Types of Poo

PogMoThoin

Ghost Poo:
You know you've pooed. There's poo on the toilet paper, but not in the
toilet. Where is it?

Teflon Poo:
So slick and easy you don't even feel it. No trace of poo on the
toilet paper. You have to look in the toilet to be sure you did it.

Goo Poo:
This has the consistency of hot tar. You wipe twelve times and you
still don't come clean. You end up putting toilet paper in your
underwear so you don't soil it. Permanent skid marks are left in the
toilet.

Second Thoughts Poo:
You're all done wiping and about to stand up when you realise...
there's more to come.

Pop a Vein in Your Forehead Poo:
This is the kind of poo that killed Elvis. It doesn't want to come out
until you're all sweaty, trembling, and purple from straining so hard.

Weight Watchers Poo:
You poo so much you lose several pounds.

Right Now Poo:
You'd better be within thirty seconds of a toilet. You burn rubber to
get there and it usually gets its head out before you can get your
pants down.

King Kong Poo:
This one is so big you think it won't go down the toilet unless you
break it into smaller chunks. A wire coat hanger usually works well.
This kind of poo usually happens when you're at someone else's house.

Cork Poo:
Also known as "floaters." Even after the third flush it's still there,
floating in the bowl. My God! How do I get rid of it?

Wet Cheeks Poo:
This poo hits the water sideways and makes a bigger splash than the
launching of the QE2, soaking your starfish.

Wish Poo:
You sit there all cramped up and fart a few times, but no poo.

Cement Block Poo:
You wish you'd got a spinal block before you pooed.

Snake Poo:
This poo is fairly soft, about as thick as your thumb and at least
three feet long.

Morning After Poo:
Happens the day after the night before. Normally your poo doesn't
smell that bad, but THIS one... Usually you're at someone else's house
(normally a girl you're trying to impress) and they're waiting outside
to use the bathroom.

Mexican Food Poo:
Also called "screamers." You know it's safe to eat again when your bum
stops burning.

Boo Hoo Poo:
Makes you cry with pain and wonder whether your should risk the
stitches or go for the fuller figure.

Saruman

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edit the site may be gone actually....

bazmaiden

strong username

Biggins

This thread deserves to go down the toilet - rapid!

The Big Red Button

In before someone says "In before FlutterinBantam!" :cool:

Truley

Bristol Stool Scale ftw :pac:

Mike 1972

Saruman wrote: »

edit the site may be gone actually....

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Although TBH it was far better in the early days etc etc

weiland79

PogMoThoin wrote: »

Goo Poo:
This has the consistency of hot tar. You wipe twelve times and you
still don't come clean. You end up putting toilet paper in your
underwear so you don't soil it. Permanent skid marks are left in the
toilet.



I'm not standing beside you at After hours beers

Indubitable

Saruman wrote: »

See here....


edit the site may be gone actually....

NSFW. google has a cached version.

Saruman

Yeah I was looking at the cached version. That website has been going for years so maybe it is just off line at the moment.

Gattling Gun:

When your anus continually produces poo pellets which erupt out of your ass into the water.

Plug

I had some dose of the trotts this morning.

Mike 1972

Saruman wrote: »

That website has been going for years.

Are there users who still think "no toilet in the forest" photos are in any way wacky or original ?

javaboy

Biggins wrote: »

This thread deserves to go down the toilet - rapid!

Agreed. Perhaps there's a place for this in the humour forum or somewhere but not here. Sorry.