Toilet etiquette!

phill106

I was in the toilet the other day. 2 cubicles. Upon entering, noted the first had no loo roll, so hopped into second.
Did not want to be caught out, so i ALWAYS check!
By the way, in case it was not immediate obvious by the fact that there was 2 cubicles, this is an office environment, with locked paper dispensers, So i couldn't fill it myself.

Anyway halfway through the deed, i hear footsteps, and the other cubicle door closes. The one with no paper.
Oh no! Poor chap! What do i do? Call out from my throne that there is no paper? What if he was just peeing? Would he feel awkward? Would this awkwardness affect his toilet time?
Or should i send a few sheets under the cubicle door? But what if my kind offer was waved away? Or worse , if he grabbed my hand in some form of poo induced terror, much like a woman giving birth?!


At the end, i felt i only had one option! I finished up, washed hands LOUDLY, closed outer door LOUDLY, leaving him to do the pants around ankles waddle in private.

Was I right? Was i wrong? What would you have done? Was it you!

Dammit i forgot the " Do nothing, get the hell outta there" option of poll!

mikom

In before the flush......

thebigbiffo

i hate the sound of someone in the cubicle beside me sh'itting and i hate the idea of someone else hearing me sh'itting. i normally sit there with my fingers in my ears...seriously.

Rylan

Aw what a bummer.

admiralofthefleet

what would jesus do

Abrasax

Not wanting to identify yourself, you should have taken a sheet of roll, took out your pen and sent him a note, lest he knew your voice.

Dennis the Stone

You were right not to say anything. The same thing happened to me once. Your man became quite aggressive when I offered to help him wipe his arse.

easyeason3

Fold over the tissue you used & offer him the clean side.
Reduce.
Reuse.
Recycle.

phill106

Abrasax wrote: »

Not wanting to identify yourself, you should have taken a sheet of roll, took out your pen and sent him a note, lest he knew your voice.

I rarely carry a pen or pencil into the toilet. I am neither an accountant nor constipated, so would have no need to work it out with said pen(cil).

PeterIanStaker

pass some loo paper with some peanut butter smeared on it under his door, then ask "sorry could you pass that back here?"

phill106

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

what would jesus do

Turn the poop to pudding?

Unique User Name

I'd have removed the toiletpaper from the other toilet too

admiralofthefleet

mikom wrote: »

In before the flut......

fyp

phill106

Unique User Name wrote: »

I'd have removed the toiletpaper from the other toilet too

Dam thats good..... Could turn off water too!

Captain Darling

You shout out 'who does number two work for????'

admiralofthefleet

Captain Darling wrote: »

You shout out 'who does number two work for????'

thats it, you show that turd whos boss

Abrasax

phill106 wrote: »

I rarely carry a pen or pencil into the toilet. I am neither an accountant nor constipated, so would have no need to work it out with said pen(cil).

I thought all you office peeps carried writing utensils around with you at all times.
Another of my brash generalisations.
Apologies.

Zombienosh

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

what would mcguyver do

fyp

PeterIanStaker

Did you hear about the constipated accountant?


He worked it out with a pencil

Captain Darling

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

thats it, you show that turd whos boss

Jesus Christ Boy, what did you eat?

phill106

PeterIanStaker wrote: »

pass some loo paper with some peanut butter smeared on it under his door, then ask "sorry could you pass that back here?"

I was fresh out of peanut butter. In fact, I had no food products whatsoever on me. I was certainly unprepared for any form of famine related crisis starting while i was in the toilet.

MarkR

I would have calmly finished. Wiped. Washed hands. Then shoved a wad full of wet toilet paper in with the dry ones, while laughing.

matchthis

Diy bidet

Captain Darling

I cant believe that i actually voted in that poll....

phill106

Captain Darling wrote: »

I cant believe that i actually voted in that poll....

I can't believe you did not check to see if there was toilet paper :P

PeterIanStaker

It's alright everyone, panic over. I found the hole roll


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ICE HOUSE

Should have started whistling a george michael song

phill106

ICE HOUSE wrote: »

Should have started whistling a george michael song

Perhaps i could have sang it really low, and quietly....

Careless whisper?

**Timbuk2**

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