Jihad Monkeys

allanb49

Looks like america is fúcked if the taliban have the monkeys on there side


Monkey see, monkey kill.

Taliban terrorists have a secret weapon to destroy the infidel American enemy — monkey marksmen.

According to The People’s Daily in China, the Taliban in Afghanistan is “training monkeys to use weapons to attack American troops.”


The newspaper’s bizarre story says the Islamic insurgents have drafted macaques and baboons to be all that they can be, arming them with AK-47 rifles, machine guns and trench mortars in the Waziristan tribal region near the border between Pakistan and Afghanistan.

The monkeys, being rewarded with bananas and peanuts, are being turned into snipers at a secret Taliban training base.

The newspaper says “photos have been widely spread by media agencies and Web sites across the world.”

One of those sites is the Pakistan Defense Forum, which has pictures of gun-toting monkeys, and makes the wild claim that a monkey-soldier program was first launched by the CIA in Vietnam.

“Today, the Taliban forces have given the American troops some of their own medicine,” The People’s Daily said.



http://www.nypost.com/p/news/international/jihad_monkey_isWrAfNEsKRjb7nhl9lMpJ

plein de force

come to think of it, my helper monkey has been acting rather suspiciously lately

Agent Smith

Thats (Monkey) Nuts!

artanevilla

I dreamt this day would come. Monkeys! Assemble!

Banned Account

Are they now to be called Ba-booms?


*gets coat*:o

wes

Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!

"Oh my God... I'm back. I'm home. All the time it was... we finally really did it. [screaming] YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! OH, DAMN YOU! GODDAMN YOU ALL TO HELL! "

Sanjuro

OOOOOH!! CHIMPANZE THAT! MONKEY NEWS

genericguy

PRAY.FOR.MOJO.

Tabnabs

I've read Animal Farm, this doesn't end well for humans

Hasmunch

You'll never make a monkey out me...

orourkeda

They must be paying peanuts

L.Jenkins

They used to use dogs trained as suicide bombers in WW2, to seek out German tanks and blow them up. The idea was scraped after so long because the dogs indiscriminately blow up friendly tanks also.

orourkeda

ItsThatManAgain wrote: »

They used to use dogs trained as suicide bombers in WW2, to seek out German tanks and blow them up. The idea was scraped after so long because the dogs indiscriminately blow up friendly tanks also.

suicide tank doggers

L.Jenkins

Yes, suicide tank doggers. I have a dog myself and wouldn't encourage animal cruelty, but I find it slightly humourous. What next, Chickens in Choppers.

monkeyfudge

Monkeys don't even really like bananas.

That's a stereotype!

Abrasax

These guys should excel at Gorilla Warfare.