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Collecting your body waste.

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  • 19-07-2010 1:45am
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    Dublindude69
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    I was thinking of getting some empty coke bottles and peeing into them and collecting it, then doing the same with my poop and semen from onr handed dates.
    Once the bottles are full I plan on burying them in the back yard. Not sure what yo do with them after that but it's got to be important to keep apart of yourself.
    Also maybe a great gift for the ladies.


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    Sarky
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    You do that.


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    Dublindude69
    Registered Users Posts: 770 ✭✭✭Dublindude69


    Sarky wrote: »
    You do that.
    Cool, my plan is to woo deki with my gifts.


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    Sarky
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    That sounds like a pretty rubbish plan. Perhaps you could try crochet instead?


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    Dublindude69
    Registered Users Posts: 770 ✭✭✭Dublindude69


    Sarky wrote: »
    That sounds like a pretty rubbish plan. Perhaps you could try crochet instead?
    :rolleyes:
    I'm trying to be original.


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    lalee17
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    Another toilet thread.... sigh


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    Sarky
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    Are you calling crochet unoriginal? Are you serious?

    Look at this! Crochet is only limited by your imagination! You couldn't do that with a bottle of your own urine, not by a long shot!


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    Dublindude69
    Registered Users Posts: 770 ✭✭✭Dublindude69


    Sarky wrote: »
    Are you calling crochet unoriginal? Are you serious?

    Look at this! Crochet is only limited by your imagination! You couldn't do that with a bottle of your own urine, not by a long shot!
    But I could freeze my urine and make nice yellow Ice Sculptures for Deki. Also could make castles out of all my poop.


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    Sarky
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    I thought you said you were trying to be original?


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    Dublindude69
    Registered Users Posts: 770 ✭✭✭Dublindude69


    Did you craft a sculpture of your girlfriend using your own frozen pee? Then create a stand for it using your poop? I'm willing to put apart of me into my gifts for my lucky woman.


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    Sarky
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    You're trying to one-up someone who has created sweeping dioramas out of his own lymph. Get with the times, petal.


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    Storminateacup
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    oh fu cking christ you retarded nimrod piece of sh1t dublindude why dont yougo die already.

    youre a troll of the highest order, sittin in yer bedroom in your mammys house, thinkin up potential conversations ur gonna have shoudl you ever find a friend to talk to.


    omg freeze pee freeze semen make threads people are jealous of


    youre such a fu cking fool you almost make me wish i wAS infertile so i would never bring someone like you into this world,


    the person you should be mad at for not freezing semen is your father cause you my friend are one load that should have been spat at the wall.


    i hope you feel th e kick im wishing at your face right now.

    goodnigt


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    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I lol'd just a little bit. I'll come back later to see if it was just sleep deprivation or something. I mean after I've had some sleep.


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