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Ahmadinejad Misses The Irony. Makes Ass of Self, Government.

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,611 ✭✭✭✭Sam Vimes


    /facepalm


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 25,848 ✭✭✭✭Zombrex


    Ahmadinejad was later heard to say "An octopus predicting sports results, people will believe any old nonsense" as he knelt down to pray to his invisble sky god.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,981 ✭✭✭monosharp


    In fairness it is childish nonsense.

    It's almost as bad as Islam or Christianity.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,611 ✭✭✭✭Sam Vimes


    monosharp wrote: »
    In fairness it is childish nonsense.

    It's almost as bad as Islam or Christianity.

    Yeah it's childish nonsense but it's a bit of fun. No one actually thinks the octopus is predicting anything.......at least I hope they don't


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,857 ✭✭✭Valmont


    Sam Vimes wrote: »
    Yeah it's childish nonsense but it's a bit of fun. No one actually thinks the octopus is predicting anything.......at least I hope they don't
    That's what I thought until I found myself having an argument with two people in work about the existence of an octopus' ability to predict the future.

    "Well you tell us how he does it then"
    "See you don't know"
    "He must be able to predict the future"

    Ouch.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,611 ✭✭✭✭Sam Vimes


    Valmont wrote: »
    That's what I thought until I found myself having an argument with two people in work about the existence of an octopus' ability to predict the future.

    "Well you tell us how he does it then"
    "See you don't know"
    "He must be able to predict the future"

    Ouch.

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 446 ✭✭sonicthebadger*


    He says:

    "Those who believe in this type of thing cannot be the leaders of the global nations..."

    I say:

    "If only buddy, if only!"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 858 ✭✭✭goingpostal


    I read a very good article about incarceration rates around the world. The US jails people at three times the rate that Iran jails them. Bizzare. I know this has nothing to do with the epic face off between octopus paul and Mad Mullah Ahmadinejad but I just wanted to post this link for people to read.
    http://www.economist.com/node/16636027


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,770 ✭✭✭Bottle_of_Smoke


    MY money says he's been taken completely out of context


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,371 ✭✭✭✭Zillah


    Paul should be wiped off the map.

    Anyway, it's about time people stopped paying attention to anything BadMood DinnerJacket says. Unless he says "nuclear" in his sentence.

    ps, I can't be the only one who thinks "Paul" is an odd name for an Octopus?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,038 ✭✭✭sponsoredwalk


    Queue a torrent of propaganda sympathizing with the plight of Paul & Paul's appendage being superimposed on American, British & Israeli flags.

    Anyone who thinks Paul should be eaten by a vegetarian is obviously in league with the Iraki's, or the Irani's or whoever they are...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,132 ✭✭✭Killer Pigeon


    The Octopus is in fact the son of the divine giant spaghetti monster; come to us to give us good fortune.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,879 ✭✭✭Coriolanus


    The Octopus is in fact the son of the divine giant spaghetti monster; come to us to give us good fortune.
    Damn, it's so obvious!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,788 ✭✭✭MrPudding


    Zillah wrote: »
    Paul should be wiped off the map.

    Anyway, it's about time people stopped paying attention to anything BadMood DinnerJacket says. Unless he says "nuclear" in his sentence.

    ps, I can't be the only one who thinks "Paul" is an odd name for an Octopus?
    Hmmm, I thought his name was I've had me dinner dad...

    MrP


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,619 ✭✭✭fontanalis


    Someone should tell him about Joe Coleman.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,849 ✭✭✭condra


    Who needs the Flying Spaghetti Monster? I always had my doubts anyway.

    I am now an Octopussian.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,410 ✭✭✭old_aussie


    Just shows what a jerka, jerka jerka puppet iran has as a running the country.

    Maybe we should get Paul to predict which country is going to be nuked first.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,001 ✭✭✭ColmDawson


    condra wrote: »
    Who needs the Flying Spaghetti Monster? I always had my doubts anyway.

    I am now an Octopussian.
    And now a reading from Paul's first letter to the Crustaceans...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,277 ✭✭✭mehfesto


    "Those who believe in this type of thing cannot be the leaders of the global nations that aspire, like Iran, to human perfection, basing themselves in the love of all sacred values," he said.


    Like stoning women to death for adultery, he later added.


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