Live out your entire life in bed.

Dublindude69 · 13-07-2010 2:16pm #1

I just realised you could live out your entire life in bed. All you need is a laptop on it to watch movies and play games, a hot female to bring you food and to have the sex with and a bucket by your bed to urinate and crap into, said female would regurly change the bucket.
What's the point in going out into the world, gots my movies, gots my bed and I gots my boards.ie m8s. What more do you need?

charlemont · 13-07-2010 2:18pm

ha ha thats mad

Storminateacup · 13-07-2010 2:25pm

Where do u propose you meet this hot broad?

I personally think there's better places to everything. Bed is so boring, so safe!!
Sex. Sleep. Puke. All betters places to be doin it.

sNarah · 13-07-2010 2:55pm

You have friends on Boards.ie...? How lovely.

Star Lord · 13-07-2010 3:26pm

Posting on boards while hanging your arse over the end of the bed to crap into a bucket.

I was wondering what was missing from my life, and in my infinite idiocy, I thought it was better job satisfaction, little day-to-day luxuries, and Spacestar Ordering!

Dublindude69 · 13-07-2010 5:42pm

sNarah wrote: »

You have friends on Boards.ie...? How lovely.

Yup. Brimmy, Tallon.

Solitaire · 13-07-2010 5:58pm

O RLY?!

You must be thinking of your alt-account

:P

Matt Holck · 13-07-2010 6:01pm

it would require a bed
I don't have a bed

sNarah · 13-07-2010 7:46pm

You can borrow my inflatable one?

Hank_Jones · 13-07-2010 10:55pm

So you wouldn't change your bed sheeting at all?

Depending on how long you live....I'd imagine it would get quite crusty.
Plus, after a while you would get bed sores and stuff.

Don't think I would recommend it.

Matt Holck · 13-07-2010 11:30pm

sNarah wrote: »

You can borrow my inflatable one?

uh thanks

Live out your entire life in bed.

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