Will the real anti-Christ please step up

antomagoo

Ian Paisley reckons the Pope is the anti-Christ my money is on Sepp Blatter. Who do you reckon fits the bill?

Kiera

My Mam thinks i'm the anti-christ.

rednik

Sarah Palin.

IvySlayer

It's Elvis.

Jesus said: “Love thy neighbor.” (Matthew 22:39)
Elvis said: “Don't be cruel.” (RCA, 1956)

Jesus is the Lord's shepherd.
Elvis dated Cybill Shepherd.

Jesus was part of the Trinity.
Elvis' first band was a trio.


Jesus walked on water. (Matthew 14:25)
Elvis surfed. (Blue Hawaii, Paramount, 1965)


Jesus' entourage, the Apostles, had 12 members.
Elvis' entourage, the Memphis Mafia, had 12 members.


Jesus was resurrected.
Elvis had the famous 1968 “comeback” TV special.

Jesus said, “If any man thirst, let him come unto me, and drink.”(John 7:37)
Elvis said, “Drinks on me!” (Jailhouse Rock, MGM, 1957)


Jesus fasted for 40 days and nights.
Elvis had irregular eating habits. (e.g. 5 banana splits for breakfast)


Jesus is a Capricorn. (December 25)
Elvis is a Capricorn. (January 8)

Matthew was one of Jesus' many biographers. (The Gospel According to Matthew)
Neil Matthews was one of Elvis' many biographers. (Elvis: A Golden Tribute)


“[Jesus'] countenance was like lightning, and his raiment white as snow.”(Matthew 28:3)
Elvis wore snow-white jumpsuits with lightening bolts.


Jesus lived in state of grace in a Near Eastern land.
Elvis lived in Graceland in a nearly eastern state.


Mary, an important woman in Jesus' life, had an Immaculate Conception.
Priscilla, an important woman in Elvis' life, went to Immaculate Conception High School.


Jesus was first and foremost the Son of God.
Elvis first recorded with Sun Studios, which today are still considered to be his foremost recordings.


Jesus was the lamb of God.
Elvis had mutton chop sideburns.


Jesus' Father is everywhere.
Elvis' father was a drifter, and moved around quite a bit.


Jesus was a carpenter.
Elvis' favorite high school class was wood shop.


Jesus wore a crown of thorns.
Elvis wore Royal Crown hair styler.


Jesus H. Christ has 12 letters.
Elvis Presley has 12 letters.


No one knows what the “H” in “Jesus H. Christ” stood for.
No one was really sure if Elvis' middle name was “Aron” or “Aaron”.


Jesus said: “Man shall not live by bread alone."
Elvis liked his sandwiches with peanut butter and bananas.



:pac:

antomagoo

Would that not mean Elvis was the second coming of Jesus then?

IvySlayer

antomagoo wrote: »

Would that not mean Elvis was the second coming of Jesus then?

wiki wrote:

The term or title antichrist, according to some Christian's interpretation of various biblical eschatological passages, refers to an "end time" leader who fulfills Biblical prophecies concerning an adversary of Christ, while resembling him in a deceptive manner

:eek:

antomagoo

Ah its daft the way some Christians interpret various biblical eschatological passages

mr j tayto

Michael O'Leary,without doubt. Overcharging cnut.;)

galwayrush

There's 2 , just to fool people, Jedward.

Redzer7

Dustin.

old_aussie

Louis Farrakhan

mr j tayto

Elvis aint dead,coz i heard him on the radio:D:D

smcgiff

IvySlayer wrote: »

It's Elvis.

Jesus said: “Love thy neighbor.” (Matthew 22:39)
Elvis said: “Don't be cruel.” (RCA, 1956)

Jesus is the Lord's shepherd.
Elvis dated Cybill Shepherd.

Jesus was part of the Trinity.
Elvis' first band was a trio.


Jesus walked on water. (Matthew 14:25)
Elvis surfed. (Blue Hawaii, Paramount, 1965)


Jesus' entourage, the Apostles, had 12 members.
Elvis' entourage, the Memphis Mafia, had 12 members.


