So, I've been kidnapped.

funky penguin

Lured by fake tales of pegs, pantaloons, asparagus, pwetty girls and above all, the latest version of Paint, I took a flying visit to JAPAN!

Not JAPAN, JAPAN!

Yes, THAT Japan.

I have been turned into a slave. A tasty slave, with tasty treats and tasty nipples, but a slave nonetheless.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDN3L621ASI

Why I don't eat the other fish is beyond me. The one who feeds me is actually criminal mastermind. At night she sells me on the streets. For fish. Fish is her currency.

Alright I admit it. I have a problem. No teeth.....



;_;


/sobs in the corner of his fridge room.

Sarky

The Pingu backpack is freakishly disturbing.

Storminateacup

ill take a portion of the tasty japanese nipples pls.

SadieSue

Awe, why didn't you ask the shopkeeper for help!?

Matt Holck

no sabotaging my hanging by hanging behind me, kay
'cause that already happen when I was a paper boy

SadieSue

The size of the fish that you swallowed there Penguin!:eek::pac:

Sarky

Tar taught him well. Gag reflexes are for the weak.

SadieSue

:pac: Good aul Tar!

funky penguin

He's mein cuddly little Führer! ^_^

Sarky

Arbeit Macht SEXY!