Rubbish News

hitbit

So the country is bankrupt, people are dying on the roads, the gangsters are taking over more and more areas, the dole queues are getting longer every day, people are losing their homes etc etc and the Evening Herald Headlines their front page with the news that Ronan and Yvonne are back together. Who gives a s**t. I will never buy their f*****g rag again. promise.

hitbit

plein de force

i'm sure everyone will be rushing to the news stands to read more of this joyous news

Kasabian

It took that front page for you to cop on. :pac:

Pacing Mule

Bet they're sh!tting themselves now.

tony1kenobi

It's not even current....I rode Yvonne today after lunch....and I'm not Ronan.

galwayrush

tony1kenobi wrote: »

It's not even current....I rode Yvonne today after lunch....and I'm not Ronan.

Sure?;)
I thought it was a 2 for the price of 1 deal.:pac:

Biggins

...well that told me!

galwayrush

Biggins wrote: »

...well that told me!

Me too, apparently the almost getting killed in an aircraft scare was done already. Publicity whores.:pac:

not_xanthor

hitbit wrote: »

Who gives a s**t. I will never buy their f*****g rag again. promise.

hitbit

If i were cynical, i might suggest she knew about it months ago and somewhere along the line they both decided to turn it into a media thing, or she decided to in an attempt to give herself some identity other than 'Mrs Keating'.

W.Shakes-Beer

we're all goin to heaven lads, whaaaaaaay.

aidan_walsh

Clearly you already know about the rest of that stuff, so why would they report on the same thing every day? That wouldn't be news.

Biggins

W.Shakes-Beer wrote: »

we're all goin to heaven lads, whaaaaaaay.

Speak for yourself, the mother in law says I'm going to burn in hell for corrupting her daughter!

Anita Blow

This thread is now about jaffa cake. It's a cake..but in the biscuit aisle..what gives.
If I see another depressing post or thread about FF/NAMA etc. I may just off myself. I could go into a thread about homebrewing beer and there'd be a guaranteed post about how Ireland is like some corrupt African state and there's no hope.
Jaffa's are much nicer..unless Harney has a smooth orangey jelly centre

James T Kirk

Read less "news", OP. Go for a nice walk, clear the head. Bring some Jaffa Cakes, you'll be fine.

hitbit

They'll see VAT in that. You'll never get away from FF but sure if you give them gallons for free you can rest assured if your brewing business gets into difficulty NAMA will bail you out.
Is Harney a person or a country ??? Afterall she's a law unto herself and she's bigger than the Isle of Man. Your f****d if she finds out about your Jaffa cakes. She ate the Marshallow man from Ghostbusters in one sitting.
Going to hell would be better than ending up as a cushion in Harney's gaff.

hitbit

Dudess

Is Mary Harney somewhat rotund?

fonecrusher1

This is my favourite sandwich at the moment;

Ham
Pastrami
corned beef
sliced chicken
slice of red cheddar

Scim of butter & mustard

mug a tae.

Run_to_da_hills

Herald can't be as bad as this.

Shocking evidence of how 'super calves' have secretly spread into our food system

IM0

hitbit wrote: »

So the country is bankrupt, people are dying on the roads, the gangsters are taking over more and more areas, the dole queues are getting longer every day, people are losing their homes etc etc and the Evening Herald Headlines their front page with the news that Ronan and Yvonne are back together. Who gives a s**t. I will never buy their f*****g rag again. promise.

hitbit

So what your saying is you'd rather read about miserable ****e you can do nothing about instead?