Jesus was resurrected.
Elvis had the famous 1968 “comeback” TV special.

Jesus said, “If any man thirst, let him come unto me, and drink.”(John 7:37)
Elvis said, “Drinks on me!” (Jailhouse Rock, MGM, 1957)


Jesus fasted for 40 days and nights.
Elvis had irregular eating habits. (e.g. 5 banana splits for breakfast)


Jesus is a Capricorn. (December 25)
Elvis is a Capricorn. (January 8)

Matthew was one of Jesus' many biographers. (The Gospel According to Matthew)
Neil Matthews was one of Elvis' many biographers. (Elvis: A Golden Tribute)


“[Jesus'] countenance was like lightning, and his raiment white as snow.”(Matthew 28:3)
Elvis wore snow-white jumpsuits with lightening bolts.


Jesus lived in state of grace in a Near Eastern land.
Elvis lived in Graceland in a nearly eastern state.


Mary, an important woman in Jesus' life, had an Immaculate Conception.
Priscilla, an important woman in Elvis' life, went to Immaculate Conception High School.


Jesus was first and foremost the Son of God.
Elvis first recorded with Sun Studios, which today are still considered to be his foremost recordings.


Jesus was the lamb of God.
Elvis had mutton chop sideburns.


Jesus' Father is everywhere.
Elvis' father was a drifter, and moved around quite a bit.


Jesus was a carpenter.
Elvis' favorite high school class was wood shop.


Jesus wore a crown of thorns.
Elvis wore Royal Crown hair styler.


Jesus H. Christ has 12 letters.
Elvis Presley has 12 letters.


No one knows what the “H” in “Jesus H. Christ” stood for.
No one was really sure if Elvis' middle name was “Aron” or “Aaron”.


Jesus said: “Man shall not live by bread alone."
Elvis liked his sandwiches with peanut butter and bananas.



:pac:

It's almost like he's the Devil in Disguise

Mike 1972

antomagoo wrote: »

Would that not mean Elvis was the second coming of Jesus then?

There are people who think he is (was ?)

They call themselves Presleyterians

Pompey Magnus

The anti Christ was Nero but Christians don't understand their own literature so they think the book of Revelations is refering to some future figure when it was actually about someone living almost 2,000 years ago.

orourkeda

antomagoo wrote: »

Would that not mean Elvis was the second coming of Jesus then?

Absolutely not.

orourkeda

Robbie Williams is the Devil

themadchef

Nah, the real anti Christ will be a woman.

We got all the real powahhh!

Mu hahahaha

Sea Sharp

It's the OP.
That's a very cunning plan to throw people off the scent.

The power of christ compels you!
The power of christ compels you!

PeterIanStaker

As I've said before, the problem isn't Jesus - it's his various fan clubs!

brummytom

The lad from Crystal Swing is obviously the work of the devil

bleg

Pope sounds about right.

The Devil.

Ah lads, ya's are waaaay off.

Dennis the Stone

Christopher Moltisanti from the Sopranos:

Anti-Christ Hostile Romp
Anti-Christ Heroism Plot
Anti-Christ Triples Homo
Anti-Christ Holiest Romp

What do these remarkable signs tell us?
They tell us quite a bit. OR DO THEY?
He may be a fictional character, but then again, he may not be

Superbus

IvySlayer wrote: »

It's Elvis.

Jesus said: “Love thy neighbor.” (Matthew 22:39)
Elvis said: “Don't be cruel.” (RCA, 1956)

Jesus is the Lord's shepherd.
Elvis dated Cybill Shepherd.

Jesus was part of the Trinity.
Elvis' first band was a trio.


Jesus walked on water. (Matthew 14:25)
Elvis surfed. (Blue Hawaii, Paramount, 1965)


Jesus' entourage, the Apostles, had 12 members.
Elvis' entourage, the Memphis Mafia, had 12 members.


Jesus was resurrected.
Elvis had the famous 1968 “comeback” TV special.

