€2 to Egg the Galway Clamper Guy

bandybanter

My private car is currenlty imprisoned unlawfully by the illegal galway clamper asshole guy who is driving around in his little red citreon van. If you want a chance to egg this guy or watever i will be collecting €2 in aid of of my poor car for this cause. Meet down at the Long Walk in the Galway harbour asap.

Stercus Accidit

There are many times that clamping is illegal, if it was a private company and you were parked on public (not possible to fence off) ground, the company that clamped you is liable for impeding your free movement.

There was a thread in the law discussion forum, search for it there.

Donkey Oaty

Stercus Accidit wrote: »

There are many times that clamping is illegal, if it was a private company and you were parked on public (not possible to fence off) ground, the company that clamped you is liable for impeding your free movement.

There was a thread in the law discussion forum, search for it there.

The law discussion thread can probably also advise on the legality of egg-thowing.

the_dark_side

if its illegal, is there anyway you could remove the clamp yourself, and just ignore all the post from the Galway clampers HQ. It could eventually be thrown out

orourkeda

Just pay the fine and shut up

Lemsiper

What does you car look like? I'm going down with a key, gonna glue it in the lock and then break the in the lock.

chasm

bandybanter wrote: »

My private car is currenlty imprisoned unlawfully by the illegal galway clamper asshole guy in his little red citreon van.

What sort of car do you drive that it can fit inside a little red citreon van?

Wagon

Do you mean to say there's some wanker driving around in a van clamping vehicles? and isn't a real clamper?

aDeener

orourkeda wrote: »

Just pay the fine and shut up

if the op is correct in what he is saying, why the hell should he accept it?

Doyler92

Has anybody actually turned up?

Diabhal Beag

I'l take 2 euro to defend the clamper against the OP. He did the crime now he must accept the time.

Meet me at my house ASAP

bandybanter

He's demanding €80. But i'm a poor student who can't afford the fine. All tool hire shops are closed, but if any kind samaritan with an angle grinder wants to come down and free the car, I would be most welcome.

Einhard

Are you talking about some clamper vigilante?!

loobylou

Talk to Joe..

bandybanter

I dunno who this guy is but he is gonna get an egging! Come on down bring your eggs, waterballoons, stinkbombs whatever you want. Just €2 euro in aid of freeing the car.

orourkeda

orourkeda wrote: »

Just pay the fine and shut up

Eggactly

chasm

Quick edit on your post Bandybanter Why has the guy clamped ya though?

Diabhal Beag

bandybanter wrote: »

I dunno who this guy is but he is gonna get an egging! Come on down bring your eggs, waterballoons, stinkbombs whatever you want. Just €2 euro in aid of freeing the car.

Oi!! Don't touch that clamper or Diabhal'll come after ya.

dr.bollocko

1. It's raining.
2. The Long Walk is notorious for clampers.
3. I like eggs.
4. Pay the next time you park.
5. The gentle people of after hours do not wish to be associated with such unsightly things as an organised egging session. Unless its to egg some naked AH moderator for santa's strike force or something.