Using the handicapped jacks.

SugarHigh

I like to use the handicapped jacks because since they are used less they are usually cleaner and I enjoy the space.

Some people really seem to have a problem with this but it's not like it stops disabled people from using them it just means they have to wait for 1 person.

Do you enjoy the space and convenient hand rails of the disabled jacks?

My name is URL

What has any of that got to do with Peru?

cherryghost

SugarHigh wrote: »

I like to use the handicapped jacks because since they are used less they are usually cleaner and I enjoy the space.

Some people really seem to have a problem with this but it's not like it stops disabled people from using them it just means they have to wait for 1 person.

Do you enjoy the space and convenient hand rails of the disabled jacks?

No, I feel guilty about it. The last time I used it, I walked out the door to find a man in a wheelchair waiting to go in. Maaaaan was I red in the face. Never again.

Bob the Seducer

Walk with a limp as you come out and nobody will say anything to you again!

stovelid

My name is URL wrote: »

What has any of that got to do with Peru?

Doing coke in the wheelchair jacks.

Zipp101

OP, it sounds like you have a legitimate reason to use them.

SugarHigh

My name is URL wrote: »

What has any of that got to do with Peru?

lmao I have no idea how that got in there

SugarHigh

Zipp101 wrote: »

OP, it sounds like you have a legitimate reason to use them.

SugarHigh

cherryghost wrote: »

No, I feel guilty about it. The last time I used it, I walked out the door to find a man in a wheelchair waiting to go in. Maaaaan was I red in the face. Never again.

Why it's not like it was any major inconvenience unless he also had some digestive disability that makes him **** himself but in that case he would have a bag.

karlog

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01sHrDku2rE

Flojo

Love that episode.. never laughed so hard!!

I'd use them only if I didn't spot any disabled people in the area and I really needed to! Plus there's more room for activities.

the whole year inn

Dont you mean the handy toilets?

easyeason3

I use them if I really have to, if the rest of the cubicles are full & the jig I'm doing on the spot isn't working.

But I hate, HATE, people who use disabled parking spaces.

There's a difference making a thirty second piss in a disabled toilet to parking in a disabled parking space just to be closer to the door.

Disabled toilet = necessity at times
Disabled parking space = a lazy cnut with full use of their legs.

tolosenc

They're handicap-adapted toilets, not handicap only, in my mind.

pebbles21

Used them once and there was an angry looking man in a wheelchair waiting outside when i walked out ......i said "I-I-I ha ha ha have a stut stut stutter!!"and kept walking







*and yes i nicked it from curb

.SONIC.

yeah i use them, theyre the cleanest jacks in school and seeing as noone is disabled i like to use it as my personal toilets! theyre awesome

Wade in the Sea

Handicap Jacks. Lost 50 quid on that nag in the 3.30!

El_Dangeroso

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgedBRXw7fY

FlutterinBantam

I am partial to using the cripple shítters from time to time.

Plenty of room, good solid 'throne' and bars to brace against.

Was in McDonalds in the Stillorgan SC recently,and there was a 'gusher' on the clutch.

Spotted the CS on the bottom floor, and hung off the bars, hovering,then hosed out a spread loose chunky midden all over the pot and seat.

There was extensive spread, and a reeking smell like fresh offal.

Had to do a hurried arse clean and left just in time to see a young lady in a wheelchair being wheeled towards the facility.

Sorry 'bout that missus:o

SugarHigh

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

I am partial to using the cripple shítters from time to time.

Plenty of room, good solid 'throne' and bars to brace against.

Was in McDonalds in the Stillorgan SC recently,and there was a 'gusher' on the clutch.

Spotted the CS on the bottom floor, and hung off the bars, hovering,then hosed out a spread loose chunky midden all over the pot and seat.

There was extensive spread, and a reeking smell like fresh offal.

Had to do a hurried arse clean and left just in time to see a young lady in a wheelchair being wheeled towards the facility.

Sorry 'bout that missus:o

You finally get to post on topic:D

Flojo

I couldn't have thought of a worse time to have put a chocolate biscuit in my mouth....

ibarelycare

I've used the handicapped toilets to have naps in when I'm hungover in work.

Micky Dolenz

SugarHigh wrote: »

lmao I have no idea how that got in there

Thats just brilliant, Please let me change it back :P

CrazyRabbit

Bob the Seducer wrote: »

Walk with a limp as you come out and nobody will say anything to you again!

OK, I'll admit that I have actually done that before.

Wolf Club

I don't see the problem with it if it's an emergency/more convenient. If there were a long queue of disabled people waiting on the handy jacks i probably couldn't skip them but otherwise it's sound.

bertie4evr

Whats all this about Peru? I feel left out.

Oh_Noes

There really is nothing more luxurious than holding onto a rail while making a poopy, not to mention knocking the dangly piece of string back and forth in a playful way.

SugarHigh

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

Thats just brilliant, Please let me change it back :P

I kind of like that fact that anyone who reads this thread will think myNameIsURL is the weirdo and not me.:D

SugarHigh

Wolf Club wrote: »

I don't see the problem with it if it's an emergency/more convenient. If there were a long queue of disabled people waiting on the handy jacks i probably couldn't skip them but otherwise it's sound.

Just put a stick in their spokes.

Greyfox

Only in real emergencies when out but use them in work quite often as they very rarely get used and:

1. When I cycle into work I do be sweating and it's almost like having my own changing room

2. On the days I'm going over to the girlfriends after work I usually shave in their as I don't have time in the morning and she hates facial hair

I might feel bad if I was caught but it hasn't happened yet!

Elevator

everything you said in the op appeals to me about the disabled jacks

I go out of my way to releive myself in them all the time and no I wouldn't park in their space

disabled toilet ftw!!

Elevator

the main attraction to them for me is the fact that they are usually vacant when ya need to go so don't see the problem

PK2008

I used the handicapped changin room in a clothes shop once by accident- when I realised my mistake I tried on the jumper as quick as I could in order to get out fast...

In my haste I put it on backwards...... and inside out!!!

Looking in the mirror I didnt feel so guilty then.

ScumLord

I'll never do it again, the last time I used them I was on acid I was in there for a while and thought I was on a game show. When I opened the door I thought I'd won the man in the wheelchair.

Flojo

ScumLord wrote: »

I'll never do it again, the last time I used them I was on acid I was in there for a while and thought I was on a game show. When I opened the door I thought I'd won the man in the wheelchair.

OMFG lucozade all over my screen.. you git!!

Superbus

I was waiting outside one with my sister (genuine wheelchairer) and when the perfectly able bodied previous occupant emerged, the amount of silent judging I was able to gorge myself on really brightened my day no end.

jackiebaron

The handicapped toilets are ideal for sleeping in during the day. It's practically impossible to nod off when you're sitting on the bowl and then just as you get that "jerk" as you're about to snooze, some arsehole comes in, banging around, coughing, washing himself, etc.
The handicapped jacks, by comparison, is an oasis. Just wait for the permanently grinning Nigerian girl to clean it at about 11:00am, then you're sorted. It's always on the ground floor and usually on a side of the building away from the pestilence stricken multitudes.
You can bring your favourite herbal pillow and lie down on the pristine tiles, shut the light off, have your mobile send the odd moronic email to all in your group automatically and then sleep for at least two hours. It helps if there's no TRUE cripples in the office.
The hours 11-1:30 are best for sleeping. Every dope in the building has already done their best to avoid being detected with a hangover and are now busy seeing what's on the menu.

Gimme a wakeup call tomorrow at say, 13:00, guys.