Jesus said, “If any man thirst, let him come unto me, and drink.”(John 7:37)
Elvis said, “Drinks on me!” (Jailhouse Rock, MGM, 1957)


Jesus fasted for 40 days and nights.
Elvis had irregular eating habits. (e.g. 5 banana splits for breakfast)


Jesus is a Capricorn. (December 25)
Elvis is a Capricorn. (January 8)

Matthew was one of Jesus' many biographers. (The Gospel According to Matthew)
Neil Matthews was one of Elvis' many biographers. (Elvis: A Golden Tribute)


“[Jesus'] countenance was like lightning, and his raiment white as snow.”(Matthew 28:3)
Elvis wore snow-white jumpsuits with lightening bolts.


Jesus lived in state of grace in a Near Eastern land.
Elvis lived in Graceland in a nearly eastern state.


Mary, an important woman in Jesus' life, had an Immaculate Conception.
Priscilla, an important woman in Elvis' life, went to Immaculate Conception High School.


Jesus was first and foremost the Son of God.
Elvis first recorded with Sun Studios, which today are still considered to be his foremost recordings.


Jesus was the lamb of God.
Elvis had mutton chop sideburns.


Jesus' Father is everywhere.
Elvis' father was a drifter, and moved around quite a bit.


Jesus was a carpenter.
Elvis' favorite high school class was wood shop.


Jesus wore a crown of thorns.
Elvis wore Royal Crown hair styler.


Jesus H. Christ has 12 letters.
Elvis Presley has 12 letters.


No one knows what the “H” in “Jesus H. Christ” stood for.
No one was really sure if Elvis' middle name was “Aron” or “Aaron”.


Jesus said: “Man shall not live by bread alone."
Elvis liked his sandwiches with peanut butter and bananas.



:pac:

All of those are irrelevant.



The true proof is that he moved his hips Satanly.

Biggins

Kiera wrote: »

My Mam thinks i'm the anti-christ.

Did nobody tell you your ma is always right?

El Siglo

That's fuckin' blasphemy. Elvis wasn't a Cajun.

Zigmund

antomagoo wrote: »

Ian Paisley reckons the Pope is the anti-Christ my money is on Sepp Blatter.

Which is better?
There's only one way to settle this: FIGHT!!!!

Pherekydes

antomagoo wrote: »

Ian Paisley reckons the Pope is the anti-Christ my money is on Sepp Blatter. Who do you reckon fits the bill?

That's silly. The anti-christ will be clever and cunning. Blatter is a simpleton.

Gunsfortoys

Thierry Henry

Biggins

It was Bill Gates but he resigned and Steve Jobs has now taken over the position!

greenmachine88

shirley temple bar

Prof.Badass

Wait.... didn't Ian Paisley already denounce pope John Paul II as the antichrist?

And now Benedict?



Are there multiple antichrists going around? Or does the antichrist have the ability to take over other peoples bodies?

If the devil has loads of sons, but god could only produce one, does that not prove that the devil is more powerful than god?

If it's option two and the antichrist can infect people's minds and become immortal then he sounds way cooler and more awesome than boring jesus who died at 33.

Seloth

themadchef wrote: »

Nah, the real anti Christ will be a woman.

We got all the real powahhh!

Mu hahahaha

Whoah guys a woman on boards...right eveyone tuck in those bellys and act cool! :P (waits for sexism warning)

I think its my cat...it just looks at me like its going to someday break my neck with its tiny paws of doom.

Yakult

No such thing. Religion is null.

jordan..

OBAMA

enniscorthy

Kiera wrote: »

My Mam thinks i'm the anti-christ.

SO DO I

ejmaztec

Zigmund wrote: »

Which is better?
There's only one way to settle this: FIGHT!!!!

We're not afreud of you, Zigmund.

IvySlayer

smcgiff wrote: »

It's almost like he's the Devil in Disguise

Superbus wrote: »

All of those are irrelevant.



The true proof is that he moved his hips Satanly.

Get out.

Wade in the Sea

My ex wife. du du du dum. *slaps knee and stamps foot*

Thank you very much ladies and gentlemen, i'm here all week. Do try the Veal!

antomagoo

Pherekydes wrote: »

That's silly. The anti-christ will be clever and cunning. Blatter is a simpleton.

Its in being a simpleton that Blatter is showing his cleverness & cunning