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Setting people alight

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  • 23-07-2010 5:09pm
    #1
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭


    Whats a valid reason for torching a person?

    Pictures if possible.


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    #2
    HereNorThere
    Closed Accounts Posts: 159 ✭✭HereNorThere


    They're covered in ants and you're only trying to help.

    Sorry, I had a pic of the time I torched Jim when he ventured too close to the army ants, but it got bumped when I had to throw Virginia in a vat of acid when she accidentally sat on that termite hill.


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    #3
    SadieSue
    Registered Users Posts: 1,054 ✭✭✭SadieSue


    Only for Smiting purposes.
    Aaah_Smite-1.jpg


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    #4
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Is it acceptable to set alight your best friends?

    It really would be because i have the well being of future generations in mind.


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    #5
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,804 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Wait, I need a reason to set morons on fire?


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    #6
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    You shouldn't, but that's society for you


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    cyberwolf77
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    Improving the gene pool. There's a brilliant, concise, and actually socially conscious reason.:D
    / locks thread


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    Scarydoll
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    Only if they are covered in earwigs. T'would be the kindest thing really.


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    #9
    SadieSue
    Registered Users Posts: 1,054 ✭✭✭SadieSue


    Oh god.. Earwigs.. Blurrrgh! *gets lighterfluid and matches*


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    #10
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Everywhere I look lately there's Masai ve big fugg off cockroaches all
    over the place


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    James T Kirk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    flamethrower_5.jpg

    Solves manys the problem. :cool:


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    #12
    newmug
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,571 ✭✭✭newmug


    Reasons for setting someone alight?

    1) For starting stupid threads.

    2) For still supporting FF


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    #13
    komodosp
    Registered Users Posts: 1,657 ✭✭✭komodosp


    Improving the gene pool. There's a brilliant, concise, and actually socially conscious reason.
    / locks thread
    Indeed... We'll never evolve the fire-proof superpower unless we torch all the non-fire-proof people!


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    #14
    aaronjumper
    Registered Users Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    Because barbecues are fun and a nice way to stay warm


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    #15
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I set fire to a man once. The winter of '86 it was. 'Twas the only way to stay warm.


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    #16
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    I set fire to a man once because he had a coldsore on his lip.






    .




    .

    The fact that he was french had nothing to do with it


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    Solitaire
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 18,377 Mod ✭✭✭✭Solitaire


    Because

    [trocaire]
    Set a man a fire, and you will keep him warm for a day.
    Set a man on fire, and you will keep him warm for the rest of his life.
    [/trocaire]

    :cool:


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    #18
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Solitaire wrote: »
    Because

    [trocaire]
    Set a man a fire, and you will keep him warm for a day.
    Set a man on fire, and you will keep him warm for the rest of his life.
    [/trocaire]

    :cool:


    Bravo!!!


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    #19
    Humans eh!
    Registered Users Posts: 403 ✭✭Humans eh!


    Solitaire wrote: »
    Because

    [trocaire]
    Set a man a fire, and you will keep him warm for a day.
    Set a man on fire, and you will keep him warm for the rest of his life.
    [/trocaire]

    :cool:

    :D:D:D:D:D


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