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Cillit Bang maker buys Durex

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  • #2
    cson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,500 ✭✭✭✭cson


    Bang and the child is gone?


  • #3
    Emilee Shy Track-and-field
    Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Emilee Shy Track-and-field


    Wouldn't want them making lube would you :eek:


  • #4
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Will they give us a demonstration as to how to use then as they do with cillt ban


  • #5
    ciagr297
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 428 ✭✭ciagr297


    bluewolf wrote: »
    Wouldn't want them making lube would you :eek:
    crikey, thats a horrible thought! if Cillit can do that to pots and pans.........


  • #6
    parker kent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,289 ✭✭✭parker kent


    Brings a new meaning to when people say that "even Cillit Bang wouldn't shift ya" :D


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  • #7
    L.Jenkins
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 19,242 Mod ✭✭✭✭L.Jenkins


    Atleast she'll be squeaky clean and limescale free when you're done.


  • #8
    Motley Crue
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,382 ✭✭✭Motley Crue


    Durex, protects you in bed, and helps get the whites into your dishes when your done.

    Every Durex condom will now come with a lining of finely ground dishwasher detergent...you can spend the night in, take her to bed, and then use the condom to wash the dishes you left behind the morning after


  • #9
    seamus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 68,317 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    Bang! and the erection's gone!


  • #10
    ElaElaElano
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,508 ✭✭✭ElaElaElano


    All you have to do is take out and i and an l.

    Clit bang.


  • #11
    wilson10
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 512 ✭✭✭wilson10


    Great product, Clit Bang.


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  • #12
    NothingMan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,178 ✭✭✭✭NothingMan


    HI, I'M BARRY SCOTT AND I'M HERE TO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!


  • #13
    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    cson wrote: »
    Bang and the child is gone?

    it's a condom... not abortion cream...


  • #14
    Ickle Magoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,485 ✭✭✭✭Ickle Magoo


    Oh no, not Barry shouting to buy featherlites...


  • #15
    Gone Drinking
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,811 ✭✭✭Gone Drinking


    Does this mean we're going to see Barry Scotts penis advertising condoms?


  • #16
    RMD
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,662 ✭✭✭RMD


    ItsThatManAgain wrote: »
    Atleast she'll be squeaky clean and limescale free when you're done.

    I couldn't give a shíte what kind of condition she's in when we're done I want to know what the **** will this stuff do to me knob.


  • #17
    BluesBerry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,221 ✭✭✭BluesBerry


    Wonder will he do the penny test with....... ahem...you know ;)

    Bang and the job is done :D


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