I have no facebook account, I am not of the 500,000,000

mike65

Do I exist?

Cookie_Monster

neither do I

Biggins

Yes ...and you have a life it appears.

SeaFields

you have a boards account. thats even better!:)

Biggins

Biggins wrote: »

Yes ...and you have a life it appears.

Not with over 50k posts he doesn't

The_Kew_Tour

Fair play

MagicMarker

I don't have one either.

I rock.

Biggins

bluewolf wrote: »

Not with over 50k posts he doesn't

LOL Maybe true! :pac:

mike65

Am I actually missing out on anything though? Apart from another potenial secuity risk?

Bluewolf wins the "ha, look at his post count" award for today. Well done.

Dravokivich

mike65 wrote: »

Do I exist?

You are 1 of the 353,820.

Dermo

I have a facebook account and I'm happy to be able to keep in touch with friends I don't get to see very often.

Biggins

mike65 wrote: »

Am I actually missing out on anything though? Apart from another potenial secuity risk?

Your not missing a damn thing.
I closed all my facebook accounts when I realised it was all endless updating hassle!

sceptre

mike65 wrote: »

Do I exist?

Dude, you've made almost 57,000 posts here. Where would you get the time to have a facebook account?:)


(wokka smilie replaced with a happy smilie as bluewolf already went there)

The_Kew_Tour

Who needs Facebook when you have Boards.ie

RolandIRL

on boards we have thanks whores, on facebook there's friends whores

Boards > Facebook

SeaFields

Biggins wrote: »

I closed all my facebook accounts when I realised it was all endless updating hassle!

Christ, how many people are you biggins!

Biggins

SeaFields wrote: »

Christ, how many people are you biggins!

Had a personal one, a political one for an additional website and and a business one for one business I run.

In the end said "Feck this - if people want to get me, they know already where to look!"

JimsAlterEgo

whats facebook?

Wazdakka

mike65 wrote: »

Do I exist?

Yes.
But unfortunately you will probably die in a year or so.

As you know the world is going to end in 2012,
Only those that have joined the appropriate group on facebook will be saved and assured places on the spaceships that have been built.

All facebook non believers are doomed to die in the end of days while we, the chosen, shall leave this planet on intergalactic spaceships.
We will find new worlds, and new alien life..
Then add them as friends and bother them with constant status updates.

All praise Mark Zukerberg.
Amen.

SeaFields

Biggins wrote: »

In the end said "Feck this - if people want to get me, they know already where to look!"

Yeah, in AH!

RolandIRL

Biggins wrote: »

Had a personal one, a political one for an additional website and and a business one for one business I run.

In the end said "Feck this - if people want to get me, they know already where to look!"

yeah, no one really cares about pages on facebook. the only reason i go on facebook is to chat with friends that i'm too lazy to text, and can't be arsed ringing.

Biggins

SeaFields wrote: »

Yeah, in AH!

Bingo! :pac:

biko

Sure, bebo is where it's at anyway.
*checks bebo is still up*

Biggins

Wazdakka wrote: »

Yes.
But unfortunately you will probably die in a year or so.

As you know the world is going to end in 2012,

LOL

Another person who don't understand the world "Apocalypse"
(It means "lifting of the veil" or "revelation" - nothing to do with the end of the world)

mike65

mike65 wrote: »

Am I actually missing out on anything though? Apart from another potenial secuity risk?

Bluewolf wins the "ha, look at his post count" award for today. Well done.

Go me!

Well, I use it to keep in touch with a load of friends who are abroad, it's nice to see what people are up to... or posting random funny links etc
Not into all the games though

gurramok

Some of my real life friends refuse to have a FB account, something about paranoia of the whole world been able to watch you just like Big Brother.

kfallon

I don't have anything to do with 'Faecebook'

Load of bollix!!!

genericguy

kfallon wrote: »

I don't have anything to do with 'Faecebook'

Load of bollix!!!

agreed, i also do not have one. couldn't give a fcuk who's upset that i don't water their fcuking farm.

Biggins

genericguy wrote: »

...couldn't give a fcuk who's upset that i don't water their fcuking farm.

