Keyboard Warriors?

fakearms123

I have only come across this term 'keyboard warrior' recently and it perfectly describes this guy I lived with 2 years ago, he was a geek/nerd if you will and had no social confidence or ability to communicate with people in person but when he got his fingers on the internet he became a legend of maverick in top gun proportion, like he would be blasting guys away in forums such as this, beating the brakes off people. Now this guy looked a little like this

http://www.thedailygoss.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/090304inbetweeners345.jpg

I'm just wondering if theres anyone on boards who is a bit of a keyboard warrior, maybe they have 700 friends on facebook but none in real life or in world of warcraft they are king of the goblins or something? Any warriors on the keys here?

phasers

Shut up or I'll kick your ass I'm like six feet tall

easyeason3

There's an awful lot of sarcastic fcukers here but I don't know about warriors.

Most of the mods

biko

All of the mods.

except me

epgc3fyqirnbsx

I wouldn't go as far as saying I'm a keyboard warrior but I'm certainly an internet tough guy

Doyler92

The bloke in the picture looks like one of the lads from the Inbetweeners.

Zombienosh

keyboard eh?

recylingbin

Who the f*@k do you think you are coming on here and giving it all that *does the hand thing* on my manor? Shut it, you muggy little c@&t.

easyeason3

recylingbin wrote: »

Who the f*@k do you think you are coming on here and giving it all that *does the hand thing* on my manor? Shut it, you muggy little c@&t.

And dyslexic wannabe warriors....

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I met a keyboard warrior once. I kicked the absolute shíte out of him. I swear, I did.

fakearms123

elviscostello wrote: »

I met a keyboard warrior once. I kicked the absolute shíte out of him. I swear, I did.

I didn't know they had internet anywhere near athlone, weird...

Daemos

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2056/2225753906_2701468e26.jpg?v=0

vodafoneproblem

recylingbin wrote: »

you muggy little c@&t.

A muggy little coat, eh. I can't keep up with these new-fangled internet insults at all, at all.

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fakearms123 wrote: »

I didn't know they had internet anywhere near athlone, weird...

says someone from Kerry?! HA ! :eek:

EDIT: actually, there is a little bit of keyboard warrior in me. If you had said that in real life I’d probably just laugh politely.

clived2

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fakearms123

elviscostello wrote: »

says someone from Kerry?! HA ! :eek:

I dont think you are aware that I changed my location for this particular comeback seeing as though I commute between both places, jokes on you warrior!

bonerm

fakearms123 wrote: »

I have only come across this term 'keyboard warrior' recently and it perfectly describes this guy I lived with 2 years ago, he was a geek/nerd if you will and had no social confidence or ability to communicate with people in person but when he got his fingers on the internet he became a legend of maverick in top gun proportion, like he would be blasting guys away in forums such as this, beating the brakes off people.

He sounds pretty cool. Did you get his autograph?

Dravokivich

fury status: UNLEASHED!

Zombienosh

they have keyboards like this?

major bill

xbox live is full of them. play call of duty with the headset online and you encounter loads. idiots

recylingbin

easyeason3 wrote: »

And dyslexic wannabe warriors....

You need to read up on dyslexia.

the_syco

phasers wrote: »

Shut up or I'll kick your ass I'm like six feet tall

I'm over 6 foot tall, and I won't be kicking your ass :cool::pac::P:eek:

genericguy

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_M06b8WkSQRQ/SfmKi3ZmY-I/AAAAAAAAABo/p-6unKZUw-M/s400/keyboardwarriorsolo.jpg

Scuid Mhór

keyboard warrior is a stupid phrase and keyboard warriors are equally stupid.

Bonito

And the award for best keyboard warrior goes to, James McAvoy, for his part in the film "Wanted."

Seriously, imagine cracking someone across the face with a keyboard and the keys coincidentally spelling "fúck you" flying through the air with teeth and blood. James is pretty bad ass with a keyboard!

Dravokivich

Bonito wrote: »

And the award for best keyboard warrior goes to, James McAvoy, for his part in the film "Wanted."

Seriously, imagine cracking someone across the face with a keyboard and the keys coincidentally spelling "fúck you" flying through the air with teeth and blood. James is pretty bad ass with a keyboard!

Great you've ruined it man... I still haven't seen that movie...

Sam Vimes

Doyler92 wrote: »

The bloke in the picture looks like one of the lads from the Inbetweeners.

Um.....

Overheal

fakearms123 wrote: »

I have only come across this term 'keyboard warrior' recently and it perfectly describes this guy I lived with 2 years ago, he was a geek/nerd if you will and had no social confidence or ability to communicate with people in person but when he got his fingers on the internet he became a legend of maverick in top gun proportion, like he would be blasting guys away in forums such as this, beating the brakes off people. Now this guy looked a little like this

http://www.thedailygoss.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/090304inbetweeners345.jpg

I'm just wondering if theres anyone on boards who is a bit of a keyboard warrior, maybe they have 700 friends on facebook but none in real life or in world of warcraft they are king of the goblins or something? Any warriors on the keys here?

What are you trying to say about me exactly? I'll fight ya.

Digitalism

I've just woken up from having a long roidin session with my french model girlfriend, was about to go to the gym and lift about 400 pounds in weights and have a 3 hour jog to keep my 8 pack intact, when I went out on to the balcony of my spanish villa to use my apple macbook and I see this joke of a thread.

hal9000

Keyboard Warriors HO!
http://i627.photobucket.com/albums/tt353/logiire/keyboardwarrior.jpg

Prof.Badass

I am a level 7 wizard :cool:.