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I need to take them down....

whatsherface · 2010-07-29 10:29:21

Problem is my two sisters one is two years younger and the other four years older keep taking my clothes without asking, I need to catch them in the act as they lie about it when confronted (even when I can smell there perfume on them!!!!), how can I set them up??

29-07-2010 10:29am

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Problem is my two sisters one is two years younger and the other four years older keep taking my clothes without asking, I need to catch them in the act as they lie about it when confronted (even when I can smell there perfume on them!!!!), how can I set them up??

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#2 29-07-2010 10:30am

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Leave a skiddie in your pants.....that'll teach 'em!

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#3 29-07-2010 10:31am

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Thought this was going to be about the OP's panties:(

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#4 29-07-2010 10:31am

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Dont wash your clothes....

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#5 29-07-2010 10:31am

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Sharing is caring.

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#6 29-07-2010 10:33am

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easyeason3 wrote: »

Sharing is caring.

You wouldn't say that if your OH came back with a mate tonight and said, "I told him he could have a spin on you dear!"

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#7 29-07-2010 10:34am

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kfallon wrote: »

You wouldn't say that if your OH came back with a mate tonight and said, "I told him he could have a spin on you dear!"

I said sharing is caring...not rape is caring

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#8 29-07-2010 10:34am

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Always leave a knob of fresh smeg in your jocks before abandoning them.

That'l larn 'em.

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#9 29-07-2010 10:37am

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Very lightly sellotape a little piece of string across the bottom of the wardrobe doors, then when it's opened and closed the string will fall loose and you'll know it was opened.

Alternatively hook up the handles to a car battery.

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#10 29-07-2010 10:38am

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Do as your thread title suggests and take them both out. I'm going to assume the older sister is a little stronger than you so maybe look after her while she is sleeping.

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#11 29-07-2010 10:39am

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Do what yer wan did in that Magdelene Sisters filum and put some of your clothes in the drier with nettles.

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#12 29-07-2010 10:40am

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You could try kicking them in the face and seeing what happens.

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#13 29-07-2010 10:40am

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Have you considered going to a medical professional for his now, un-pc diagnosis. This may give you the motivation needed to ensure your new wardrope doesn't fit your sisters:pac:

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#14 29-07-2010 10:42am

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Lock your door when you leave the house?

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#15 29-07-2010 10:44am

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Go fat. Your clothes won't fit them then.

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#16 29-07-2010 10:44am

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Kiera wrote: »

Lock your door when you leave the house?

We share the bedroom

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#17 29-07-2010 10:44am

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Leave a pair of trousers out but cut a little hole in the arse of it, make a show of them when they go out in them!!!

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#18 29-07-2010 10:47am

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whatsherface wrote: »

We share the bedroom

Hmmmmm.....you're just gonna have to buy horrible clothes from now on.....

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#19 29-07-2010 10:48am

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It must be terrible to be such a fashion 'icon'

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#20 29-07-2010 10:49am

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Start using their make-up and clothes, then tell them you'll stop when they do.

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#21 29-07-2010 10:51am

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Wear there clothes to, everyone happy!

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#22 29-07-2010 10:52am

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Sykk wrote: »

Start using their make-up and clothes, then tell them you'll stop when they do.

They are unemployed so can't afford to buy many clothes, and why would they when they can take mine!!!

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#23 29-07-2010 10:53am

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It may be time to resort to the trusty kick in the pissflaps I'm afraid!

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#24 29-07-2010 10:54am

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whatsherface wrote: »

They are unemployed so can't afford to buy many clothes, and why would they when they can take mine!!!

And what's stopping you from telling them to fúck off?

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#25 29-07-2010 10:55am

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Kiera wrote: »

And what's stopping you from telling them to fúck off?

exactly

or are you afraid of them??:eek:

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#26 29-07-2010 10:56am

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She's too nice, bless her!

Kick them in the beef curtains now!!!

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#27 29-07-2010 10:56am

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No not afraid of them but there not afraid of me either so telling them to **** off doesnt work!!

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#28 29-07-2010 10:56am

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Swift punch to the ovaries.

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#29 29-07-2010 10:57am

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whatsherface wrote: »

how can I set them up??

This + This = WIN and indisputable evidence.

Some credit for this master-stroke of a plan goes to the Bargain alerts forum.

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#30 29-07-2010 10:59am

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can ya not rob their clothes and make it even?

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#31 29-07-2010 10:59am

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Start shopping in Penneys or go Goth!

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#32 29-07-2010 10:59am

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whatsherface wrote: »

No not afraid of them but there not afraid of me either so telling them to **** off doesnt work!!

hmm, maybe they are immune to swearing so why don't you just explain why you don't want them using your clothes

alternatively, get some damp smelly cat to roll around in them for a while. i bet that works

although you may smell for a while as a result

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#33 29-07-2010 11:00am

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whatsherface wrote: »

No not afraid of them but there not afraid of me either so telling them to **** off doesnt work!!

Step 1) Procure "Bait knickers" that you know they will borrow.
Step 2) Rub the crotch of the bait knickers with either Deep Heat, Tiger Balm or Kayanne pepper. (Or all three)
Step 3) Profit..

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#34 29-07-2010 11:02am

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Does anyone else think that 3 dongle ad at the bottom looks like a cock?

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#35 29-07-2010 11:03am

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Kiera wrote: »

Does anyone else think that 3 dongle ad at the bottom looks like a cock?

You're obsessed....you need to get your end away

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#36 29-07-2010 11:04am

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get a tiger hide it in your knicker drawer then when your sisters open it to borrow your clothes RRRAAAAARRRRRRRRR

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#37 29-07-2010 11:05am

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kfallon wrote: »

You're obsessed....you need to get your end away

QFT

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#38 29-07-2010 11:06am

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Kiera wrote: »

QFT

Right, not 'down' with the text abbreviations etc so what is "QFT"?

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#39 29-07-2010 11:09am

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kfallon wrote: »

Right, not 'down' with the text abbreviations etc so what is "QFT"?

Quoted for truth.

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#40 29-07-2010 11:09am

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/flirting

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#41 29-07-2010 11:11am

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biko wrote: »

/flirting

Hey! It was a question, not flirting. Do you not think it looks like a cock?

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#42 29-07-2010 11:11am

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Kiera wrote: »

Quite fúcking true.

F Y P.

Fixed your post.

Or... Fist your Pooper.

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#43 29-07-2010 11:13am

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I'm glad the ads don't appear on the screen here in work and for your sake I hope it does look like a cock :eek:

I wonder if the OP has gone to kick them in the flaps.....

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Remove the "snap" from a christmas cracker and tape it across the wardrobe door, when someone opens it,

BANG!

even more effactive if they're trying to sneak in!

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#45 29-07-2010 11:19am

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Those crackers never 'BANG' anymore, effin' useless!

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#46 29-07-2010 11:20am

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Kiera wrote: »

Hey! It was a question, not flirting. Do you not think it looks like a cock?

Looks like a HTC smartphone to me - android sex much?

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#47 29-07-2010 11:27am

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If I had a penny for every time Kiera was caught flirting in a thread...I'd take her out for dinner.

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#48 29-07-2010 11:28am

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Move out then burn the house?

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