Time for a romantic thread...

ShearerGeordie

Now I know I have been known to play the fool on here sometimes (trust me, I'm not some weird, lonely, creepy kid leering at girls all day long)... I hope

Anywho, all of us has a current or ex-girlfriend/boyfriend that we cherish/have cherished.

So let's here the stories about how ye met, and subsequently who asked out whom.

You're the reason facebook has privacy settings.

Daemos

Are you going to give any insight yourself or stick to your usual "you tell me" method?

Also, you need to get a life

SoupyNorman

ShearerGeordie wrote: »

"known"

Afraid not.

ShearerGeordie wrote: »

"fool"

Afraid so.

mardybumbum

I met my love by the gasworks wall.

Superbus

24 posts, 14 threads. You certainly pump them out anyway.

Insect Overlord

mardybumbum wrote: »

I met my love by the gasworks wall.

Dreamed a dream by the ol' canal...

ottostreet

A friend of mine was in college with my OH. Myself and himself were heading down to view a car in Wicklow, and he was texting her. She said (as a joke) that she wanted my friend to set her up with someone, so he suggested me to her. I was interested so numbers were exchanged and we started texting on and off for a few weeks. Little did I know it was to be a year before we actually got together, but we had a few problems to overcome, such as jealous exes, overbearing male friends who wished to sabotage my progress etc.

Still though, going out almost a year now, and couldnt be happier.

KeithM89_old

Met the most amazing girl at my debs, we really hit it off and went out for 2 years before painfully parting ways.
Her name was claire, or ciara i think...

Good times

ottostreet

Keithm89 wrote: »

Met the most amazing girl at my debs, we really hit it off and went out for 2 years before painfully parting ways.
Her name was claire, or ciara i think...

Good times

lol..you were doing such a good job with the sincerity!

we'llallhavetea_old

the smell of desperation and spunk in here is overwhelming

minister poxbottle

ShearerGeordie wrote: »

Now I know I have been known to play the fool on here sometimes (trust me, I'm not some weird, lonely, creepy kid leering at girls all day long)... I hope

Anywho, all of us has a current or ex-girlfriend/boyfriend that we cherish/have cherished.

So let's here the stories about how ye met, and subsequently who asked out whom.

Just stick to watchin yer porn. jake goes into a bookshop, have ya that new book for lads with a 2 inch dick. No its not in yet yeah thats the one.

starbelgrade

ShearerGeordie wrote: »

Anywho, all of us has a current or ex-girlfriend/boyfriend that we cherish/have cherished.

I'd say most of us have. Wouldn't be too sure about you though.

epgc3fyqirnbsx

ShearerGeordie wrote: »

Anywho, all of us has a current or ex-girlfriend/boyfriend that we cherish/have cherished.

I ensured that one perished?

ElaElaElano

LaMotta catch 'em all. Jake-e-mon.

starbelgrade

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

the smell of desperation and spunk in here is overwhelming

Does that remind you of the smell from your bedroom after a long weekend?

jd007

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

the smell of desperation and spunk in here is overwhelming

Sorry, I'll go now

Wolfe Tone

I met this girl once, she liked me, then didnt, then did again, then didnt, met another girl, and original girl likes me again.

we'llallhavetea_old

starbelgrade wrote: »

Does that remind you of the smell from your bedroom after a long weekend?

no, why?








dickhead... :mad:

epgc3fyqirnbsx

MUSSOLINI wrote: »

I met this girl once, she liked me, then didnt, then did again, then didnt, met another girl, and original girl likes me again.

marry the other girl and install the original into your stable of concubines

Hank_Jones

I introduced her to my chloroform rag and then she was mine.

She'll grow to love me in time.




















*above statement may not be true*

wetling

I know more about women then i did when i was young, but i cant ride young girls anymore, so it seems a bit of a cruel joke

epgc3fyqirnbsx

wetling wrote: »

I know more about women then i did when i was young, but i cant ride young girls anymore, so it seems a bit of a cruel joke

ah ffs man i hate to hear someone talk like that, here I'll give you my mates sisters number if you want. She's pretty easy and young (old enough)

wetling

Gwen Itchy Standout wrote: »

ah ffs man i hate to hear someone talk like that, here I'll give you my mates sisters number if you want. She's pretty easy and young (old enough)

well like as in its illegal, not pedo jus 15 16

Wolfe Tone

Gwen Itchy Standout wrote: »

marry the other girl and install the original into your stable of concubines

I was gonna play the threesome card, but yeah, good idea!

starbelgrade

wetling wrote: »

I know more about women then i did when i was young, but i cant ride young girls anymore, so it seems a bit of a cruel joke

A bit of Viagra will sort that problem for ya.

wetling

starbelgrade wrote: »

A bit of Viagra will sort that problem for ya.

whats your record>?

starbelgrade

wetling wrote: »

whats your record>?

I took a Viagra once instead of a sleeping pill, then rolled over & pole vaulted out the window.

storm2811

I have a boyfriend,he's nice.


The End.


I wonder if it really is Jake,if I was a mod I'd be all over this and acting like Sherlock Holmes.

Edit:

starbelgrade wrote:

I took a Viagra once instead of a sleeping pill, then rolled over & pole vaulted out the window.

I'm laughing so much right now,near tears.:pac:

Leeg17

How's Ray gettin' on with his "problem"..?

We met on WoW in the ashenvale forest. He needed page 11 of the shredder operating manual. I had it.
It was all terribly romantic.

Wagon

Insect Overlord wrote: »

Dreamed a dream by the ol' canal...

We shared our first kiss by behind some factory wall...