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So, I've been kidnapped.

  • 22-07-2010 12:11AM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭


    Lured by fake tales of pegs, pantaloons, asparagus, pwetty girls and above all, the latest version of Paint, I took a flying visit to JAPAN!

    Not JAPAN, JAPAN!

    Yes, THAT Japan.

    I have been turned into a slave. A tasty slave, with tasty treats and tasty nipples, but a slave nonetheless.



    Why I don't eat the other fish is beyond me. The one who feeds me is actually criminal mastermind. At night she sells me on the streets. For fish. Fish is her currency.

    Alright I admit it. I have a problem. No teeth.....



    ;_;


    /sobs in the corner of his fridge room.


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    The Pingu backpack is freakishly disturbing.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    ill take a portion of the tasty japanese nipples pls.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,054 ✭✭✭SadieSue


    Awe, why didn't you ask the shopkeeper for help!?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    no sabotaging my hanging by hanging behind me, kay
    'cause that already happen when I was a paper boy


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,054 ✭✭✭SadieSue


    The size of the fish that you swallowed there Penguin!:eek::pac:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Tar taught him well. Gag reflexes are for the weak.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,054 ✭✭✭SadieSue


    :pac: Good aul Tar!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    He's mein cuddly little Führer! ^_^


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Arbeit Macht SEXY!


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