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What's a chap to do?

  • 01-08-2010 8:21pm
    #1
    MaybeTuesday
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9 ✭


    Here I am, the other gentlemen around me, their monacles having fallen into their brandy glasses, are dismayed. Their cigars are running low. The ladies are in the drawing room, and by the sounds of it, they are growing impatient.

    What's a chap to do?

    Recreational drugs, not necessarily of the illegal persuasion, are required urgently. If you can be of assistance I will be eternally in your gratitude, if not, hold your powder dry.


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  • #2
    445279.ie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,978 ✭✭✭445279.ie


    Can't be of assistance today, maybe Tuesday


  • #3
    sligopark
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,620 ✭✭✭sligopark


    can't see this lasting long ...


  • #4
    Hamiltonion
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 416 ✭✭Hamiltonion


    ibtl

    The gentlemen should consume no less than 3 teaspoons of nutmeg each, ALWAYS ends well:rolleyes:


  • #5
    jordan..
    Closed Accounts Posts: 262 ✭✭jordan..


    sir I invite you to join my lawyer and I on a journey!

    We have two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls


  • #6
    Scarydoll
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,013 ✭✭✭Scarydoll


    Smoke some bananas.


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  • #7
    MaybeTuesday
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9 ✭MaybeTuesday


    Hamiltonion wrote: »
    ibtl

    The gentlemen should consume no less than 3 teaspoons of nutmeg each, ALWAYS ends well:rolleyes:

    Would you advise full or half teaspoons my good man?


  • #8
    caseyann
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,941 ✭✭✭caseyann


    Murder :eek:


  • #9
    Hamiltonion
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 416 ✭✭Hamiltonion


    Why full of course, nutmeg is more than just a seasoning...


  • #10
    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    ibtl


  • #11
    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    MaybeTuesday wrote: »
    Would you advise full or half teaspoons my good man?

    whichever you go for, you've got to try the cinnamon in the nose one


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  • #12
    MaybeTuesday
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9 ✭MaybeTuesday


    me@ucd wrote: »
    ibtl

    Queen's English only if you don't mind. Ruffians not required.


  • #13
    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    MaybeTuesday wrote: »
    Queen's English only if you don't mind. Ruffians not required.

    ive been tellin lies


  • #14
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    in before the high


  • #15
    SadieSue
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,054 ✭✭✭SadieSue


    If you have no nutmeg you could always try cinnamon! Tis classy for the likes of yourselves.


  • #16
    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    caseyann wrote: »
    Murder :eek:

    Im going for in the drawing room with the candlestick, and Mrs Peacock


  • #17
    karlog
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,563 ✭✭✭karlog


    TTS


  • #18
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    Is maith liom MaybeTuesday

    Lets get f*cked up on pointin


  • #19
    MaybeTuesday
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9 ✭MaybeTuesday


    Kyler Sweet Lawyer wrote: »
    Is maith liom MaybeTuesday

    Lets get f*cked up on pointin

    How much is pointin my good fellow, and wherehap could I purchase same?


  • #20
    caseyann
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,941 ✭✭✭caseyann


    me@ucd wrote: »
    Im going for in the drawing room with the candlestick, and Mrs Peacock

    I am going to the library i am Mrs white,i have the knife.:p


  • #21
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    MaybeTuesday wrote: »
    How much is pointin my good fellow, and wherehap could I purchase same?

    It's cheap, Have about 5 bottles cos my vet keeps presenting me with bottles, I'll give you two bottles for a shot at your sisters vag


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  • #22
    MaybeTuesday
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9 ✭MaybeTuesday


    Kyler Sweet Lawyer wrote: »
    It's cheap, Have about 5 bottles cos my vet keeps presenting me with bottles, I'll give you two bottles for a shot at your sisters vag

    Sold. And cheap at the price. The slave trade has never looked so good.


  • #23
    funk-you
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,743 ✭✭✭funk-you


    Just start jackin with a belt around your neck. It'll either end well or terribly. Either way, boredom solved.

    -Funk


  • #24
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    MaybeTuesday wrote: »
    What's a chap to do?

    Recreational drugs, not necessarily of the illegal persuasion, are required urgently. If you can be of assistance I will be eternally in your gratitude, if not, hold your powder dry.

    This type of posting is against the rules of boards OP.

    Please read the charter before you post again.


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