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Constant stealing

  • 29-07-2010 2:09pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 770 ✭✭✭


    Is there anything you can do about knacker kids constantly stealing from your store? Parents encourage them, guardi don't do anything and they don't seem to care if you catch them.


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    Buy an electric stun baton :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,900 ✭✭✭Quality


    Kill one and hang him outside the door, It should frighten off the rest of them...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 849 ✭✭✭Connavar


    Only idea I have is banning them from the shop(this can be difficult to keep though)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 770 ✭✭✭Dublindude69


    I wish.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,976 ✭✭✭Brendog


    Start selling embarrassing things....

    I've never seen and knacker rob from Ann Summers...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,992 ✭✭✭Korvanica


    ban them outright from the store...simple as. everytime they try come in just run them out...

    that or a good raping....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    give OCP a ring and ask them to send down ed 209 or robocop


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Open bar packet carefully. Sprinkle it with rat poison. Seal back with pritt stick (dunno first that came to mind as superglue wouldn't work....) Leave bar in place where the f*cker steals from. Problem solved.

    *if anyone else goes for the bar just hand them another (you'd obviously have to mark the wrapper to make sure you know which one is which)

    I'm not to blame if you do actually go through with this. I'll laugh about it in the metro though..............


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 770 ✭✭✭Dublindude69


    Korvanica wrote: »
    ban them outright from the store...simple as. everytime they try come in just run them out...

    That just doesn't work.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 121 ✭✭Kenny DNK


    I empathise with you on this one, its an area that gives a lot of hassle to a lot of stores.

    Something I spotted in a few shops in my local town was that they would post pictures of the people taken from CCTV on their windows to shame them. That way staff will know what these people look like and can then refuse them entry to the shop.

    Hope this helps..

    K


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭PeterIanStaker


    Quality wrote: »
    Kill one and hang him outside the door, It should frighten off the rest of them...


    I believe this is what you need

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gibbet


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    baseball-bats-what-is-your-choice.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,831 ✭✭✭genericguy


    guardi don't do anything and they don't seem to care if you catch them.

    i think you're looking in the wrong place in the phone book, it's the gardaí you're looking for.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Yeah my local shop sticks up pics and shames them. You could try that.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,838 ✭✭✭✭3hn2givr7mx1sc


    Piss on them.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,257 ✭✭✭SoupyNorman


    This is all you need.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,992 ✭✭✭Korvanica




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Kiera wrote: »
    Yeah my local shop sticks up pics and shames them. You could try that.

    Yea do this, but superimpose their faces onto the bodies of fat chicks in bikinis.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,257 ✭✭✭SoupyNorman


    baz2009 wrote: »
    Piss on them.


    That'd hardly make a difference.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,162 ✭✭✭giant_midget


    Massive sign...KNACKERS NOT WELCOME :D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    blast them with piss


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,831 ✭✭✭genericguy


    Massive sign...KNACKERS NOT WELCOME :D

    you should work for the UN's conflict resolution committee.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,838 ✭✭✭✭3hn2givr7mx1sc


    That'd hardly make a difference.

    They'd get pissy hands.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 770 ✭✭✭Dublindude69


    Massive sign...KNACKERS NOT WELCOME :D

    I thought of putting a sign up saying "Job Office" or something like that.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    This turned to **** fairly quick.


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