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baawhoosh · 23-07-2010 6:02pm #1

We wouldya look at that, and then it does the, and puts that over there, while moving that and putting that over there and up to the top, raises it and then drops the other yoke, and then it does the, and puts that over there, while moving that and putting that over there and up to the top, raises it and then drops the other yoke,and then it does the, and puts that over there, while moving that and putting that over there and up to the top, raises it and then drops the other yokeand then it does the, and puts that over there, while moving that and putting that over there and up to the top, raises it and then drops the other yoke. *spent*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFE8nmKpmXY

El Guapo! · 23-07-2010 6:17pm

I got as far as 37seconds in and then I gave up.

ScumLord · 23-07-2010 6:25pm

The people in the middle putting them blue yolks on kinda ruined it, shoulda had a machine doing it, ruined the flow.

Mr. CooL ICE · 23-07-2010 7:32pm

Well i thought it was kinda cool. I never really wanted to know how train tracks were laid down these days, but now I know

Dardania · 23-07-2010 7:44pm

That is *ucking deadly... although I'd love to see how they stretch weld the original track. It looks like they were replacing old sleepers...

Poly · 23-07-2010 7:51pm

Get them lads over and we would have Metro north done in two weeks

Dardania · 23-07-2010 7:55pm

they'd have to get the deadly train over somehow first!

here's how: http://www.radley.org.uk/OR/OldRadleian/2002/images/planes/locomotive.jpg

Mr Benevolent · 23-07-2010 8:01pm

Very interesting.

Bucklesman · 23-07-2010 8:46pm

Yo dawg, we put a train on yo train so you can something while you something.

TerryTibbs! · 24-07-2010 3:38am

Bucklesman wrote: »

Yo dawg, we put a train on yo train so you can something while you something.

24-07-2010 9:09am

So the train tracks weren't laid by black people?

WindSock · 24-07-2010 9:21am

baawhoosh wrote: »

We wouldya look at that, and then it does the, and puts that over there, while moving that and putting that over there and up to the top, raises it and then drops the other yoke, and then it does the, and puts that over there, while moving that and putting that over there and up to the top, raises it and then drops the other yoke,and then it does the, and puts that over there, while moving that and putting that over there and up to the top, raises it and then drops the other yokeand then it does the, and puts that over there, while moving that and putting that over there and up to the top, raises it and then drops the other yoke. *spent*

orourkeda · 24-07-2010 11:29am

wheres the titties?

Poly · 24-07-2010 11:36am

orourkeda wrote: »

wheres the titties?

There'd be a few grease nipples for sure

Hank_Jones · 24-07-2010 1:26pm

What's the purpose is of the drilling? at 4:20??

Kind of confused as to what they were doing there.

Adam · 24-07-2010 1:35pm

Hank_Jones wrote: »

What's the purpose is of the drilling? at 4:20??

Kind of confused as to what they were doing there.

ya know when you buy yer cornflakes and your get them home and you're all excited andf you open the box to pour yerself a massive bowl and you look inside and it seems like there's nothing there at all nearly??!

some settling may occur.

ScumLord · 24-07-2010 2:35pm

Hank_Jones wrote: »

What's the purpose is of the drilling? at 4:20??

Kind of confused as to what they were doing there.

It looks like they're packing either side of the sleeper and pouring tar down afterwards.

fred funk }{ · 24-07-2010 4:01pm

Love stuff like that, would watch it all day.

Mr. CooL ICE · 24-07-2010 7:17pm

Hank_Jones wrote: »

What's the purpose is of the drilling? at 4:20??

Kind of confused as to what they were doing there.

Seems to me like its just agitating the stones to make sure there are as few cavities as possible to cause the tracks to sink later on.

Although I'm a qualified engineer, I really don't know fo sho

Knifey Spoony · 24-07-2010 8:31pm

Ahhhhhhh.... it's only civil engineering

It's electrical engineering that really gets me going

muddle84 · 25-07-2010 11:48am

Hank_Jones wrote: »

What's the purpose is of the drilling? at 4:20??

Kind of confused as to what they were doing there.

they're not actually drills they are vibrators if you watch closely their is a clamp on front of them that lifts the tracks the the vibrators settle the ston underneath to settle little humps in the track to give a smoother ride!!!:D
Gotta love engineering porn!!