DON'T EAT THE BISCUIT!!!!!

funky penguin

Its only little.

funky penguin

Oh crap I juat remembered I'm supposed to be at the Classical forum beers.

sNarah

Off go you then.

funky penguin

Ironically, I'm too drunk to move. And too far away.....

No! Don't ook at me, I'm a mess! Nooooooooooo!!

sNarah

Oh ts ts, you're okay now, go on, have a lay down, here's a blanket *fluffs pillow*, go on, put your head down.... Nooow, there you are, all better now. <hush little baby don't you cry...>

funky penguin

Can I have my Tar.Aldarion Official MerchandiseTM Teddy Bear? The one with the whip? Please?!

sNarah

Of course you can dear, there you are now. *hands over Tar.Aldarion Official MerchandiseTM Teddy Bear* Better now?

funky penguin

Story time?

Sarky

I wanted a gingernut today but the shop was out of them, so I had to make do with drinking ginger ale and pretending it was biscuits.

Shiminay

You should've found a red haired man and had him dunk his sack in your tea.

James T Kirk

Storminateacup

Dont eat the biscuit cause funky has busted all over it...


Unless your into soggy biscuits, and in that case, do eat the biscuit.

Sarky

I hear it tastes like lavender.

Storminateacup

I sat next, or rather - he sat next to me, to this traveller on the train. It was during the really hot weather and the entire train was really full.

oh my god. he REEKED. if that wasnt bad enough he kept putting his hand on his crotch and rubbing it.

he smelled like sour cream and onion pringles and i remembered a disgusting "joke" i once heard about spunk.

so, yeah.


lavender > sour cream.

sNarah

Speculaas.

Deki

you are thinking too much.

sNarah

Ah no Deki - I'm fine, I haven't overthunk in ages!

Scarydoll

I prefer

KnifeWRENCH

An eater of tiny biscuits?

Well you're full of surprises....

Sarky

Does anyone ever worry that by sparing the little biscuit, they might unwittingly alter the course of its destiny and propel it down a road that causes it to grow up quickly, develop a preternatural skill in fighting or magic or sneaky ninja skills, roaming across the land gathering allies and strength until one day it strolls right into your castle and says "Hello. My name is Oreo Montoya. You ate my father. Prepare to die."?

... Anyone?

Scarydoll

I'm prepared to take that risk.

joes girls

Risk it for a biscuit???

Deki

It would never get past the alligators in the moat.

sNarah

Nor the hippo's - they are vile creatures!

Deki

Yes and they eat anything They ate all the cabbages.:mad:

funky penguin

Not...the cabáiste..... ;_;

Deki

yep. That too.:eek:

funky penguin

Nothing loves a man like a good cabbage....

Deki

This is true...