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Worst Pick Up Line

  • 15-07-2010 11:33pm
    #1
    ShearerGeordie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 65 ✭✭


    Just answer the question or I may get aggressive


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  • #2
    recylingbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    I've got can of lager, some chicken, a mobile phone and something to keep warm.


  • #3
    Bonavox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,713 ✭✭✭Bonavox


    Are you an angel that fell from heaven? Because your face is FÚCKED UP from the fall.


  • #4
    NTMK
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,575 ✭✭✭NTMK


    Original thread :rolleyes:


  • #5
    Ricardo G
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,308 ✭✭✭Ricardo G


    Nice shoes !! Wanna shag?:D

    I love every bone in your body.......especially mine


  • #6
    PeterIanStaker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭PeterIanStaker


    C'mere you! You've de shmell of want offa ya!


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  • #7
    2 stroke
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭2 stroke


    Baa baa.


  • #8
    Indubitable
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,300 ✭✭✭Indubitable


    NTMK wrote: »
    Original thread :rolleyes:

    Original post :rolleyes:

    :pac::pac:


  • #9
    G_R
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 5,028 Mod ✭✭✭✭G_R


    you're in luck, I've decided to go ugly, early:cool:


  • #10
    Superbus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,784 ✭✭✭Superbus


    Hi! How are y-*vomits*


  • #11
    PeterIanStaker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭PeterIanStaker


    Hoooillldd shtill!!


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  • #12
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    <takes notes>


  • #13
    Midnight_EG
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,727 ✭✭✭Midnight_EG


    Again, shoite thread OP!


  • #14
    NTMK
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,575 ✭✭✭NTMK


    kingofthe3rdyrs wrote: »
    Original post :rolleyes:

    :pac::pac:

    I know when Ive been defeated.:o


  • #15
    Jackobyte
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,321 ✭✭✭Jackobyte


    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I've got a knife
    Get in the van.

    :pac:


  • #16
    Hank_Jones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Hank_Jones


    Can we just ban this guy already?


  • #17
    mink_man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,454 ✭✭✭mink_man


    *grabs crotch

    SUCK THIS!


  • #18
    the whole year inn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,123 ✭✭✭the whole year inn


    Was your father a thief,becasue Im pretty sure he raped me in prison!


  • #19
    jdooley28
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 523 ✭✭✭jdooley28


    Jackobyte wrote: »
    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I've got a knife
    Get in the van.

    :pac:
    Ha as soon as I read the thread name that came into my head, looks like you beat me to it!

    Are ya well? Cos ur lookin' well!:)


  • #20
    easyeason3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,104 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    Jake you rascal.

    Posting silly threads under another name again?

    Just get it over with & start talking about how the cutest birds are the dirtiest.


  • #21
    hardCopy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,969 ✭✭✭hardCopy


    Does this cloth smell like chloroform?


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  • #22
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Get your coat, I'm locked.


  • #23
    Lando Griffin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,952 ✭✭✭Lando Griffin


    Oh F**ck there goes me back.


  • #24
    Rocky_Dennis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 433 ✭✭Rocky_Dennis


    Are your parents retarded?
    Cause your really special.


  • #25
    Brendog
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,976 ✭✭✭Brendog


    Lets only let latex stand between our love



    "Do you like dry biscuits?"

    "Yeah?"

    "Well eat this!" *pulls penis out*

    "Its a cracker"


  • #26
    Sykk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,327 ✭✭✭Sykk


    Is that a mirror in your pants?... Because I can see myself in them.


  • #27
    Pauleta
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,778 ✭✭✭Pauleta


    You look like the ugly burd from girls aloud


  • #28
    Anthony Walsh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 188 ✭✭Anthony Walsh


    One I used on a very drunken night,

    Seriously how many more drinks do I have to buy you?


  • #29
    Markom5a
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 654 ✭✭✭Markom5a


    The word of the day is legs, let's go home and spread the word!

    Is your second name Jacobs? Cause your a cracker!

    And for those jersey shore fans :P
    I think we've got a situation *lifts shirt to reveal abs of steel!*


  • #30
    Digitalism
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 991 ✭✭✭Digitalism


    "Do you know how were gonna have sex tonight?...


    Because im stronger than you..."


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  • #31
    jdooley28
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 523 ✭✭✭jdooley28


    You don't sweat much for a fat bird.:D


  • #32
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    "are your tits real"

    Yes they fucking are :mad:


  • #33
    Brendog
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,976 ✭✭✭Brendog


    *Walks up to girl*










    Do you know who I am?:cool:


  • #34
    sh1tstirrer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,489 ✭✭✭sh1tstirrer


    Does your face hurt?
    Because it's hurting me.


  • #35
    Nalz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,898 ✭✭✭✭Nalz


    If you were an action figure, what accessories would you come with?


  • #36
    E0inz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 50 ✭✭E0inz


    Haaaaaaaaaave you met me??


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  • #37
    Smegball
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,283 ✭✭✭Smegball


    Nice calves!


  • #38
    Jordan Berbatov
    Closed Accounts Posts: 292 ✭✭Jordan Berbatov


    Hows your pit for silage?


  • #39
    Dempsey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,553 ✭✭✭✭Dempsey


    Kiera wrote: »
    "are your tits real"

    Yes they fucking are :mad:

    Would that not be a complement of sorts?? :pac:


  • #40
    Benito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 73 ✭✭Benito


    Most appalling OP, thread I've heard, read, in a while. Humour an wit is not here. Guys, It's Friday night. Pleeeeeease!


  • #41
    Coriolanus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,879 ✭✭✭Coriolanus


    Want to go halves on a bastard?


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  • #42
    DC_Roscommon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 69 ✭✭DC_Roscommon


    Jackobyte wrote: »
    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I've got a knife
    Get in the van.

    :pac:

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I've a gangrene penis,
    Fancy a chew?:rolleyes:


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