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Rachel Allen Fantasy Grub Suggestion

  • 07-07-2010 7:22pm
    #1
    MidlandsM
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,737 ✭✭✭


    I caught a bit of her TV show there earlier. She's a lovely bit of posh totty and man, she can cook.:)

    So, if you were lucky enough to be banging her one summers afternoon for instance,and she said to you "Hun,what would you like for Dinner tonight", what would you ask for?

    Personally, I'd say she does a fantastic curry. That'd be my request, and then back in the sack there Rachel!;):D


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  • #2
    Einhard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,920 ✭✭✭Einhard


    I'd ask for a spit roast.








    Oooooooooooh matron!!


  • #3
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    A side of ham. Stuffed into her mouth.


  • #4
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Nigella plz


  • #5
    MidlandsM
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,737 ✭✭✭MidlandsM


    phasers wrote: »
    Nigella plz

    with Chips?;)


  • #6
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,070 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Sammiches


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  • #7
    gerrycollins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,799 ✭✭✭gerrycollins


    toad in the hole mmmmmmmm


  • #8
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    Sophie Dahl's clam chowder FTW.


  • #9
    Fittle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,775 ✭✭✭Fittle


    I was watching.


    She said she was chopping ....'anions'...:rolleyes:


  • #10
    George Orwell 1982
    Closed Accounts Posts: 595 ✭✭✭George Orwell 1982


    A MUFFin for dessert


  • #11
    fontanalis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,619 ✭✭✭fontanalis


    A furry burger.


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  • #12
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    A fcukin ham hock, drizzled with white sauce, driven into a hot oven.


  • #13
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    She's no Sophie Dahl, but I'd still put a bun in her oven.


  • #14
    barakus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 399 ✭✭barakus


    beef curtains drizzled with natural juices


  • #15
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    I'd love her to roast my sausage.


  • #16
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Melons. Big ones.


  • #17
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,227 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    I'd rather poke around in a packet of Taytos.


  • #18
    George Orwell 1982
    Closed Accounts Posts: 595 ✭✭✭George Orwell 1982


    Stuffed roasted pheasant dripping with thick creamy sauce...

    followed by banana chocolate dessert...


  • #19
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    I would have sexual intercourse with her, if you know what I mean.


  • #20
    El Siglo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,803 ✭✭✭El Siglo


    Are we still talking about food or riding because I can't do two things at once.


  • #21
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    El Siglo wrote: »
    Are we still talking about food or riding because I can't do two things at once.
    Pfft... amateur.


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  • #22
    W.Shakes-Beer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,975 ✭✭✭W.Shakes-Beer


    El Siglo wrote: »
    Are we still talking about food or riding because I can't do two things at once.


    Eating a burger while bashing your stick of pudding into the pre-oiled oven.


  • #23
    El Siglo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,803 ✭✭✭El Siglo


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    Pfft... amateur.

    Pfft... your ma!;)


  • #24
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    I'd probably go for white sausage dipped in gravy.


  • #25
    xsiborg
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,635 ✭✭✭xsiborg


    as long as i wasnt leaving with an extra helping of spotted dick, and no chance of her coming back nine months later with a bun in the oven in a "heres one YOU made earlier" kinda way! :D


  • #26
    tony1kenobi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,748 ✭✭✭tony1kenobi


    Rachel McAdams snatch off Katherine Heigls' tits.....although I've not put much thought into it.


  • #27
    El Siglo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,803 ✭✭✭El Siglo


    tony1kenobi wrote: »
    Rachel McAdams snatch off Katherine Heigls' tits.....although I've not put much thought into it.

    Charming.


  • #28
    MidlandsM
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,737 ✭✭✭MidlandsM


    El Siglo wrote: »
    Are we still talking about food or riding because I can't do two things at once.

    I'll bet you can if you tried, like get a nice tasty snack box and pour it over yer burd and go for it!:D


  • #29
    El Siglo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,803 ✭✭✭El Siglo


    MidlandsM wrote: »
    I'll bet you can if you tried, like get a nice tasty snack box and pour it over yer burd and go for it!:D

    Like this?


  • #30
    Bob the Seducer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,178 ✭✭✭Bob the Seducer


    < food based sexual innuendo >


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  • #31
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Two corn on the cob dripping with melted butter and a little hint of chopped red pepper at the top.:eek:


  • #32
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,227 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Continental breakfast = A roll in bed with a little honey.


  • #33
    W.Shakes-Beer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,975 ✭✭✭W.Shakes-Beer


    Sliding your hock of ham between her rack of lamb


  • #34
    W.Shakes-Beer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,975 ✭✭✭W.Shakes-Beer


    can we just rename this thread to "food based sexual innuendo talk"?


    Dipping your soldier into her running yolk.


  • #35
    Sanjuro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,241 ✭✭✭Sanjuro


    Einhard wrote: »
    I'd ask for a spit roast.

    Oooooooooooh matron!!
    Hahaha!

    I'd demand she hop in the car and run down to the chipper's for some chips.

    Oh wait... I'm supposed to make some innuendo, right?.... In... your end-o.


  • #36
    barakus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 399 ✭✭barakus


    Quim Chowder to start with followed by shaved ham wallet and a fresh creampie for dessert


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