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Live out your entire life in bed.

  • 13-07-2010 03:16PM
    #1
    Dublindude69
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 770 ✭✭✭


    I just realised you could live out your entire life in bed. All you need is a laptop on it to watch movies and play games, a hot female to bring you food and to have the sex with and a bucket by your bed to urinate and crap into, said female would regurly change the bucket.
    What's the point in going out into the world, gots my movies, gots my bed and I gots my boards.ie m8s. What more do you need?


Comments

  • #2
    charlemont
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,725 ✭✭✭charlemont


    ha ha thats mad


  • #3
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Where do u propose you meet this hot broad?

    I personally think there's better places to everything. Bed is so boring, so safe!!
    Sex. Sleep. Puke. All betters places to be doin it.


  • #4
    sNarah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    You have friends on Boards.ie...? How lovely.


  • #5
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Posting on boards while hanging your arse over the end of the bed to crap into a bucket.


    I was wondering what was missing from my life, and in my infinite idiocy, I thought it was better job satisfaction, little day-to-day luxuries, and Spacestar Ordering!


  • #6
    Dublindude69
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 770 ✭✭✭Dublindude69


    sNarah wrote: »
    You have friends on Boards.ie...? How lovely.
    Yup. Brimmy, Tallon.


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  • #7
    Solitaire
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 18,382 Mod ✭✭✭✭Solitaire


    O RLY?!

    ddfail.png

    You must be thinking of your alt-account :D:P


  • #8
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    it would require a bed
    I don't have a bed


  • #9
    sNarah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    You can borrow my inflatable one?


  • #10
    Hank_Jones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Hank_Jones


    So you wouldn't change your bed sheeting at all?

    Depending on how long you live....I'd imagine it would get quite crusty.
    Plus, after a while you would get bed sores and stuff.

    Don't think I would recommend it.


  • #11
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    sNarah wrote: »
    You can borrow my inflatable one?

    uh thanks


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