MA DUFF

blackalicious

funny story for you.. just 10 minutes ago my brother came downstairs with massive grin on his face sayin come quick until you see what Ms. Duff is doin. Ma duff as she is known lives on my road is in her 60s, is a massive alcoholic aswel as not being the full shiling.

So anyway i go upstairs (to get a good view from a safe distance ), and i can hear her before i get to the window she is effing and blinding, i get a look at her and notice that there is a massive puddle of what looks like piss under her:eek:. She is standing in front of another house on the road (occupied by family who she hates) and is screaming obescenities at the house. Fck you you fcking bollox wait till my sons come home they will fcking kill you, you baldy jew bstard (your man in the house isn't jewish:D). All the lights in the house are off but im sure they can hear her, they are probably just hoping she ****s off back to bed.

But she has no intentions of goin anywhere but instead goes up to the gate and squats in front of it, me and my bro look at each other "no fcking way" but sure enough she drops the shytt right in front of the gate. I look away in disgust, my brother screams in delight and starts pissing himself laughing. Meanwhile Ma duff starts stuttering back to her house with a look of 'mission accomplished' on her face.

bronte

Someone needs to call Flutt.

IM0

Some senile ol bag looses her way to the sh*ter and you guys just hide and laugh...the shame.

mink_man

Da Muff is better

ElaElaElano

bronte wrote: »

Someone needs to call Flutt.

The flutt doesn't waste his time with wishy-washy topics like píss, come on now.

I think we all know a Ma Duff though don't we, used to have a neighbour who sold stolen lingerie and Arabic cigarettes out the back of a burnt out ice-cream truck, not quite the full shilling really.

The_Kew_Tour

Downy Fluff ftw

Bonito

bronte wrote: »

Someone needs to call Flutt.

It probably was Flutt.

rockmongrel

I'm almost certain I read a story or thread exactly like this before...

MrStuffins

rockmongrel wrote: »

I'm almost certain I read a story or thread exactly like this before...

This one is almost identical

xzanti

OH YEAH!!

weiland79

Ah the mentally incompetent how we laugh. Little do we know that it's in most of our futures:(

FlutterinBantam

blackalicious wrote: »

funny story for you.. just 10 minutes ago my brother came downstairs with massive grin on his face sayin come quick until you see what Ms. Duff is doin. Ma duff as she is known lives on my road is in her 60s, is a massive alcoholic aswel as not being the full shiling.

So anyway i go upstairs (to get a good view from a safe distance ), and i can hear her before i get to the window she is effing and blinding, i get a look at her and notice that there is a massive puddle of what looks like piss under her:eek:. She is standing in front of another house on the road (occupied by family who she hates) and is screaming obescenities at the house. Fck you you fcking bollox wait till my sons come home they will fcking kill you, you baldy jew bstard (your man in the house isn't jewish:D). All the lights in the house are off but im sure they can hear her, they are probably just hoping she ****s off back to bed.

But she has no intentions of goin anywhere but instead goes up to the gate and squats in front of it, me and my bro look at each other "no fcking way" but sure enough she drops the shytt right in front of the gate. I look away in disgust, my brother screams in delight and starts pissing himself laughing. Meanwhile Ma duff starts stuttering back to her house with a look of 'mission accomplished' on her face.

Hmmmmm... The Flutther only recounts real stories about real people

Now I note the post time 0228, what the fcuk are you doing down stairs at 0228?

What is your brother doing upstairs, where are your parents?

Ma Duff says 'wait till my sons come home' Where the fcuk are they at 0230 on a Wed. morning.

This story doesn't ring true.

I'll check the Irish daily mail this morning and if it has no mention of this event, then you have been letting your fertile imagination run wild my friend.

Very dangerous thing to do around these here parts:cool:

bonerm

I presume you mean "funny peculiar"?

I was hoping the story would end with "and then Ma Duff got hit by a passing bus and it took clean her head off"

Babooshka

blackalicious has just solved the mystery in skeptics corner:

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055947984

It has to be.