Starting My Political Party, Would you Vote for me?

mikerowsopht · 12-07-2010 1:54pm #1

I am going to start a new Political Party called " The Younger Generation "

I plan to sort out all of Ireland's problems

Social Welfare - Gone
Child Support - Gone

people allowed to freely move within the EU to find work in Ireland & Work - Gone

Traffic Corp Gardai - Gone

Gay Byrne - Life Sentance, assests all freezed and used to bail out Ireland
Brian Cowen - Life Sentance, assests all freezed and used to bail out Ireland
Bertie Ahearn - Life Sentance, assests all freezed and used to bail out Ireland
The Golden Circle people - Life Sentance, assests all freezed and used to bail out Ireland

Banks - No more bailing out, let them fall over, then take their buildings and sell it for help with the bail out and for screwing Ireland over

Penalty Points - Gone
Weed Legalized and taxed - Implemented
Smoking inside again - re-instated
Drink - Prices Reduced
Tobacco - Prices Reduced
VRT - Gone

At the end of the day if we do run out of money, someone else will bail us out anyway, like greece and iceland

Website setup for each politicians expenses so the public can openly view their expenses

Fire the Bank Ombudmans and setup a new Dept. to monitor Banks

Finally I would take the best political system in the world where ever that may be and revamp the irish political system so that we then have the best 1 as well

Feel free to add anything in you think will help Ireland out

Would you vote for my Party?

Danbo! · 12-07-2010 1:55pm

No

Biggins · 12-07-2010 1:56pm

No.

12-07-2010 1:56pm

I probably would for the craic... And then emigrate immediately if you actually got into power.

Smcgie · 12-07-2010 1:58pm

We could be your backbenchers here in AH.

-we talk shyte
-we post when we want.
-change the thanks button to a 'hear here chappie' button

rhythm90 · 12-07-2010 1:59pm

Likewise...

I'd probably claim my last weeks dole, then sit at the bus stop on Kildare street, roll up a fat one, have a laugh at the chaos, then catch a bus to the airport.

Prof.Badass · 12-07-2010 2:01pm

Sorry, while i like your ideas, you just don't go far enough for me.

Now, if you were to ban scumbags you might just have my vote :rolleyes:.

4zn76tysfajdxp · 12-07-2010 2:02pm

I'm putting forward a vote of "no confidence" in the OP.

mrDerek · 12-07-2010 2:02pm

would be a good 1st weekend....before the country imploded from a sudden FURTHER dip of IQ in the gov

ham_n_mustard · 12-07-2010 2:03pm

From your post i'd gather that you're a hash smoking alco that got caught speeding and has no grasp of economics, no different to most of the establishment imo