable and you'll probably make it into the 'Legendary Threads' section.

Infamy for life

Kiera

kfallon wrote: »

Post up a clip of you dipping your genitals into a blender, it'll be memorable and you'll probably make it into the 'Legendary Threads' section.

Infamy for life

You should do it first so he knows what to do.....

LowOdour

well perhaps a rant mentioning scumbags, Harney, Racisim, fapping, taxi drivers and welfare cheats?
or perhaps a declaration of undying love?

options are endless.

oh, you are a prick...no comebacks!

kfallon

Kiera wrote: »

You should do it first so he knows what to do.....

It's not that hard to figure out, if there's no blood you're not doing it right....

Kiera

kfallon wrote: »

It's not that hard to figure out, if there's no blood you're not doing it right....

I'd still like to see you do it first tho. Come on, be a sport!

kfallon

Kiera wrote: »

I'd still like to see you do it first tho. Come on, be a sport!

You just want to see me 'gear'

Mods, can we link this thread up to the 'Circumcision' one now

Kiera

kfallon wrote: »

You just want to see me 'gear'

Mods, can we link this thread up to the 'Circumcision' one now

Nope, just dont want Fitzy to lose his :P

Cheeky_gal

Fitzcaraldo wrote: »

What should I write for my 1,000th post folks.

Perhaps a rant mentioning scumbags, Harney, Racisim, fapping, taxi drivers and welfare cheats?

Perhaps a declaration of undying love?

What would you post if you had your time again, or what plans have you for when you reach it?




*waits for burning and giggles*

Edit: Crap - can't give any smart arse replies to Pickarooney now

2nd Edit: Ahhh FFS! This was a stupid idea - can't say anything:mad:

I like the idea of peeing on a dog, but fear the ensuing altracation with Alex Reid.

I might do a photoshop of me peeing on Kenneth Williams instead;)

3rd Edit: LowOdour - it ain't so low baby - you're humming like a blind organ grinder.
KFallon - something tells me dipping your twig into a blender is the only way to lose the warts.

Do what I did...

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055326714

Ha

Wazdakka

Make a post outside After hours?

kfallon

Kiera wrote: »

Nope, just dont want Fitzy to lose his :P

Maybe when I'm making a song n' dance about my 1,000th post I'll do it :rolleyes:

Cheap Thrills!

Fitzcaraldo wrote: »

What should I write for my 1,000th post folks.

What would you post if you had your time again, or what plans have you for when you reach it?

:eek: postcount plans???.....i forgot about the damned plans!



*paralyzed by stage fright now*

kfallon

Cheap Thrills! wrote: »

:eek: postcount plans???.....i forgot about the damned plans!



*paralyzed by stage fright now*

Have you got a blender......... :rolleyes:

Lando Griffin

Maybe you could tell me how many medical alcohol wipes I would have to eat before I get drunk?

Kiera

kfallon wrote: »

Maybe when I'm making a song n' dance about my 1,000th post I'll do it :rolleyes:

Maybe, i'll be here waiting, Mr Jockey!

kfallon

Kiera wrote: »

Maybe, i'll be here waiting, Mr Jockey!

536 to go!!!

Remember, jockeys always carry big whips......

not_xanthor

Say goodbye to AH, taunt those of us who waste our time here.

feelingstressed wrote: »

Explain your username?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fitzcarraldo

???

The Volt

Whatever it is, make sure you use packy :pac:

bubbaloo

Sorry to say it but whatever you post for your 1000th post, it will now have to live up to the hype! We all await it patiently..........;)

thebigbiffo

feelingstressed wrote: »

Explain your username?

obviously wont be buying ticks for The Frames anytime soon so huh?

Kiera

Just do it already!

Wazdakka

Kiera wrote: »

Just do it already!

Say that to him often Kiera?

kfallon

This is gonna be the biggest disappointment since that 'bird' took her kaks off in 'The Crying Game'!!!

Kiera

Wazdakka wrote: »

Say that to him often Kiera?

More than i do to you, Waza :P

Wazdakka

Now would be an EPIC time for a AH mod with a sense of humour to ban him for a few days..

Terry.. come back.
These current gen of AH mods play by the "Rules" and such.
Pffft.

The Volt

thebigbiffo wrote: »

obviously wont be buying ticks for The Frames anytime soon so huh?

Could also be a Werner Herzog enthusiast?

Kiera

Wazdakka wrote: »

Now would be an EPIC time for a AH mod with a sense of humour to ban him for a few days..

Terry.. come back.
These current gen of AH mods play by the "Rules" and such.
Pffft.

It would be even more epic if you got banned from somewhere else for this suggestion.

Come on Fitzy, we're getting bored. Show us your nads!

Wazdakka

Kiera wrote: »

It would be even more epic if you got banned from somewhere else for this suggestion.

If that's all it took...
Meh, tbh..

kfallon

Kiera wrote: »

Come on Fitzy, we're getting bored. Show us your nads!

And plug in the blender....I can see this turning into one of those weird Metro Stories that usually happen in America

"A young Dublin guy was found with his genitalia in a blender......."

The Volt

It'd be awful if he had a hear attack before he got to post this or something.

thebigbiffo

Voltwad wrote: »

Could also be a Werner Herzog enthusiast?

i was owned with this post

WIZE

Wazdakka wrote: »

Now would be an EPIC time for a AH mod with a sense of humour to ban him for a few days..

Terry.. come back.
These current gen of AH mods play by the "Rules" and such.
Pffft.

lol he could have his 1000th post opening up a Thread in the Prison Forum

1000th post = Why am I banned

Cheap Thrills!

kfallon wrote: »

Have you got a blender......... :rolleyes:

No and I haven't got a mickey to mutilate in one either....;)

Korvanica

open another pointless thread :pac:

kfallon

Cheap Thrills! wrote: »

No and I haven't got a mickey to mutilate in one either....;)

There goes your chance of the ultimate 1,000th post

Unless you clamp your boobs good and proper :eek:

dr.bollocko

Finally he made the 1000th post.
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055994390

It's a strange choice in post count celebration Mr. Caraldo I must opine.

Gummy Panda

But the question is, Dr Bollocko do you think its okay to eat da poo poo?