In DA Club (well any club really, not specifically 'DA' club), what do you enjoy?

ShearerGeordie

You know, when you're out with the chivalry or the maidenry in a bar or discotheque of some sort, what is it that you most enjoy doing?
For example, would you care for some careless frollicking with the opposite gender, sampling a couple of sips of a wide variety of ales and lagers, or would you spend the night kicking up a hissy fit and altogether making a right show and embarrassment of yourself?

I only ask because just last weekend, I encountered a disturbing alliance of youths smackering lips (with a side portion of tongue) in the streets, while an ungainly fellow emptied his bladder behind a wall. There were a wide variety of chip bags calously tossed across the ground, and the distinct smell of alcoholic beverages was enough to put me off this social scene.

I have never and will never set foot in one of these 'clubs', and find it quite distasteful for these irresponsible future alcoholics who embark on this unsightly behaviour.

easyeason3

You have Geordie in your username.
Shouldn't you be used to things like that happening?

starbelgrade

You can find me in Da club, bottle full of bub
Look mami I got the X if you into taking drugs
I'm into having sex, I ain't into making love
So come give me a hug if you into to getting rubbed

YFlyer

The slow set

ShearerGeordie

starbelgrade, your vulgar language is disquietening

bluecatmorgana

I used to enjoy dancing but I hate clubs so dont go anymore.

Pauleta

Thinking about it, late drinking hours are the only thing i like about a nightclub. I really hate the places. The music is too loud, most places are overcrowded and it takes ages to get a drink.

starbelgrade

ShearerGeordie wrote: »

starbelgrade, your vulgar language is disquietening

So is your face.

ShearerGeordie

starbelgrade, this attitude towards your fellow man upsets me greatly.

Please cease from these petty insults

Mint Sauce

YFlyer wrote: »

The slow set

damn you, was thinking the exact same thing as opening the thread

fonecrusher1

ShearerGeordie wrote: »

starbelgrade, this attitude towards your fellow man upsets me greatly.

Please cease from these petty insults

You sound like spock.

orourkeda

ShearerGeordie wrote: »

You know, when you're out with the chivalry or the maidenry in a bar or discotheque of some sort, what is it that you most enjoy doing?
For example, would you care for some careless frollicking with the opposite gender, sampling a couple of sips of a wide variety of ales and lagers, or would you spend the night kicking up a hissy fit and altogether making a right show and embarrassment of yourself?

I only ask because just last weekend, I encountered a disturbing alliance of youths smackering lips (with a side portion of tongue) in the streets, while an ungainly fellow emptied his bladder behind a wall. There were a wide variety of chip bags calously tossed across the ground, and the distinct smell of alcoholic beverages was enough to put me off this social scene.

I have never and will never set foot in one of these 'clubs', and find it quite distasteful for these irresponsible future alcoholics who embark on this unsightly behaviour.

You should bring your friend Ray.

ScumLord

Most Irish nightclubs are no more than fancy cattle marts with really bad music, being played too loud over a terrible sound system and overpriced poor quality alcohol.

minidazzler

Did anyone else immediately think of Dumbledores Army with great hope the second they say DA capitalised?

No? Just me....OK then!

orourkeda

ScumLord wrote: »

Most Irish nightclubs are no more than fancy cattle marts with really bad music, being played too loud over a terrible sound system and overpriced poor quality alcohol.

Substitute most Irish nightclubs for every nightclub everywhere

Biggins

ShearerGeordie wrote: »

starbelgrade, this attitude towards your fellow man upsets me greatly.

Please cease from these petty insults

He won't be able to sleep at night now with worry now he might have upset you! :pac:
Poor starbelgrade. He will just have to get over it with another hooker! :cool: :pac:

bluto63

I go out with the intention of having fun with some friends. If I happen to meet someone on the night, so be it, but it's not the focus of the night. You can smell the desperation off the people who go out only with the intention of hooking up.

Sheeps

bluto63 wrote: »

You can smell the desperation off the people who go out only with the intention of hooking up.

Not really.

bluto63

I can

Sheeps

People who go out to a club with the intention of scoring girls are not desperate, they just enjoy having sex with random strangers they meet. Hate to burst your bubble.

Cullen82

I used to enjoy Clubs, Until I realised that women were only after one thing.


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FlutterinBantam

Cullen82 wrote: »

I used to enjoy Clubs, Until I realised that women were only after one thing.


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Dead right..Kojak up the gicker, that's all that will please them these days:mad: