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Boards.ie Commando Mantra

  • 01-07-2010 2:37am
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 240 ✭✭


    No one escapes, boards.ie, There are no martyrs here.

    All the confessions made here are true.
    We do not destroy the heretic because he resists us.

    As long as he resists us, we never destroy him.
    We make him one of ourselves before we kill him.
    We make his brain perfect before we blow it out.

    And then...

    When there is nothing left but sorrow and love of the administrators
    We shall lift you clean out of history.
    We shall turn you into gas and pour you into the stratosphere.

    Nothing will remain of you.
    Not a name in a register.
    Not a memory in a living brain.

    You will be annihilated in the past, as well as in the future.


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,092 ✭✭✭Le King


    Wha cho talking about homie?

    Ahh I see, must be midnight mental mid-band madness time at the mental home.


    Hello and welcome to society.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    What he said....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 284 ✭✭Cinful


    Slips on camo outfit. READY!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Someone has been busy ready George Orwell's "1984", then re-regged just to post a quote from it.

    Must be fairly f*cking bored to do that.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 240 ✭✭pablo_escobar


    Must be fairly f*cking bored to do that.

    Your lifestyle must be "exceedingly good" to respond.
    Mr.Kipling would be proud of your analysis.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Someone has been busy ready George Orwell's "1984", then re-regged just to post a quote from it.

    Must be fairly f*cking bored to do that.
    Your lifestyle must be "exceedingly good" to respond.
    Mr.Kipling would be proud of your analysis.

    Ohh! BUURNNNNN :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Your lifestyle must be "exceedingly good" to respond.
    Mr.Kipling would be proud of your analysis.

    Yes, it is exceedingly good, as it allows me do work or not as the mood takes me. Thanks for asking.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 240 ✭✭pablo_escobar


    Yes, it is exceedingly good, as it allows me do work or not as the mood takes me. Thanks for asking.

    Good boy.

    You will only get 2 gold star stickers if you're well dressed.
    It you're good slave but i don't like how you dress, i might consider silver star..but only 1.

    bad dressware is unacceptable in irish society..if your home has glass, i'll give you half a silver star.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    Bored now, when do we get to kill people like in that movie that's based on us?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 240 ✭✭pablo_escobar


    this is chess, not checkers..you're making it too easy.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    the problem with chess is that the pieces are to heterogeneous, it limits your choices to much, a game like checkers, or even Go allows much more freedom and can usually be more interesting, now lets kill us some folks.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 240 ✭✭pablo_escobar


    tba wrote:
    Bored now, when do we get to kill people like in that movie that's based on us?

    i'll bet you're a big ray darcy fan.
    set your alarm clock every morning.

    then you wander into work and do a bad job for the day.
    excuse yourself on "couldn't sleep last night"

    either that or your lying at home waiting for your lotto numbers to appear.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 240 ✭✭pablo_escobar


    the problem with chess is that the pieces are to heterogeneous, it limits your choices to much, a game like checkers, or even Go allows much more freedom and can usually be more interesting, now lets kill us some folks.

    The "problem" with chess is you can't play it.

    "now lets kill us some folks"

    right...how many people have you killed?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 553 ✭✭✭NoHornJan


    ?Como estas senor Escobar?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    i'll bet you're a big ray darcy fan.
    set your alarm clock every morning.

    then you wander into work and do a bad job for the day.
    excuse yourself on "couldn't sleep last night"

    either that or your lying at home waiting for your lotto numbers to appear.

    How's college and living with your Mam going Pablo?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    No one escapes, boards.ie, There are no martyrs here.

    All the confessions made here are true.
    We do not destroy the heretic because he resists us.

    As long as he resists us, we never destroy him.
    We make him one of ourselves before we kill him.
    We make his brain perfect before we blow it out.

    And then...

    When there is nothing left but sorrow and love of the administrators
    We shall lift you clean out of history.
    We shall turn you into gas and pour you into the stratosphere.

    Nothing will remain of you.
    Not a name in a register.
    Not a memory in a living brain.

    You will be annihilated in the past, as well as in the future.
    Just as soon as I get thru decoding that Russian spy message above, I will post a reply.
    I can't at the moment though as I'm on the run. The silly buggers let me out on bail and thought I would return. :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 977 ✭✭✭Abrasax


    Now all we have to do is put that to music and that's the Boards National Anthem sorted.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,228 ✭✭✭Chairman Meow


    I love reading your little piss ant posters trying to talk tough. They make me laugh. If Matrix was here, he'd laugh too.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    I love reading your little piss ant posters trying to talk tough. They make me laugh. If Matrix was here, he'd laugh too.

    Who the hell is Matrix?

    Actually now that we're on the subject - Who the hell are you?


    Nice username. ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,228 ✭✭✭Chairman Meow


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    Who the hell is Matrix?

    Actually now that we're on the subject - Who the hell are you?


    Nice username. ;)

    Your posters are nothing. Matrix and i could kill every one of em, in the blink of an eye, remember that.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 240 ✭✭pablo_escobar


    Your posters are nothing. Matrix and i could kill every one of em, in the blink of an eye, remember that.

    I think it is you that is afraid, you are afraid of Matrix.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    I prefer to wear knickers...


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Dudess wrote: »
    I prefer to wear knickers...
    I'd prefer if you wore none at all! :D;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,228 ✭✭✭Chairman Meow


    I think it is you that is afraid, you are afraid of Matrix.

    After Matrix returns for his daughter, he'll be coming for you. Now, the only thing between Matrix and you, is Me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    Hey Meow, remember when I said Id kill you last?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,228 ✭✭✭Chairman Meow


    tba wrote: »
    Hey Meow, remember when I said Id kill you last?

    Thats right Matrix, you did!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Seriously - what are ye sh*teing on about?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 977 ✭✭✭Abrasax


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    Seriously - what are ye sh*teing on about?

    It's a copy and paste from '1984' or something.
    He's making some sort of statement.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,625 ✭✭✭Sofaspud


    We're all sheep and slaves to "the man" obviously.

    What we all need to do is move into the woods away from CCTV cameras where the reptilian aliens from the NWO can't control our brains through the media and chemicals in products.

    We can all live off the fat of the land and the government won't be able to control our brains as they quite clearly are now. In fact, since this message is being posted in public and I haven't been killed yet, I must be working alongside them, so don't listen to a word I say!

    Oh dear, I've confused myself.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Mr.Kipling would be proud of your analysis.

    He's calling you a tart, Starbelgrade.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    stovelid wrote: »
    He's calling you a tart, Starbelgrade.

    I've been called worse.


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