real irish republican army blow up grey squirrel yesterday

moonpurple

yesterday in armagh the rira blew up a grey squirrell

http://www.rte.ie/aertel/111-01.html

as they are a foreign animal which is leading to the decline of the red squirrell which is native,

(grey guy eats unripe acorns and red guy cannot eat the unripe acorns so no acorns for him)

http://www.rte.ie/radio/mooneygoeswild/factsheets/mammals/index3.html

using the recognized code word 'dole smuggler asbo' the rira stated that the grey squirrel has to leave the island of ireland by the end of july or face what it called 'unlimited military action'

who will win the rira or the grey squirrell?:eek:

mike65

British Grey squirrel I presume?

edit - that rte link only mentions humans. This thread is a con.

mikemac

The article states a stone bridge was destroyed, where are you getting the squirrel part from?

Anyway, the squirrel was probably an informer and had to be killed.
After all, it seems to be acceptable to kill mothers of 10......

digme

mike65 wrote: »

British Grey squirrel I presume?

only if he wins ,otherwise he's irish

moonpurple

feelingstressed wrote: »

The article states a stone bridge was destroyed, where are you getting the squirrel part from?

the late, now deceased, squirrell was on the bridge and had been known to use it as a short cut

moonpurple

feelingstressed wrote: »

The article states a stone bridge was destroyed, where are you getting the squirrel part from?

Anyway, the squirrel was probably an informer and had to be killed.
After all, it seems to be acceptable to kill mothers of 10......

maybe an informer?
maybe he looked at one of the 9 rira men the 'wrong way' and had to live with the consequences:pac:

arybvtcw0eolkf

The squirrel's haven't disarmed yet!..

I predict a squirrel uprising.

PirateShampoo

mike65 wrote: »

British Grey squirrel I presume?

digme wrote: »

only if he wins ,otherwise he's irish

Its American actualy....

Wolfe Tone

Squirrels? wtf?

dlofnep

Foreign Squirrels, coming here taking all our nuts.

TheZohanS

Hallie Elegant Reaction wrote: »

The squirrel's haven't disarmed yet!..

I predict a squirrel uprising.

I think you might be right....

moonpurple

PirateShampoo wrote: »

Its American actualy....

Grey squirrels were first introduced to Ireland in County Longford, when a guest to the Castleforbes Estate in Newtownforbes brought six pairs of squirrels as a wedding gift to the family of Lord Granard in 1911

yoshytoshy

Don't f**k with the squirrels

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiloZd1H4ow

Wolfe Tone

Ehhhhhhhhhh lol

ejmaztec

Complete confusion, they were supposed to blow up a mole.

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

Grey squirrels kill red squirrels because they carry a disease which does not effect them but kills the red ones...

moonpurple

wiki

Outside the UK and Ireland, the threat from the eastern grey squirrel comes from a population in Piedmont, Italy, where two pairs escaped from captivity in 1948. A significant drop in red squirrel populations in the area has been observed since 1970, and it is feared that the eastern grey squirrel may expand into the rest of Europe.

The eastern grey squirrel population appears to be able to out-compete the red squirrel for various reasons:
The eastern grey squirrel can easily digest acorns, while the red squirrel cannot.
The eastern grey squirrel carries a disease, the squirrel parapoxvirus, that does not appear to affect their health but will often kill the red squirrel. It was revealed in 2008 that the numbers of red squirrels at Formby have recently declined by 80% as a result of this disease.[13]
When the red squirrel is put under pressure, it will not breed as often.
It is worth noting that the eastern grey squirrel and the red squirrel are not directly antagonistic towards each other, and direct violent conflict between these species is not a factor in the decline in red squirrel populations.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Squirrel

Abrasax

It's the 'Continuity Squirrels' you gotta look out for these days.

tk123

RIP Secret Squirrel!

baldbear

Nutty ar Lá!

PeterIanStaker

Abrasax wrote: »

It's the 'Continuity Squirrels' you gotta look out for these days.

Note the colour of said squirrels - typical Daily Fail:rolleyes::rolleyes:

moonpurple

these black squirrels give a whole new dimension to this struggle that the real irish republican army and continuity irish republican army must not loose, be ready for more explosions not to mention shots fired yesterday when the gardai stopped some of these freedom fighters... close your eyes and it could be 1923:eek:

you would imagine our gardai were getting fired upon every day the way it is barely noticed by de meja

http://www.rte.ie/news/2010/0710/louth.html

the squirrels must not win

po020435

Morons. Can they not get the message.

arybvtcw0eolkf

po020435 wrote: »

Morons. Can they not get the message.

ULSTER SAYS "NO" - to grey squirrel's?.

moonpurple

po020435 wrote: »

Morons. Can they not get the message.

those squirrel morons will get the message with enough c4!:pac:

Overheal

yoshytoshy wrote: »

Don't f**k with the squirrels

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiloZd1H4ow

You realize that is neither a chipmunk nor a squirrel...

moonpurple

Overheal wrote: »

You realize that is neither a chipmunk nor a squirrel...

hamster vader?:pac:

Overheal

>_<

It's a Groundhog~!!

yoshytoshy

Overheal wrote: »

You realize that is neither a chipmunk nor a squirrel...

I thought the funny element superseded the breed element.
Especially considering a light sabre is involved.

Denerick

Good to see that RIRA manage to have the time to do glorious patriotic deeds such as this in between their cigarette and vodka smuggling.

Qualitymark

Legitimate target.

When will our patriotic scientists make a vaccine for red squirrels to protect them against this foreign virus? Disgraceful that it hasn't happened yet.

biko

Special Air Squirrels have orders to shoot to kill.

mike65

Shoot to Knaw, Shirley?

moonpurple

Denerick wrote: »

Good to see that RIRA manage to have the time to do glorious patriotic deeds such as this in between their cigarette and vodka smuggling.

well if they keep squirrell numbers and police numbers low around border

that helps their gloriously patriotic smuggling operations

a wonderful partnership of profiteering and love of country

'no greater glory hath man than love of tax free smuggling...'

:pac:

NothingMan

Dey duk ur nts!!!

Dyr

apparently the squirrel had once been a member of the notorious nutting squad