Ma$terbation & the wife

mikerowsopht

Hi All,
Do you crank one off while the misses is downstairs or asleep
Just wondering if many male's who are either with someone, or married do you ma$terbate and does your wife / OP know about it.

Basically I've been with me gal for over 5 yrs
she doesn't know I fap

but I do when she goes to bed I will turn on me PC with all the pron on it,
gives me a rite owl hardy, then I coleslaw up me keyboard

Been ejaculating on a certain spot on the carpet for over 5 yrs now and the carpet is actually a different colour under my chair where my feet are, looks hilarious, I obvioulsy am the only one that knows why though, haha

so bascially I fap alot every day and she doesn't know coz I tell her I don't, if she found out I'd be mortified

so question is do you guys hide this sort of thing or does she know about it as I want to know if this is normal or not.

After all I can look at the menu, just can't order.

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mikerowsopht wrote: »

Been ejaculating on a certain spot on the carpet for over 5 yrs now

:pac:

tommyhaas

Your Wife's a lucky woman

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

mikerowsopht wrote: »

Hi All,
Do you crank one off while the misses is downstairs or asleep
Just wondering if many male's who are either with someone, or married do you ma$terbate and does your wife / OP know about it.

Basically I've been with me gal for over 5 yrs
she doesn't know I fap

but I do when she goes to bed I will turn on me PC with all the pron on it,
gives me a rite owl hardy, then I coleslaw up me keyboard

Been ejaculating on a certain spot on the carpet for over 5 yrs now and the carpet is actually a different colour under my chair where my feet are, looks hilarious, I obvioulsy am the only one that knows why though, haha

so bascially I fap alot every day and she doesn't know coz I tell her I don't, if she found out I'd be mortified

so question is do you guys hide this sort of thing or does she know about it as I want to know if this is normal or not.

After all I can look at the menu, just can't order.

Did you build the entire story around that one line?

biko

Eeeewwww