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Is the Seahorse the least manly of species?

  • 07-07-2010 1:41pm
    #1
    starbelgrade
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    Just listening to a piece on the radio about seahorses...

    The male of the species, when it meets a partner, stays with her for his whole life. Every morning, it does a romantic dance for the female, to please her and then the least manly thing of all... it allows the female to insert her eggs into his pouch, which he then fertilises with his sperm...

    So the MALE gets pregnant!! THEN, after 10-14 hours of really painful labour (giving birth to around 4,000 kids at a time) he allows the female to re-impregnante him again.

    Could there be a less manly of species?


Comments

  • #2
    tman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,339 ✭✭✭✭tman


    Metrosexuals


  • #3
    Eddie Ere
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 832 ✭✭✭Eddie Ere


    Kanye West


  • #4
    Kiwi_knock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,463 ✭✭✭Kiwi_knock


    Matt Damon


  • #5
    frantic190
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,438 ✭✭✭frantic190


    Justin Bieber


  • #6
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Proper order and all :pac:

    EDIT:Oh, and Daniel O Donnell


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  • #7
    The_Kew_Tour
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,460 ✭✭✭✭The_Kew_Tour


    Danny Dyer


  • #8
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 17,378 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I dunno....


  • #9
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    adrian280582 wrote: »
    Danny Dyer

    Eh? He's no way a girlie man.


  • #10
    Hasmunch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 936 ✭✭✭Hasmunch


    Women




    *Yes women are basically a different species


  • #11
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    I don't think fish really consider things like manliness, certainly not from another species perspective anyway.


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  • #12
    Mac Masters
    Closed Accounts Posts: 423 ✭✭Mac Masters


    The French!


  • #13
    aidan_walsh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,208 ✭✭✭✭aidan_walsh


    Could there be a less manly of species?
    Male Angler Fish.


  • #14
    recylingbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    Cristiano Ronaldo?


  • #15
    CrazySnakeLady
    Closed Accounts Posts: 67 ✭✭CrazySnakeLady


    It's actually quite the opposite, by carrying the eggs to birth he's insuring the protection and welfare of his offspring, if half the skangers in Dublin were that manily and took that type of care when it comes to their kids maybe there wouldn't be so many girls struggling on lone parents allowance so I submit that the least manly of species is any male who has to be brought to court and forced to support his child because obviously even seahorses are further evolved than them


  • #16
    Rabies
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,258 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    Kiwi_knock wrote: »
    Matt Damon

    Matt Damon


  • #17
    easyeason3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,104 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    Gavin Henson.

    Shaves his legs, wear fake tan & gels his hair. And that's just for the one match he gets to play annually.


  • #18
    Diabhal Beag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,238 ✭✭✭✭Diabhal Beag


    Everything about cats are gay. I'm sorry but the majority of cat lovers are crazzzzzy


  • #19
    df1985
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,432 ✭✭✭df1985


    flamingos

    they have pink feathers, they do a dance, and are a bit moody.

    women basically......


  • #20
    Hasmunch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 936 ✭✭✭Hasmunch


    Kiwi_knock wrote: »
    Matt Damon
    Rabies wrote: »
    Matt Damon

    Matt Damon


  • #21
    bronte
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    The seahorse is a fcuking legend.

    Male humans take note.

    Oh and Billy Bob Thornton

    (What's this name thing about?)


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  • #22
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,202 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    bronte wrote: »
    (What's this name thing about?)

    I dunno. Is Matt Damon a species?

    IBTJedward.


  • #23
    Karl Hungus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    aidan_walsh wrote: »
    Male Angler Fish.

    Sweet zombie jesus that's ****ed up! :eek:


  • #24
    WIZE
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,597 ✭✭✭WIZE


    Men with Pink Shirts / T Shirts


  • #25
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    WIZE wrote: »
    Men with Pink Shirts / T Shirts

    Men who project their supressed feeling of sexual uncertainty onto men who wear pink shirts are less manly.


  • #26
    WIZE
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,597 ✭✭✭WIZE


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    Men who project their supressed feeling of sexual uncertainty onto men who wear pink shirts are less manly.

    Nope they have the Ghey


  • #27
    Cuddlesworth
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,012 ✭✭✭✭Cuddlesworth


    Kiera wrote: »
    Eh? He's no way a girlie man.

    He is a slightly retarded wimp who spends his days acting out the image of a hard-man. A sneeze in his direction is enough to make him run.


  • #28
    hidinginthebush
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,679 ✭✭✭hidinginthebush


    I would have though unicorns were the gayest until I saw this http://www.pbfcomics.com/archive_b/PBF103-Nice_Shirt.gif


  • #29
    Pace2008
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,587 ✭✭✭Pace2008


    Pherekydes wrote: »

    IBTJedward.
    Typical Irish begrudgery.


  • #30
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,202 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    Pace2008 wrote: »
    Typical Irish begrudgery.

    No. In before someone else mentions them.


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  • #31
    Pace2008
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,587 ✭✭✭Pace2008


    Keep with the times, man. They're now above criticism and anyone who thinks they're **** is a jealous begrudger.


  • #32
    thirtythirty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,178 ✭✭✭thirtythirty


    Have you seen them fight!?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlsssdjbk1s


  • #33
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,202 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    Pace2008 wrote: »
    Keep with the times, man. They're now above criticism and anyone who thinks they're **** is a jealous begrudger.

    Yeah, yeah, we get it.

    Criticism is one thing; incitement to hatred and or violence is another.


  • #34
    SugarHigh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,265 ✭✭✭SugarHigh


    Kiera wrote: »
    Eh? He's no way a girlie man.
    You fell for his hard man act then?


  • #35
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    CrazySnakeLady wrote: »
    It's actually quite the opposite, by carrying the eggs to birth he's insuring the protection and welfare of his offspring, if half the skangers in Dublin were that manily and took that type of care when it comes to their kids maybe there wouldn't be so many girls struggling on lone parents allowance so I submit that the least manly of species is any male who has to be brought to court and forced to support his child because obviously even seahorses are further evolved than them

    Thread''s just got a brutal dose of reality, lads.

    Time to move on in search of laughs.


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