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Sexual Deviant Loses Penis

Superbus · 2010-06-26 16:24:58

He probably had it coming... but still. *wince* http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/646575-woman-bites-lovers-penis-off-in-car-crash

26-06-2010 4:24pm

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According to reports in China Press and Sin Chew Daily, the 30-year-old woman was performing oral sex on her boss in a car in a Singapore park, when the car was struck by a reversing van.

The impact caused her to bite the man's penis off.

Just in case this wasn't already bad enough for those involved, the incident was observed by a private detective who had been sent by the woman's husband to catch them out.

He described how, shortly after parking, the car started to 'shake violently' - but then was hit by the van. He said that the woman screamed loudly, with her mouth covered in blood.

Helpfully, the investigator called an ambulance to take the man to hospital. His lover followed him there, with part of his penis.

The investigator said he's never seen an incident like it before.

He probably had it coming... but still.

*wince*

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/646575-woman-bites-lovers-penis-off-in-car-crash

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#2 26-06-2010 4:26pm

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She bit off more than she could chew.

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#3 26-06-2010 4:28pm

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"Deviant"? Jesus, you have much to learn, young OP.

EDIT - Just clicked on the link. The caption on the attached pic is class.

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#4 26-06-2010 4:29pm

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Superbus wrote: »

Sin Chew Daily

Too easy...

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#5 26-06-2010 4:32pm

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They were having an affair, hardly qualifies as sexual deviancy.

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#6 26-06-2010 4:34pm

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smellslikeshoes wrote: »

They were having an affair, hardly qualifies as sexual deviancy.

She bit off his penis.

Just saying.

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#7 26-06-2010 4:35pm

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she ate it....LIKE KOBAYOSHI!!!

rararararaghaghgharhaghaharahgahaghghghrarara!!!

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#8 26-06-2010 4:36pm

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Superbus wrote: »

She bit off his penis.

Just saying.

Um yes? Oral sex is hardly sexual deviancy. He was very unlucky but neither oral sex nor having an affair with your secretary qualifies as sexual deviance.

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#9 26-06-2010 4:36pm

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This is a real test of the old age question 'Do you swallow?:p'

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#10 26-06-2010 4:36pm

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Seems to me, Frank, she likes her men............

*Puts on shades*

Bite-sized!

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

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#11 26-06-2010 4:36pm

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normally when you scream [during a car crash for eg]
you open your mouth

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#12 26-06-2010 4:38pm

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Superbus wrote: »

She bit off his penis.

Just saying.

I pretty sure deviancy implies intent. It's a but pointless having a turnon you only enjoy by doing accidently.

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#13 26-06-2010 4:39pm

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I don't get why this is sexual deviancy, unless the crash was on purpose, blowjobs even in cars is a pretty boring run of the mill sexual activity.

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#14 26-06-2010 4:41pm

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Thaedydal wrote: »

blowjobs even in cars is a pretty boring run of the mill sexual activity.

Unless you are on your own, of course.

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#15 26-06-2010 4:42pm

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Had it coming? why? he was only getting a blowjob

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#16 26-06-2010 4:42pm

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Thaedydal wrote: »

I don't get why this is sexual deviancy, unless the crash was on purpose, blowjobs even in cars is a pretty boring run of the mill sexual activity.

SHe should know - she mods the group!

Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.

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#17 26-06-2010 4:56pm

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a blow job became a bite job

can the doctors stitch a mickey back and restore it to its former glory.

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#18 26-06-2010 5:32pm

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#19 26-06-2010 5:34pm

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Filling in the Insurance Claim should be a hoot

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#20 26-06-2010 5:34pm

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I love the photo in the article:

Metro wrote:

What a couple having an affair in a car might look like

P.S. Why was the guy a Sexual Deviant?

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#21 26-06-2010 5:37pm

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Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

EDIT - Just clicked on the link. The caption on the attached pic is class.

It is alright, unbelievable

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#22 26-06-2010 5:48pm

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She must have taken that whole zombie walk thing to heart.

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#23 26-06-2010 5:53pm

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dotsman wrote: »

I love the photo in the article:

P.S. Why was the guy a Sexual Deviant?

Oi! Hands off my posts, you!!:D
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=66607988&postcount=3

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#24 26-06-2010 5:59pm

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mikom wrote: »

Unless you are on your own, of course.

Now that would've been a headline

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#25 26-06-2010 6:01pm

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Well at least we know now whether she's a spit or swallow.

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#26 26-06-2010 6:31pm

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The girl screamed ecause she had blood in her mouth and a willy?

Why was the man not screaming?

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#27 26-06-2010 6:45pm

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dotsman wrote: »

P.S. Why was the guy a Sexual Deviant?

I think they have that wrong, I heard about this and he was sitting in a Toyota Deviant - I think they call it a Carolla over here

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#28 26-06-2010 6:50pm

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Thaedydal wrote: »

I don't get why this is sexual deviancy, unless the crash was on purpose, blowjobs even in cars is a pretty boring run of the mill sexual activity.

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#29 26-06-2010 9:04pm

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Just wanted to say that the thread title is misleading.

At no time did he actually lose his penis, it was just bitten off.

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#30 26-06-2010 11:06pm

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well he was kind of attached to it!

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#31 27-06-2010 12:09pm

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That story's a year old (look at the date). Speed up your internets for the latest news stories.

Points for the photo caption though ("What a couple having an affair in a car might look like"), it's far better than the stale story.

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#32 27-06-2010 3:41pm

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Mick Daly wrote: »

The girl screamed ecause she had blood in her mouth and a willy?

Why was the man not screaming?

It probably was the guy screaming - it just sounded like the girl

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#33 27-06-2010 3:45pm

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This is clearly an open / shut case!

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#34 27-06-2010 3:45pm

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Deviancy? I was expecting this to be about a paedo or something.

Epic fail OP.

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#35 27-06-2010 3:51pm

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Thaedydal wrote: »

I don't get why this is sexual deviancy, unless the crash was on purpose, blowjobs even in cars is a pretty boring run of the mill sexual activity.

I dunno if you add cocane on her back and 90 miles an hour inthe equasion it cn be pretty awesome

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#36 27-06-2010 11:20pm

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Ahh well its a story to tell the grandchildren........maybe not.

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