A Blondes Diary !

dak

Monday
Now home from honeymoon and settled in our new home, Ifs fun to Cook for Tim, Today I made an angel food cake and the recipe said,
-*"Beat 12 eggs.Separately."
Well, I didn´t have enough bowls So I had to borrow 12 bowls to beat the eggs in, the cake turned out Fine though.

Tuesday

We wanted a fruit salad for supper, the recipe said,
´serve without Dressing."
So I didn´t dress.
But Tim happened to bring a friend home for supper that night they both looked so startled when I served Them, I think it was the salad.

Wednesday

I decided to serve rice and found a recipe that said
"wash Thoroughly before steaming the rice."
So heated some water and Took a bath before steaming the rice.
Sounded kind of silly in the Middle of the week, I can’t say it improved the Rice Anyhow.

Thursday

Today Tim asked for salad again.
I tried a new recipe, it said.
Prepare Ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving, I hunted all over the place for a garden and when got one I tossed my Salad into the bed of lettuce and stood over there fore over one hour so the dog would not take it.
Tim came over and asked if I felt ail right,
I Wonder why?
He must be stressed at work;
I´ll try and be supportive.

Friday

Today I found an easy recipe for cookies, it said,
´put all ingredients in A bowl and beat it."
Beat it did, to my mum´s place.
There must have been something wrong with the recipe, because when I came back Home again, it looked the same as when I left it.

Saturday

Tim went shopping today and brought home a chicken.
He asked me To dress it for Sunday,
I´m sure I don´t know how hens dress for Sunday, I never noticed back on the farm, but I found an old doll dress And it´s little cute shoes;
I thought the hen looked really cute.
When Tim saw it, he started counting to ten, either he was really stressed
Because of his work, or he wanted the chicken to dance.
When I Asked him what was wrong he started crying and shouting out
"why me?
Why me?”
I am not sure what´s wrong, he’s gone insane, it has to be his job

paulcorr

the worst i have ever heard was it written by a 5 year old blonde?

dak

paulcorr wrote: »

the worst i have ever heard was it written by a 5 year old blonde?

I'd stick to darts !