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Drunk trader buys 7 million barrels of oil by accident

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  • #2
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    I've already used the well oiled joke for this one.


  • #3
    Yakult
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 7,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭Yakult


    BAN ALCOHOL!


  • #4
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Does he have to collect it from the leaking oil well?:D


  • #5
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    I'd say he's fuming !!


  • #6
    jimmycrackcorm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,378 ✭✭✭✭jimmycrackcorm


    I too have been thirsty after a nights drinkfest


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  • #7
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,231 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    R_H_C_P wrote: »
    BAN ALCOHOL!

    You're a barrel of laughs, aren't you?


  • #8
    Cookie_Monster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,537 ✭✭✭✭Cookie_Monster


    that happened last year. The story this ear is the outcome of the court case
    It was 7.45am on June 30 last year when the senior,

    30 June 09


  • #9
    christ on a bike!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 476 ✭✭christ on a bike!


    Cookie_Monster wrote: »
    that happened last year. The story this ear is the outcome of the court case



    30 June 09


    A crude result


  • #10
    partyatmygaff
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,992 ✭✭✭✭partyatmygaff


    christ on a bike! wrote: »
    A crude result
    What a well refined pun.


  • #11
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    "Perkins' drunkenness does not excuse his market abuse," the FSA said.
    At least it doesnt excuse you from ****ing market abuse, cos we've all seen people walk away from trying to murder people because they have drinking problems.

    :mad:


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  • #12
    DerekDGoldfish
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,122 ✭✭✭DerekDGoldfish


    his boss will have him over a barrell


  • #13
    christ on a bike!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 476 ✭✭christ on a bike!


    well well well


  • #14
    SoulTrader
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 850 ✭✭✭SoulTrader


    christ on a bike! wrote: »
    well well well
    ... oil be damned


  • #15
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    He had a drink problem ...he probably thought they were kegs! :pac:

    Silly boy! :pac:


  • #16
    Abrasax
    Closed Accounts Posts: 977 ✭✭✭Abrasax


    These puns are really scraping the barrel.


  • #17
    sdanseo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,244 ✭✭✭sdanseo


    This thread and your senses of humour are all full of holes.


  • #18
    Celly Smunt
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,464 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    must've been on the black stuff


  • #19
    christ on a bike!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 476 ✭✭christ on a bike!


    He must have thought he was so slick


  • #20
    Celly Smunt
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,464 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    christ on a bike! wrote: »
    He must have thought he was so slick
    heard he has a crisp and dry sense of humour


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