Ring sting

lemonjelly

I have an awful dose of it the past couple of days. I can't walk down to the shop without the need to scratch my hole. Hygiene is not the problem how will i cure it. I find i get it after i drink cider but i can't give up drinking because of an itchy arse. any ideas?

Celly Smunt

it could be worms

ntlbell

good night of rimming

StormWarrior

How do you know hygiene isn't the problem? Maybe you have arse thrush or something. (or maybe you were bummed in your sleep)

El Weirdo

Use lemon flavoured jelly.

Oh, and IBTL.

lemonjelly

I not into rimming and how would i know if it's worms?

starbelgrade

An itchy ring usually is a signal that fecal material or body secretions are irritating nerve endings in the anus. However, the causes are numerous, and finding a specific reason for it can be elusive,.

More than likely, hemorrhoids, pinworms, fissures (cracks in the skin surrounding the anus), anal warts or allergic reactions to toilet paper or foods are responsible for your dilemma. Anal itching also can be caused by a fungal infection, which is particularly common among people with diabetes and can be one of the first signs of the disease. In rare cases, anal itching is a sign of an abscess, polyp or sexually transmitted disease.

Whatever it is, you need to get it sorted!

Celly Smunt

lemonjelly wrote: »

I not into rimming and how would i know if it's worms?

check your shít for tiny little white things

Sanjuro

When all else fails... cleanse with fire. Let us know how you get on.

lemonjelly

oh yeah i forgot the invisible man rode me in my sleep. i live alone

StormWarrior

lemonjelly wrote: »

oh yeah i forgot the invisible man rode me in my sleep. i live alone

Maybe someone broke in.

lemonjelly

El Weirdo wrote: »

Oh, and IBTL.

what does that mean?

Sanjuro

lemonjelly wrote: »

oh yeah i forgot the invisible man rode me in my sleep. i live alone

Could have been this.

StormWarrior

Try and see the silver lining, you can use this as a chat up line: "My arse it so itchy, would you be interested in licking it better?"

Abrasax

lemonjelly wrote: »

what does that mean?

In Before The Lube.

lemonjelly

starbelgrade wrote: »

An itchy ring usually is a signal that fecal material or body secretions are irritating nerve endings in the anus. However, the causes are numerous, and finding a specific reason for it can be elusive,.

More than likely, hemorrhoids, pinworms, fissures (cracks in the skin surrounding the anus), anal warts or allergic reactions to toilet paper or foods are responsible for your dilemma. Anal itching also can be caused by a fungal infection, which is particularly common among people with diabetes and can be one of the first signs of the disease. In rare cases, anal itching is a sign of an abscess, polyp or sexually transmitted disease.

Whatever it is, you need to get it sorted!

Thanks you are the first poster to give me the info i need. may get it checked out if it doesn't go but i hate the idea of a doctor looking up my arse.

Celly Smunt

StormWarrior wrote: »

Try and see the silver lining, you can use this as a chat up line: "My arse it so itchy, would you be interested in licking it better?"

you are dirty.

lemonjelly

pmcmahon wrote: »

you are dirty.

cardiff dirty

biko

lemonjelly wrote: »

I have an awful dose of it the past couple of days. I can't walk down to the shop without the need to scratch my hole. Hygiene is not the problem how will i cure it. I find i get it after i drink cider but i can't give up drinking because of an itchy arse. any ideas?

Yeah, see a GP about it. We cannot give medical advice.