Mad food or drink concoctions when ye get home

shuvly

Right, had to do this last night when back from weeek away as had no food..defrosted ciabbata, cooked fishfingers and beans, added soy and wusty sce, an absolute disaster..dont ya just love pizza!

What are your drunk recipies...sorry, thread propably been done before, but am eating fishfingers...

Rabies

only drunk food disaster I've done is to make a simple toasted cheese sandwich, then fall asleep on it in bed before I have eaten it.

Not nice to wake up to sandwich stuck to your back



has happened twice

matrim

Turn on the oven, put in a pizza and fall asleep for a few hours while the whole apartment fills with smoke

Lurching

A slightly cold kebab usually, hopefully followed by about 47 glasses of water to at least try and reduce the imminent blinding hangover.

Leeg17

More drink surely? There's no room in the fridge for food, pfft.

Degag

I came home one night and saw i nice steak in the fridge. Put the frying pan on to high heat and cooked it for about a minute on either side. - lovely and rare - There was so much smoke that i had to open some windows as the fan thing wasn't picking it up.

Decided to make a nice peppercorn sauce with it and went to get the brandy. Put the brandy in and flamed the pan. The flames nearly set fire to the fan, still more smoke, the smoke alarm went off, the dog started barking and the father came up the hall roaring at me!

Nice steak though!

AssaultedPeanut

Last night when I got home I decided toasting 2 pitta breads, buttering them and filling them dorito's was a good combination it's not

Degag

dementedsoul wrote: »

Last night when I got home I decided toasting 2 pitta breads, buttering them and filling them dorito's was a good combination it's not

If it had a meat of some sort it doesn't sound too bad!

shuvly

dementedsoul wrote: »

Last night when I got home I decided toasting 2 pitta breads, buttering them and filling them dorito's was a good combination it's not

Did ya really fill pittas with dorritos....why? Thats like a tuc biscuit challenge...wish i was there to watch!:D

AssaultedPeanut

Yeah I distinctly remember it being rather dry and lacking.

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

Two slices of white bread, packet of scampi fry and some mayonaise.

I tried to fry a tin of beans once, I wanted them to be crunchy, it didn't really work, I ate them anyway.

Grilled rashers with melted cheese on top of a slice of white bread.

A full fry.

Cheese and onion tayto and a couple of fork fulls of coleslaw...

Popcorn sambos.

There are plenty of really odd combinations of food, you just have to be drunk enough to indulge in such treats :P

You may not feel the best in the morning, especially when you taste what you ate the night before from your burps (excluding pussy, that never happened)...

Lurching

dementedsoul wrote: »

Yeah I distinctly remember it being rather dry and lacking.

Couple of squirts of ketchup and your laughing!

cbyrd

banana and peanut butter on cream crackers/bread/toast/tuc/ryvita/spoon
and if i find the chocolate spread where i hid it from myself even better :pac:

lettuce and crisps...

squeakyduck

Alot of people are disgusted by my love of orange juice mixed with bread and butter.

Slap some butter on the bread, take a bite...chew a little take a swig of orange juice and enjoy the taste!

The taste reminds me of being little!

cbyrd

god... sugar sandwiches... :eek: yummy and crunchy:)

my cousin dips his in his tea.. that's just wrong

Gummy Panda

Bria Silly Munitions wrote: »

Two slices of white bread, packet of scampi fry and some mayonaise.

I tried to fry a tin of beans once, I wanted them to be crunchy, it didn't really work, I ate them anyway.

Grilled rashers with melted cheese on top of a slice of white bread.

A full fry.

Cheese and onion tayto and a couple of fork fulls of coleslaw...

Popcorn sambos.

There are plenty of really odd combinations of food, you just have to be drunk enough to indulge in such treats :P

You may not feel the best in the morning, especially when you taste what you ate the night before from your burps (excluding pussy, that never happened)...

I have a ropey stomach this morning and the thought of some of these combos is not helping

seanaor

Peanut butter and honey sandwich.... Ugh.

Overflow

Cheese and onion crisp & mustard cheese bake.

Layer some crisps in a oven dish, add cheddar cheese on top, spread some colmans mustard on top, layer more crisps and repeat again till the dish is full, throw it in the oven till its all melted and eat. mmmmmm

The Davestator

Heres my old scout receipe for 'SINKERS'

Butter one slice of white bread and add strawberry Jam and fold over.
Cut of crusts
Throw into the deep fat fryer for a few minutes, turning once.
Dry on kitchen paper (lots) and enjoy.

its like a homemade doughnut

**warning, you will burn your mouth on the jam**

Tar.Aldarion

Rabies wrote: »

only drunk food disaster I've done is to make a simple toasted cheese sandwich, then fall asleep on it in bed before I have eaten it.

Not nice to wake up to sandwich stuck to your back



has happened twice

you ate it though, didn't you