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SO I went to the docotor

  • 25-07-2010 12:32am
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭


    .......and he said, damn, you're penguin.

    Needless to say, this brought about a need to coverse abut recent events in pants of one "Lindsay Lohan", whom as you will all remember, is actually a chair.

    The parrot turned to me and whisperd.....

    exactly

    Naturally, TarDOTAldarian posed the biggest threat, being made of a superior alloy.

    However, with teh combined forces of Sarky and his alter ego Sarky, I'm sure the threat of the

    OVERLY EXAGGERATED

    roll of tin foil will be......somethingd.


    Deep in her hide-away atop a mountain of suggestively shaped goo, sNarah records the proceedings as a .bmp O course, sxt is in a corner looking for pwetty girls. BUT AREN"T WE ALL GIRLS IN A WAY!?!???

    All hail in an orderly line:


    lightbulb.jpg


    If you feel like it, donate an asparagus or mashed potato for Damo el Diablo's pet monster, Steve.



    /end liquored-up transmission.


Comments

  • Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 18,381 Mod ✭✭✭✭Solitaire


    cherryghost, look at this. This isn't just a mere drunkedpost. This is goddamn drunkpost ART :cool:

    I <3 funky :D

    IN A PLATONIC WAY!!! :mad:


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,113 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Funky is art incarnate, i wish to fornicate with him, with a lightbulb


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    I made wajer last night. Whiskey and Jager.

    Surprisingly like drinking Whiskey and Jager.


  • Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 18,381 Mod ✭✭✭✭Solitaire


    At least it wasn't Samjager! :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    /vomits in deight


    /is drunk agin


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,113 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    so sexy when people get sick


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    I come carrying aspergues and cabbage dear Flippers.

    Now do me!
    And Tar!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    /commences orgy of suggestive vegetables and boards users


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    *moans with pleasure*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Pics? Or bmps? :eek:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,353 ✭✭✭charmer


    Ooooooohhhh vegetables.. I want in on this :pac:



    Nothin' sexier than a turnip.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,351 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    so I went ta da dactar and I says to him well 'I'm a flirtaholic please help me!?' Please refer to flirtaholic anonymous!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,113 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    DocTar here


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I'm going on holiday somewhere sexy but dangerous.

    Could you give me a few jabs..?


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