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Why arent all twist off bottles twist off?

  • 17-07-2010 6:41pm
    #1
    irishguy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,305 ✭✭✭


    Anyone know?

    ahhh crap. That should be "Why arent all beer bottles twist off" I should have read it before posting :o


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  • #2
    Basq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,201 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    If they're not, you're doing it wrong! *











    * quit sticking your dick in them!


  • #3
    Daemos
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,645 ✭✭✭Daemos


    What?


  • #4
    kiwilostineire
    Closed Accounts Posts: 26 ✭kiwilostineire


    perhaps you are twisting it the wrong way?


  • #5
    magick
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,478 ✭✭✭magick


    If ur talking about beer bottles then u should be ashamed.


  • #6
    Kiith
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 23,282 Mod ✭✭✭✭Kiith


    basquille wrote: »
    If they're not, you're doing it wrong! *











    * quit sticking your dick in them!

    You need to open them first :rolleyes:


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  • #7
    mrDerek
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,311 ✭✭✭mrDerek


    twisty tops made my life
    they made drinking faster :)


  • #8
    Basq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,201 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    Kiith wrote: »
    You need to open them first :rolleyes:
    Not necessarily..



    .. like I said, he's doing it wrong!


  • #9
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    irishguy wrote: »
    Why arent all twist off bottles twist off?

    ...Because they like to be turned on instead? :o


  • #10
    Duggy747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Don't be a tool,
    learn how to pop a cap, fool!


  • #11
    SomeFool
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,452 ✭✭✭SomeFool


    Just shake it and stick something sharp in it, no need to twist or turn. :)


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  • #12
    Yakult
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 7,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭Yakult


    That would be an ecumenical matter.


  • #13
    Dman001
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,534 ✭✭✭Dman001


    If a twist off bottle isnt twisting off, then it isnt a twist off bottle.

    Twist has lost all meaning to me now.


  • #14
    sh1tstirrer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,489 ✭✭✭sh1tstirrer


    irishguy wrote: »
    Anyone know?
    Because it's the cap you twist off not the bottle :rolleyes:


  • #15
    tony1kenobi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,748 ✭✭✭tony1kenobi


    irishguy wrote: »
    Anyone know?

    It's child proof.Push the cap down then twist.........then get those pills down ya.


  • #16
    jd007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,094 ✭✭✭jd007


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVlr4g5-r18


  • #17
    bnt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,076 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    sh1tstirrer wrote: »
    Because it's the cap you twist off not the bottle :rolleyes:
    So what happens when you hold the cap and twist the bottle? Think about it ... it's all relative!

    You are the type of what the age is searching for, and what it is afraid it has found. I am so glad that you have never done anything, never carved a statue, or painted a picture, or produced anything outside of yourself! Life has been your art. You have set yourself to music. Your days are your sonnets.

    ―Oscar Wilde predicting Social Media, in The Picture of Dorian Gray



  • #18
    sh1tstirrer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,489 ✭✭✭sh1tstirrer


    bnt wrote: »
    So what happens when you hold the cap and twist the bottle? Think about it ... it's all relative!
    A cap with a twist off bottle of beer :D


  • #19
    leg
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 189 ✭✭leg


    Because were all not fairyboys like you and some of us enjoy the manly feeling of opening bottles with our teet/spoons/walls or whatever is close by ;)


  • #20
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Just open the facking bottle


  • #21
    jesus_thats_gre
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,441 ✭✭✭✭jesus_thats_gre


    Guessing cost...


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  • #22
    Scuid Mhór
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,326 ✭✭✭Scuid Mhór


    i bet aslan could twist the bottle better than you can op. and he has paws ffs.


  • #23
    Luap
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,645 ✭✭✭Luap


    Because all them bottle openers will go to waste!!!


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