What did I do ?

MiciG91

I was in a porno cinema the other night. I hadn't been there five minutes when some guy started yelling at me: "Oh, you're a beast, you're despicable!"

So I said to him: "Listen mate, we're all here together, you're just as despicable as I am." But then other people started chipping in, shouting stuff like "How do you sleep at night?" and "You're a total disgrace."

Next thing I knew the manager was standing right beside me, throwing in his two pence worth as well. I remember what he said to the letter. He said: "In 25 years I've never seen anything like this."

So I said: "I know I'm not much to look at but that's a bit harsh, isn't it?" But he wasn't listening, he was just waving his arms saying he was going to "throw me out" and that security was "on its way."

At that point I just thought "Oh, I don't need this".

So I stood up and said: "**** it, come on kids we're leaving."

Insect Overlord

Epic.

Gummy Panda

I lol'd

Superbus

I laughed, then Googled, then this.

brummytom

MiciG91 wrote: »

I was in a porno cinema the other night. I hadn't been there five minutes when some guy started yelling at me: "Oh, you're a beast, you're despicable!"

So I said to him: "Listen mate, we're all here together, you're just as despicable as I am." But then other people started chipping in, shouting stuff like "How do you sleep at night?" and "You're a total disgrace."

Next thing I knew the manager was standing right beside me, throwing in his two pence worth as well. I remember what he said to the letter. He said: "In 25 years I've never seen anything like this."

So I said: "I know I'm not much to look at but that's a bit harsh, isn't it?" But he wasn't listening, he was just waving his arms saying he was going to "throw me out" and that security was "on its way."

At that point I just thought "Oh, I don't need this".

So I stood up and said: "**** it, come on kids we're leaving."

Can you adopt me?

alwaysadub

I read that only the other day on something. 4chan maybe.
Anyway,tis funny:D

IrishKev

© Sickipedia

MiciG91

Superbus wrote: »

I laughed, then Googled, then this.

Great research i saw it today honestly laughed for 10 minutes straight said id post it for you guys :pac: for the laugh.

Sharpshooter

MiciG91 wrote: »

Great research i saw it today honestly laughed for 10 minutes straight said id post it for you guys :pac: for the laugh.

Just as well it wasn't for the thanks.:pac:

MiciG91

Sharpshooter wrote: »

Just as well it wasn't for the thanks.:pac:

I only found out what thanks were the other day they dont do anything so i really don't give a ****.

I'm in it for the LULZ

That thread about the tazered cat that you locked without an explination sharpshooter was all me unfortunatley

Matt Holck

nothing
sat there with power and maybe applied the rules
to show your use
but support the community
nothing