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Are you staring at my *insert body part here*

  • 30-07-2010 9:04am
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Following from the other thread, where do your eyes go? Have to say the ass and the tummy are the places I look, and if a chick has back dimples... drives me nuts!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    What is this, covert Hunky Dorys marketing?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Eyes, arms and teeth.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    tits


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Men's eyes are always attracted to cleavage, no matter how hard you try to look away you still end up having a peek even tho you try not to!

    A nice smile is always nice to look at!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    A lot of people stare at my tits when they meet me.

    It keeps reminding me I must join a gym soon.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,798 ✭✭✭✭DrumSteve


    steve06 wrote: »
    Following from the other thread, where do your eyes go? Have to say the ass and the tummy are the places I look, and if a chick has back dimples... drives me nuts!

    Back Dimples... the new steering wheel.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,154 ✭✭✭✭Berty


    ASS!!!

    Gotta have a nice Ass. :D

    Breasts are controversial because they may or may not be that shape in reality or even that size.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 521 ✭✭✭alexa5x5


    There are alot of guys around were I live that wear cycle shorts or very short shorts when they go for a run. One in particular is obviously not wearing underwear... I can’t help but stare at there crotch's when there running towards me! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    alexa5x5 wrote: »
    There are alot of guys around were I live that wear cycle shorts or very short shorts when they go for a run. One in particular is obviously not wearing underwear... I can’t help but stare at there crotch's when there running towards me! :D

    I think that would turn me off tbh.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,941 ✭✭✭thebigbiffo


    teeth...the amount of munters with bad teeth in this country is tragic


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 521 ✭✭✭alexa5x5


    Kiera wrote: »
    I think that would turn me off tbh.

    It’s not because I love the look of cocks, I like there usage but there not exactly pretty! No it just that there hypnotic, you can’t help but stare at them.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    I never wear underwear when playing football but my shorts are long or have those in-built 'jocks' in them. The only flying tackle you'll see from me is to try and win the ball :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,976 ✭✭✭Brendog


    I stare deep into her soul and her mind.

    I do this with self obsessed chicks so While they are thinking of them I look at their boobage


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    alexa5x5 wrote: »
    It’s not because I love the look of cocks, I like there usage but there not exactly pretty! No it just that there hypnotic, you can’t help but stare at them.

    Hmmm.:rolleyes: A firm meaty cock with a well- defined bell-end, nice and

    clean, and buttressed by a solid set of well hung balls, surely would be

    appreciated by today's young female, I would have thought.



    'Specially when they have a bit of 'froth' up?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Banned Account


    Eyes, face, ass, boobs, legs and feet* in that order.














    * I don't have a foot fetish but can't handle big feet - no fookin' way.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    orourkeda wrote: »
    tits
    Berty wrote: »
    ASS!!!
    alexa5x5 wrote: »
    cocks

    Phew, I'm not late for the tourette's seminar.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    alexa5x5 wrote: »
    It’s not because I love the look of cocks, I like there usage but there not exactly pretty! No it just that there hypnotic, you can’t help but stare at them.

    Most are pretty.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Banned Account


    Kiera wrote: »
    Most are pretty.

    Funny that - The Flutt aside I would have thought most men would not view their tackle as being "attractive" ( I don't think mine is a beauty to behold by any stretch). Then again, I find the female 'form' to be a wonder to gaze on (ber the odd few that look like badly paked kebabs) but most women I've had the conversation with don't.

    Does familiarity breed contempt?


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 23,276 Mod ✭✭✭✭Kiith


    Legs and ass for me. There's something increadibly sexy about a nice pair of legs on a woman.
    but most women I've had the conversation with don't.
    Is that what the kids are calling it these day's :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,952 ✭✭✭Lando Griffin


    I was at a traffic light yesterday in my car, first in the queue, and this beautiful woman jogged past me in figure hugging shorts and top. She stopped on the other side of the road, took her hair band out of her long flowing brown hair, and shock her head, before tiding it back up again, facing away from me, what a sight. I then looked forward and the lights were turning back to red. I couldn’t believe it, but more so when I looked in my rear view mirror the man behind me was starring at her too, and he didn’t notice the lights turning from red to green either. Off your one went looking beautiful leaving two irate drivers behind .


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Funny that - The Flutt aside I would have thought most men would not view their tackle as being "attractive" ( I don't think mine is a beauty to behold by any stretch). Then again, I find the female 'form' to be a wonder to gaze on (ber the odd few that look like badly paked kebabs) but most women I've had the conversation with don't.

    Does familiarity breed contempt?

    I'd prefer to look at a knob than a fanny tbh.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,251 ✭✭✭massdebater


    I purposely don't wear underwear beneath my running shorts so I can stare at girls tits while they're distracted


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,186 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    Kiera wrote: »
    I'd prefer to look at a knob than a fanny tbh.
    Isn't that a famous quote by Winston Churchill?






















