hope this is in the right place!

lila44

so I'm sitting here, and I'm wondering, how would one become a Mod? Forgive me if this is a stupid question....I'm a wee bit of a noob to boards.ie!

alwaysadub

By giving sexual favours.
And money.

lila44

alwaysadub wrote: »

By giving sexual favours.
And money.

to whom exactly? lol, jk...was a genuinly wondering actually!

Cheap Thrills!

They don't get paid y'know !!!

Nemanja91

Oh god help you, your going to be sorry for asking that question here!

Quality

Usually if you are a bit of a dickhead and have no sense of humour you are half way on the beaten track!

BrokenArrows

by years of backseat modding and generally living on the forums

karlog

Are you a tyrant?

Kiwi_knock

By being respected and lacking a sick sense of humour

lila44

karlog wrote: »

Are you a tyrant?

...........................................................no?

Ian Beale

Quality wrote: »

Usually if you are a bit of a dickhead and have no sense of humour you are half way on the beaten track!

Half way? Tehehehe your funny.

Sharpshooter

Quality wrote: »

Usually if you are a bit of a dickhead and have no sense of humour you are half way on the beaten track!

So you're practicing the art then.;)

karlog

lila44 wrote: »

...........................................................no?

That's ok not everyones cut out to be a mod

RolandIRL

you use the force to mind-trick the admins into granting you modship :P

Poor Uncle Tom

Quality wrote: »

Usually if you are a bit of a dickhead and have no sense of humour you are half way on the beaten track!

looks like you're practically a paid up member so....

Pauleta

You have to go to Mod school and complete the 2 year course

Kiwi_knock

Sharpshooter wrote: »

So you're practicing the art then.;)

Poor Uncle Tom wrote: »

looks like you're practically a paid up member so....

The mods usually hunt in packs as well

Micky Dolenz

Kiwi_knock wrote: »

The mods usually hunt in packs as well

No they don't









:P

Pete M.

lila44 wrote: »

so I'm sitting here, and I'm wondering, how would one become a Mod? Forgive me if this is a stupid question....I'm a wee bit of a noob to boards.ie!

Perhaps you've been misunderstood.

If so, then you should go here....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mod_(subculture)

or else just read the 1959 novel Absolute Beginners by Colin MacInnes....:cool:

Dudess

You have to:

- have been bullied at school
- a virgin
- a nazi
- cliquey

Have I left any of the usual paranoid suggestions out?

Flojo

Dudess wrote: »

You have to:

- have been bullied at school
- a virgin
- a nazi
- cliquey

Have I left any of the usual paranoid suggestions out?

You left out have no life!! .....j/k :P

Red Hand

Dudess wrote: »

You have to:

- have been bullied at school
- a virgin
- a nazi
- cliquey

Have I left any of the usual paranoid suggestions out?

Wearing Spock-ears when typing on the internet.

Dudess

Oh yeah and naked and fapping hard enough to make the mounds of lard dance...

ElaElaElano

Send Terry a PM- whatever he tells you, do the opposite.













Don't ban me.

Micky Dolenz

Dudess wrote: »

Oh yeah and naked and fapping hard enough to make the mounds of lard dance...

I love it when you talk sexy :P

tony1kenobi

lila44 wrote: »

so I'm sitting here, and I'm wondering, how would one become a Mod? Forgive me if this is a stupid question....I'm a wee bit of a noob to boards.ie!

Watch Quadrophenia....and listen to that c*nt Weller.

Red Hand

Dudess wrote: »

Oh yeah and naked and fapping hard enough to make the mounds of lard dance...

Thanks for painting that lovely image for me.:pac:

Oh, another one is pizza boxes. Lots of 'em. And a blow-up doll in the corner.

Jesus Wept

It's ramdomised.

Sharpshooter

^^^^^
Sod it.

Dudess

Single bed with X-Men duvet set in mother's house.

tommyhaas

You need a vespa/lambretta afaik

Red Hand

Dudess wrote: »

Single bed with X-Men duvet set in mother's house.

If in the US, then he has his room in a basement. And calls it the Command Centre.

Gummy Panda

Amp test

Caoimhín

Why on earth would you want to become a moderator?

magma69

Kiwi_knock wrote: »

The mods usually hunt in packs as well

You're not wrong there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLg2JbELs9o

Rabies

lila44 wrote: »

so I'm sitting here, and I'm wondering, how would one become a Mod? Forgive me if this is a stupid question....I'm a wee bit of a noob to boards.ie!

Become a vulture and wait for a vacant spot, then swoop down and try take a piece before anyone else

Rabies

Caoimhín wrote: »

Why on earth would you want to become a moderator?

You don't know the rush you get when troll hunting at 7am on a chilly winter's morning.

shuvly

Yeah, maybe cos ur asleep, but the waters are shallow round here now....(head down, havnt been donr in a while...swims swiftly away)...

Caoimhín

Rabies wrote: »

You don't know the rush you get when troll hunting at 7am on a chilly winter's morning.

Cant catch me old man.

Quality

Sharpshooter wrote: »

So you're practicing the art then.;)

Oh and forgot to put in hypocritical!

Where you expect people to obey rules but you can't keep them yourself as In this post above, where An ah mod is personally abusing a poster!:D

Gummy Panda

Quality wrote: »

Oh and forgot to put in hypocritical!

Where you expect people to obey rules but you can't keep them yourself as In this post above, where An ah mod is personally abusing a poster!:D

Get off the internet and look after your ten kids! :mad:

Quality

Must add to it again op!:D

You must have lots of virtual friends who are willing to back you up when things Get sticky!

These friends can get away with bending the rules also!

Gummy Panda

Quality wrote: »

Must add to it again op!:D

You must have lots of virtual friends who are willing to back you up when things Get sticky!

These friends can get away with bending the rules also!

What's wrong quality?

Show Gummy where the bad mod touched you.

biko

This thread has now reached "above and beyond" my acceptance.

OP, the answer to your question is: if you're a sound poster the admins may consider you for a forum.
It's a "don't contact us, we contact you" scenario.