Classic prison thread!

El Guapo!

Just check out this douchebag. Hilarious stuff. I really must check out the Prison forum more often.:pac:

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055976277

Abrasax

The famed Jake La Motta.

I think it's a prank collective at this stage.

Biggins

Sounds like he's had his three shredded wheet!

Should we really be giving idiots like this attention?

galwayrush

Deleted User wrote: »

Should we really be giving idiots like this attention?

Idiots make me laugh, so yes.:pac:

Ricardo G

Me, Myself and Irene !!

How many sides can one guy have, classic stuff

galwayrush

galwayrush wrote: »

Idiots make me laugh, so yes.:pac:

they're like a wart on the arse though - annoying, painful, and, if you pay them no attention, they'll vanish.

Ricardo G

Deleted User wrote: »

they're like a wart on the arse though - annoying, painful, and, if you pay them no attention, they'll vanish.

He is funny tho !!

caseyann

He really just needs to move house or set up an account in his friends place

KittyeeTrix

Dean09 wrote: »

Just check out this douchebag. Hilarious stuff. I really must check out the Prison forum more often.:pac:

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055976277

I linked to this on another forum yesterday to give everyone a look.....Gas stuff:D

mojesius

Is the prison forum for people permanently banned from boards?

Kasabian

Why have i never heard or noticed Jake La Motta. Is it worth checking out the back cataloge ? (sic?)

ElaElaElano

What's his obsession with boxers I wonder? A few of the usernames have been famous boxers...could Darragh maybe arrange 'an audience with Jake', where we get to contribute questions? Delve into the inner thoughts of our resident troll.

Saibh

mojesius wrote: »

Is the prison forum for people permanently banned from boards?

Yeah solitary confinement as well, they can't talk to any of their inmates.

El Guapo!

Saibh wrote: »

Yeah solitary confinement as well, they can't talk to any of their inmates.

And they get raped on the hour every hour

epgc3fyqirnbsx

I was there one time. All I know is that I don't ever wanna go back. The horror, the horror...

/stares into middle distance

El Guapo!

Makenzie Howling Traveller wrote: »

I was there one time. All I know is that I don't ever wanna go back. The horror, the horror...

/stares into middle distance

*pats head

there there Slashy, your safe now...sssshhhhh

Abrasax

Kasabian wrote: »

Why have i never heard or noticed Jake La Motta. Is it worth checking out the back cataloge ? (sic?)

Jake La Motta,
Sugar Shane,
I am the walrus is a suspected clone,
The guy whose friend is the virgin Ray,
and a couple more.

jd007

mojesius wrote: »

Is the prison forum for people permanently banned from boards?

I wish I could tell you that Andy jake fought the good fight, and the Sisters let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but prison is no fairy-tale world.

SadieSue

Gotta love the prison forum! The eternal.. why was I banned!?

ElaElaElano

Yeah it's a good laugh.

'What did I do?'

'I think you know what you did. Sending abusive messages, ring any bells?'

'What? No!! This is a disgrace!! Yis are all fúcking nerds anyway, losers, you're just jealous cos I have a life and youse are all there on your internet, fúcking cúnts. Where's the freedom of speech, I don't need this poxy site anyway!!'.

....................................
....................................

'Ok I'm sorry I sent abusive messages it won't happen again, please let me back in please. Please'.

the_syco

mojesius wrote: »

Is the prison forum for people permanently banned from boards?

Well, that, and some posters are given access to it. I think Pighead had access to it for a while. A few others had access for a while also, and they would torment the banned users.

epgc3fyqirnbsx

the_syco wrote: »

Well, that, and some posters are given access to it. I think Pighead had access to it for a while. A few others had access for a while also, and they would torment the banned users.

Thats brilliant, I think everyone should be given access on their birthdays!

**Timbuk2**

I simply love how the admins very subtly wind them up in such a cool, collected manner.

Lu Tze

the_syco wrote: »

Well, that, and some posters are given access to it. I think Pighead had access to it for a while. A few others had access for a while also, and they would torment the banned users.

I think everybody had access at the time, used to check in there as pighead seemed to use it to hone his skills for ridicule - perhaps why nobody is allowed post there anymore!

ottostreet

this is delicious reading!

Slidey

I cant find it as search is disabked there but there was a guy banned and he then tried to convince them that it was his son who did it while he was on holidays.

Now that was funny


EDIT; here it is

K-9

Slidey wrote: »

I cant find it as search is disabked there but there was a guy banned and he then tried to convince them that it was his son who did it while he was on holidays.

Now that was funny


EDIT; here it is

Was trying to find that one. Classic interrogation technique.

Slidey

K-9 wrote: »

Was trying to find that one. Classic interrogation technique.

WWM's post telling him he was unbanned was the stuff of legends.

starbelgrade

Almost as interesting as reading Fluttering Batman (or whatever his name is) describe some imaginary, bizarre & purile description of having a sh*t/ sex/ ****.

And about as satisfying.

K-9

Slidey wrote: »

WWM's post telling him he was unbanned was the stuff of legends.

Gordon played a blinder:

Gordon wrote:

Wow, did you bring the suitcases in at least?

cloneslad

- Get over yourselves - my posts are perfectly kosher.

- I think I have the right to post here, and so long as I keep it kosher.

- as my post was totally sound and kosher.

I always knew those mods were anti semitic bástards!!

Bonito

Slidey wrote: »

I cant find it as search is disabked there but there was a guy banned and he then tried to convince them that it was his son who did it while he was on holidays.

Now that was funny


EDIT; here it is

The one with Zaph and Gordon playing good cop bad cop was hilarious! Gordon was almost in her (The banned user) nickers when Zaph exposed she was married and a shill for the business she works in and that her husband owns. Poor Gordon was heartbroken. He couldn't believe she was married. Poor sod, he hasn't been the same since. :pac:

-Corkie-

LOL prison is one of the best forums here. I checks it daily. Gordon makes some funny reading there all the time...

Posy

SARASON wrote: »

LOL prison is one of the best forums here. I checks it daily. Gordon makes some funny reading there all the time...

It's a great forum. The thread with the guy saying his son posted using his account is pure class though! It should be added to the 'legendary boards threads' thread!

El Weirdo

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dr.bollocko

Hello folks.
Unfortunately, despite the entertainment value, I think it is best to close off this particular thread as it specifically relates in an insulting manner to a poster who has been banned and has no right to reply.
The larger discussion of the prison forum is reasonable and OK however abuse levelled at posters who are banned is not.