:pac:

I had to laugh.
The wife is obsessed with that bloody farm yoke!

clived2

JimsAlterEgo wrote: »

whats facebook?

.

bonerm

More of a facemagazine tbh.

/trundles away disappointedly

mariaf24

I don't have a facebook account because i don't want some FREAK i went to secondary school with asking me what i did for the weekend :mad:

Mind yo business :P

kfallon

I'm lost with all the 'farm' references

piby

Be thankful it's more addictive than heroin!

kfallon

mariaf24 wrote: »

I don't have a facebook account because i don't want some FREAK i went to secondary school with asking me what i did for the weekend :mad:

Mind yo business :P

Well said, nice darts trout!!!

RolandIRL

kfallon wrote: »

I'm lost with all the 'farm' references

it's a shítty game where you manage crops/animals ie a farm. it's called FarmVille, and it's very addictive. like the Sims farming really except it's crap

Biggins

kfallon wrote: »

I'm lost with all the 'farm' references

There is a farm game you can play on your facebook page.
The game also interacts with your friends who can do favours for you to your farm and visa-versa.

Now if there was an ability to fly over a farm and nuke it, I'd be all for it! :pac:

Gillington

Biggins wrote: »

There is a farm game you can play on your facebook page.
The game also interacts with your friends who can do favours for you to your farm and visa-versa.

Sadly,no sexual ones.

I've asked

Biggins

Gillington wrote: »

Sadly,no sexual ones.

I've asked

No, the best you can do is play around in the flowerbed and see what might turnip!

ElaElaElano

Deleted it a few months ago...now I have withdrawal symptoms regularly and get severe night sweats...I need to know what that guy I talked to on the bus one day in 1997 had for his dinner. It's killing me.

Carl Sagan

My Girlfriend made a facebook page for me last night and sent me the link and login etc. It's not that bad. I haven't bothered with most of the stuff you can do but it's handy for perving getting photos off people.

I hear Civ II is coming to/is already on Facebook. That's a bonus.

kfallon

So basically it's best not to make friends with country folk on Faecebook cos they'll come round your 'Farmville' and shag your sheep!!!

Cypher_sounds

Not on it either, anyone that I would want to talk to/text is in me Mobile phonebook or on msn so feck that ****e:pac:

Biggins

kfallon wrote: »

So basically it's best not to make friends with country folk on Faecebook cos they'll come round your 'Farmville' and shag your sheep!!!

Don't be silly - the city dwellers are into sheep shaggin' too or don't ya know! :pac:
Lets not discriminate please! We can all be sheep shagger's united

Brendog

Characteristics of Life

- Cells


- Organization


- Energy Use


- Homeostasis


- Growth


- Reproduction


- Forum Posts




You qualify for 6/7

This is because if you have the characteristic of "Forum Posts" you do not take part in "Reproduction" and vice versa.:D

genericguy

Brendog wrote: »

This is because if you have the characteristic of "Forum Posts" you do not take part in "Reproduction" and vice versa.:D

those weren't correct. and i don't reproduce because I use contraception, not because i'm too busy posting here to engage in sexual relations with my girlfriend.

Zapy

I have no Facebook account - I've been waiting for a Facebook promotion whereby new subscribers get 100 free friends as a joining-up offer.

Alternatively Facebook should offer a 'Platinum' Subscription where you pay 10 Euros to join but get 1,000 free friends.

I'm a busy man and this could save me a lot of time.

Biggins

Zapy wrote: »

I have no Facebook account - I've been waiting for a Facebook promotion whereby new subscribers get 100 free friends as a joining-up offer.

Alternatively Facebook should offer a 'Platinum' Subscription where you pay 10 Euros to join but get 1,000 free friends.

I'm a busy man and this could save me a lot of time.

They could be free but they could also be 1,000 butt lovers too! :pac:

Zapy

Biggins wrote: »

They could be free but they could also be 1,000 butt lovers too! :pac:

I don't need to know these people or interact with them. As long as my profile says I have 1,000 friends I'm a happy man.

Yes, I am that shallow.