    .. no? I'm sure it was!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Banned Account


    Kiera wrote: »
    I'd prefer to look at a knob than a fanny tbh.

    My point exactly. Some of that is, of course down to the fact that i'm a hornball. But on an aesthetic level I don't think my knob is the mona lisa in fact if I study it, it begins to look wierd - you know the way if you keep repeating a word it starts to sound funny?

    I get the impression that ye wimmiz feel the same about your fanny's.



    I'm gonna stop now, there is a dislink between what's in my mind and what comes from my keyboard:(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Funny that - The Flutt aside I would have thought most men would not view their tackle as being "attractive" ( I don't think mine is a beauty to behold by any stretch). Then again, I find the female 'form' to be a wonder to gaze on (ber the odd few that look like badly paked kebabs) but most women I've had the conversation with don't.

    Does familiarity breed contempt?

    Have to take issue with that my man.

    I was referring to the young ladies point of view.

    You see the tackle owner just gets a foreshortened viewl

    The young lady can on occasions,see the item in all its glory from a closer perspective,and can perhaps appreciate more it's beauty and funcionality especially when 'fully armed' and primed as it were.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Have to take issue with that my man.

    I was referring to the young ladies point of view.

    You see the tackle owner just gets a foreshortened viewl

    The young lady can on occasions,see the item in all its glory from a closer perspective,and can perhaps appreciate more it's beauty and funcionality especially when 'fully armed' and primed as it were.

    First time i think i've ever agreed with you.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,995 ✭✭✭Sofiztikated


    Eyes
    Smile/teeth
    Bewbs, god I love them
    Stomach
    Ass
    Legs
    Feet
    Back
    Arms
    Slightly defined muscle structure, not mega muscley

    I like the female form. But can't help a sneaky peak at bewbage. Big, small, wrinkly, smooth, real, fake, black, caucasian, asain, I'm not fussy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    My dick looks like Kojak in a poloneck :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    Boobs, hips, face, nails.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18 Apple Butt


    Rectum.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,597 ✭✭✭anniehoo


    What are
    steve06 wrote: »
    back dimples!
    when theyre at home? :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    anniehoo wrote: »
    What are when theyre at home? :confused:

    Thank God someone else asked, I thought I was stupid for not knowing!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    anniehoo wrote: »
    What are when theyre at home? :confused:
    http://www.backdimples.co.uk/

    back-dimples.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Banned Account


    Have to take issue with that my man.

    I was referring to the young ladies point of view.

    You see the tackle owner just gets a foreshortened viewl

    The young lady can on occasions,see the item in all its glory from a closer perspective,and can perhaps appreciate more it's beauty and funcionality especially when 'fully armed' and primed as it were.

    Webcam --> Sellotape --> long stick --> happy exploring Mr Flutt.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,198 ✭✭✭strokemyclover


    Zonkey


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,349 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    I look up an down in one glimpse! And if he passes me by I give a quick glance up and down!...:p

    First spot usually the eyes, always look at the hair, then lips, straight down to the toes quickly glances at other compromising spots as I look down to the toes and up again to the face! ;)
    If the guy passes me by and I look back then well, always look at the back then the arse ( loves this bit! :o) then legs and then up again! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    I look up an down in one glimpse! And if he passes me by I give a quick glance up and down!...:p

    First spot usually the eyes, always look at the hair, then lips, straight down to the toes quickly glances at other compromising spots as I look down to the toes and up again to the face! ;)
    If the guy passes me by and I look back then well, always look at the back then the arse ( loves this bit! :o) then legs and then up again! :D

    Do you find you walk into a lot of things?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,349 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    Kiera wrote: »
    Do you find you walk into a lot of things?

    no usually watch where I'm going most of the time! have 20/20 vision so can see things at my side aswell. I can check a guy out in a couple of seconds without walking into something! But I have been known to walk into a lot of things but thats without any fella to distract me!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,713 ✭✭✭✭Novella


    Teeth, arms, eyes, hands.




  • arse
    legs
    how hairy
    eyes


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Novella wrote: »
    Teeth, arms, eyes, hands.

    Copy cat :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,127 ✭✭✭✭Leeg17


    I can't help but cast a glance, when Mary has a lovely bottom.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    how hairy

    unfortunately with women you can only judge them on this when they take their cloths off, a lot of Irish women are brutal in this department.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    steve06 wrote: »
    unfortunately with women you can only judge them on this when they take their cloths off, a lot of Irish women are brutal in this department.

    I'm sure a ronnie would be a give-away?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,039 ✭✭✭bazmaiden


    Teeth, ass, waist size


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Kiera wrote: »
    I'm sure a ronnie would be a give-away?
    Well some chicks this it's acceptable to only discard the clearly visible hair... buy a fooking razor ffs :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,349 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    well sure a little bit of chest hair peeking near the neck through his shirt at the front shows a guys masculinity but too much off it well...not a good look! a hairy back is a right turn off if you can see it peaking through eurgh eew!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Arms
    Chest
    Eyes


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