Limericks

WIZE

I was looking at a thread yesterday form ShearerGeordie aka Ray where People were making up Limericks about him . Some funny Stuff

Anyone here Know some Classic Limericks

There was a young girl from Kilkenny
Whose usual charge was a penny
For half of that sum
You could roger her bum
A source of amusement to many

artanevilla

Ironically nothing ryhmes with Limerick.

There was on OP called WIZE,
Who had a strange preference for guys,
He decided instead,
To bring girls to bed,
And led a life full of lies.

orourkeda

There was a young girl from Venezuela
who knew how to handle a Vuvuzela
she was a blower and licker
and dished up her gicker
now she's living in Australia

artanevilla

There was a lad named O'Rourke,
Who couldn't get rhymes to work,
He was banned from the thread,
Though it ryhmed in his head,
And now he is forced just to lurk.

minidazzler

There was a young girl from madrid,
She'd sworn she'd never been rid,
Along came an Italian,
With the balls of a stallion,
Who rid her like billy the kid.

NothingMan

There was a young guy from Artane
He was Aston Villa insane
He went to a match
and they lost in a flash
because Aston Villa are lame.

orourkeda

artanevilla wrote: »

There was a lad named O'Rourke,
Who couldn't get rhymes to work,
He was banned from the thread,
Though it ryhmed in his head,
And now he is forced just to lurk.

There was a young man from artane
who noticed my rhyming was a pain
he was absolutely right
my rhyming was sh*te
my next attempt will be more sane

dancingqueen

I stood on the bridge at midnight
My lips were all a quiver
I let a cough
My leg fell off!!!!
And floated down the river
:mad:

Wazdakka

There once was a man from Nantucket,
Whose d**k was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin, as he licked his foresin,
"If my ear was a c*nt, I would f*ck it"

orourkeda

NothingMan wrote: »

There was a young guy from Artane
He was Aston Villa insane
He went to a match
and they lost in a flash
because Aston Villa are lame.

there was a nothingman
who stole his name from pearl jam
aston villa are unreal
and with martin o'neill
CL they'll try to grab

Liam Byrne

A senator was from West Cork
(so he told us, when driving to work)
He took leave of his senses
While claiming expenses
And defends it with shrugs and a smirk

NothingMan

orourkeda wrote: »

there was a nothingman
who stole his name from pearl jam
aston villa are unreal
and with martin o'neill
CL they'll try to grab

There was a Da named O'Rourke
His penis just wouldn't work
He only sired one son
So with his floppy one
He struggles even to jerk.

Wazdakka

There once was a poster on Boards,
Not a mod, just one of the hordes.
He went on the hunt, called an admin a cúnt,
And a prison thread was his reward.

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

Limerick forum? :P

NoHornJan

Ella Angry Gown wrote: »

Limerick forum? :P

Up Limerick!!!!

Wazdakka

NoHornJan wrote: »

Up Limerick!!!!

Nah...

I don't like sticking it up filthy holes..
You never know what you could catch.

NoHornJan

There once was a poster called Wize,
Who fell in for a mighty surprise,
He scripted a Limerick
And wrote it in lipstick,
Now that surely opened our eyes.

NoHornJan

Wazdakka wrote: »

Nah...

I don't like sticking it up filthy holes..
You never know what you could catch.

Why would you bother?

Liam Byrne

Wazdakka wrote: »

Nah...

I don't like sticking it up filthy holes..
You never know what you could catch.

A prejudiced poster Wazdakka
Assumed everyone here was a knacker
He slagged off our city
Which seemed lousy and ****ty
And the hole he talked through was a cracker!

AgileMyth

Liam Byrne wrote: »

A prejudiced poster Wazdakka
Assumed everyone here was a knacker
He slagged off our city
Which seemed lousy and ****ty
And the hole he talked through was a cracker!

There once was a man named Liam
Unlucky for you if you see him
He lives in a city near Galway
In a house half the size of my hallway
Oh it sure would suck to be him :cool:

NothingMan

AgileMyth wrote: »

There once was a man named Liam
Unlucky for you if you see him
He lives in a city near Galway
In a house half the size of my hallway
Oh it sure would suck to be him :cool:

There was a poster called Agilemyth
He thought his limerick was the sh!t
He thought it sublime
to insult in rhyme
but he's really just a noobie git. :P

dazzacon

I made this one up when i used to work at the bank!

There once was a man called ray,
Who messed up his end of day,
he thought it was funny,
when he lost lots of money,
But stopped laughing when he had to pay!

Liam Byrne

AgileMyth wrote: »

There once was a man named Liam
Unlucky for you if you see him
He lives in a city near Galway
In a house half the size of my hallway
Oh it sure would suck to be him :cool:

A mythical agile-less poet
Couldn't write rhymes but just didn't know it
Against all good advice
He used a word twice
As for "size", well go suck it or blow it!!!!