Air France air hostess stole tens of thousands from sleeping passengers.

Run_to_da_hills

A 47year-old Air France employee from Rouen was caught following complaints about missing cash, credit cards and jewellery. ‘It would all go missing on the routes she was working on,’ said a source close to investigators, who tracked 142 flights that she was on.

The woman is currently in custody in Paris and is expected to appear before examining magistrates later this week.

Idiot, she has certainly landed herself in big trouble.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1296219/Air-hostess-stole-tens-thousands-pounds-passengers-slept.html

Trashbat

Easily Tracable crime is just plane stupid.

AnonoBoy

Well looks like she's landed herself a first class ticket........


..........to jail!




(oh yeah! :pac:)

kfallon

Surprised she didn't try to 'runway' when she was caught!

Nijmegen

A bit silly, really. "We've got in Inspector Clouseau, and even he deduced that if we look at all the flights on which passengers have been robbed, and all the flights you were on that your fellow crew members were not....."

Chiorino

Terminally stupid woman

**Timbuk2**

<Makes pun and puts the punned word in italics so people realise it>

Banned Account

The sillness or otherwise of her crime is directly proportional to her hotness, in the absence of photographic evidence, I move for a re-trial m'luds.

Run_to_da_hills

Her career with Air France is now Rouened.

Mac Masters

Pilot: Surely you can't be serious.

Hostess: I am serious and don't call me Surely!

phill106

She should have setup a colleague! Only rob when colleague on flights with her....

NothingMan

Crime rates are soaring these days.

kfallon

The police announced today she was responsible for the robberies and everyone 'concorde' with that assessment!

mathie

**Timbuk2** wrote: »

<Makes pun and puts the punned word in italics so people realise it>

But you didnt do any of that?

Did you miss the boat plane on this one?

bonerm

de Gaulle of her!

Lando Griffin

I wouldn’t mind her rummaging in my pockets.

Was she hot?

NothingMan

I hope she will be boeing down and accept her sentence.

Run_to_da_hills

She can now apply for a job at with Ryanair, they are good at robbing passengers.

Morlar

Glad I didn't join her mile high club.

stovelid

**Timbuk2** wrote: »

<Makes pun and puts the punned word in italics so people realise it>

The thanks fishing that's not thanks fishing.

I_AmThe_Walrus

Air France is THE Eircom of the airline industry.

Overpriced, conclusively, hopelessly and utter sorriest excuse for an airline company God has ever placed an idea inside a French head. I flew from Rio to Paris last year, one week later, on the same route (the week I was initially supposed to come back), Air France lost one of it's fleet because of a desperate and devastatingly under maintained aircraft which they let go up into the heavens with equipment not suitable to that of a childs toy. The bastards.

I'm going back to Brasil this year. I've already booked my flight but I'll be traveling with BA from now on. It's almost double the price but I need not worry because I'm taken well care of by them. There was another situation where AF needed to turn back after traveling 3 hours into Atlantic waters because there was no working toilet on the plane.

Just, wow.

dubtom

I_AmThe_Walrus wrote: »

Air France is THE Eircom of the airline industry.

Overpriced, conclusively, hopelessly and utter sorriest excuse for an airline company God has ever placed an idea inside a French head. I flew from Rio to Paris last year, one week later, on the same route (the week I was initially supposed to come back), Air France lost one of it's fleet because of a desperate and devastatingly under maintained aircraft which they let go up into the heavens with equipment not suitable to that of a childs toy. The bastards.

I'm going back to Brasil this year. I've already booked my flight but I'll be traveling with BA from now on. It's almost double the price but I need not worry because I'm taken well care of by them. There was another situation where AF needed to turn back after traveling 3 hours into Atlantic waters because there was no working toilet on the plane.

Just, wow.

Yes but French women speak with a very sexy accent so all is forgiven.

Mint Sauce

after living the high life for so, be she came down with a bump, she was plane crazy if you ask me, there was only so long she could wing it for.

vetinari

It took 3 hours for the first person to go to the toilet on the plane???

I_AmThe_Walrus wrote: »

Air France is THE Eircom of the airline industry.

Overpriced, conclusively, hopelessly and utter sorriest excuse for an airline company God has ever placed an idea inside a French head. I flew from Rio to Paris last year, one week later, on the same route (the week I was initially supposed to come back), Air France lost one of it's fleet because of a desperate and devastatingly under maintained aircraft which they let go up into the heavens with equipment not suitable to that of a childs toy. The bastards.

I'm going back to Brasil this year. I've already booked my flight but I'll be traveling with BA from now on. It's almost double the price but I need not worry because I'm taken well care of by them. There was another situation where AF needed to turn back after traveling 3 hours into Atlantic waters because there was no working toilet on the plane.

Just, wow.