How many before.....

2manyconditions

How many pieces of chewing gum does one chew before the laxative effects kick in.

I bought a pack of 14 (very yummy) Lemon & Lime flavoured Oribit complete yesterday, in the effort to stop myself eating (man I ate alot yesterday - I couldn't stop, it really scared me hence the chewing gum!)

Anyway I'm just onto my 10th piece now. No laxative effects but I'm a bit scared now again! What constitutes "excessive consumption"

Anyone know?

the keen edge

If your scared of sh!ttin' yourself, stop eating the gum.

Or else finish the packet whilst sitting on the jack's.

W.Shakes-Beer

In an effort to make yourself stop eating!? Chewing gum makes you more hungry, just drink water.

Or, eat some nice air.

4zn76tysfajdxp

I used to chew 20 pieces a day at work and it had no effect. So... *shrug*

yoshytoshy

Drink a large glass of prune juice and take some sleepin tablets ,that usually sorts things out.

2manyconditions

Jaxx Sticky Icebox wrote: »

I used to chew 20 pieces a day at work and it had no effect. So... *shrug*

Who Hoo I'll keep chewin so

PeterIanStaker

I don't know about gum, but sugarfree Polo mints will go through ya!

SoupyNorman

A strong cup of coffee and a couple of fried eggs for breakfast and you'll be hovering over the toilet bowl.

PeterIanStaker

Never mind that "new recipe", Bulmers Pear will give you an arse like a broken catflap.

FlutterinBantam

Some very poorly researched input here.

After a fairly 'robust' night with some rich food, took on a large pitcher of fresh orange juice, and a bowl of Weetabix in cold milk laced with prunes and blackcurrants from my own crop at circa 0815.

By 0850 I was holding a 'ripey' on the clutch and severe pressure on the badge.

Up to the cludgie, barely cleared cloth, pointed the balloon knot from a height and hosed a ripe spread of soft midden into the heart of the commode.

Emptied the gut in one 'press' nothing but net,slam dunk !.

So don't give me that crap about chewing gum, do it the natural way:mad:

karlog

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Some very poorly researched input here.

After a fairly 'robust' night with some rich food, took on a large pitcher of fresh orange juice, and a bowl of Weetabix in cold milk laced with prunes and blackcurrants from my own crop at circa 0815.

By 0850 I was holding a 'ripey' on the clutch and severe pressure on the badge.

Up to the cludgie, barely cleared cloth, pointed the balloon knot from a height and hosed a ripe spread of soft midden into the heart of the commode.

Emptied the gut in one 'press' nothing but net,slam dunk !.

So don't give me that crap about chewing gum, do it the natural way:mad:

HAHAHAHAHAHAA...........what?

fonecrusher1

Yeah weetabix or readybreak & a big mug a coffee will have you hurtin for a squrtin in no time.

Bolag_the_2nd

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Some very poorly researched input here.

After a fairly 'robust' night with some rich food, took on a large pitcher of fresh orange juice, and a bowl of Weetabix in cold milk laced with prunes and blackcurrants from my own crop at circa 0815.

By 0850 I was holding a 'ripey' on the clutch and severe pressure on the badge.

Up to the cludgie, barely cleared cloth, pointed the balloon knot from a height and hosed a ripe spread of soft midden into the heart of the commode.

Emptied the gut in one 'press' nothing but net,slam dunk !.

So don't give me that crap about chewing gum, do it the natural way:mad:

Funny as funk, :pac::pac:

NoHornJan

Work it out with Logs...

L.Jenkins

2manyconditions wrote: »

No laxative effects but I'm a bit scared now again! What constitutes "excessive consumption"?

Excessive consumption will inevitably be determined by the quantity of toilet paper being rammed down the jacks with a plunger just before it overflows.