Childish Mean Things

ki

I've just being asked for a Lan Cable by my boss.

Instead of giving him the new one in a box, I opened it Tangled it up first.

I like being mean. ha ha ha ha!

The_Minister

Passive-aggressive much?

Dravokivich

I'll make note never to mess with you!

ki

I can hardly go and kick my boss in the Nuts, no matter how much I want to.
So this is my only way!

And you know it Dravokivich...

cson

ki wrote: »

I've just being asked for a Lan Cable by my boss.

Instead of giving him the new one in a box, I opened it Tangled it up first.

I like being mean. ha ha ha ha!

That's not being mean, that's being a gobshite.

KTRIC

I regularly key my colleagues cars just for shits and giggles

Pighead

Read this somewhere before. Thought it sounded awfully mean.

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late so we just went home instead.

ki

orourkeda wrote: »

I would have tangled it around your neck.

Now, that taking it too far and could be dangerous.

Donkey Oaty

ki wrote: »

I've just being asked for a Lan Cable by my boss.

Instead of giving him the new one in a box, I opened it Tangled it up first.

I like being mean. ha ha ha ha!

Comrade, when the revolution comes you can look us all in the eye and say that you have played your part in the glorious struggle to overthrow the ruling classes.

cson

Pighead wrote: »

Read this somewhere before. Thought it sounded awfully mean.

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late so we just went home instead.

If they'd managed to get to Disneyland a suitably mean thing to do would have been to pull the head off Mickey Mouse as they did that parade in front of all the kiddies.

Saibh

ki wrote: »

I've just being asked for a Lan Cable by my boss.

Instead of giving him the new one in a box, I opened it Tangled it up first.

I like being mean. ha ha ha ha!

Go and do some to work or else...


Signed

The boss

bonerm

Saibh wrote: »

Go and do some to work or else...


Signed

The boss

PS: How the fuk do I untangle this thing?

orourkeda

ki wrote: »

Now, that taking it too far and could be dangerous.

Possibly. A touch af auto erotic asphyxiation is one hell of a way to set tongues wagging though

ScumLord

ki wrote: »

I've just being asked for a Lan Cable by my boss.

Instead of giving him the new one in a box, I opened it Tangled it up first.

I like being mean. ha ha ha ha!

Your just handing your boss chances to be meaner to you. I'd have made you stand in front of me while you untangle it. Then you'd have had to write "My boss is better than me why am I so stupid" on the blackboard for as long as I can stand your presence.

minister poxbottle

I put a screwdriver through the radiator of my boss's van:o
childish or what

ki

minister poxbottle wrote: »

I put a screwdriver through the radiator of my boss's van:o
childish or what

A Little OTT but I accept you for being you

old_aussie

I always put my left outer ankle on my right knee when on the train to let muslims know I can do this in Australia, cause it's Australian to do so, and to let them know it's not their country or laws that apply in Australia.

irishconvert

old_aussie wrote: »

I always put my left outer ankle on my right knee when on the train to let muslims know I can do this in Australia, cause it's Australian to do so, and to let them know it's not their country or laws that apply in Australia.

*Pats old_aussie on back*

well done but I already told you that is not insulting to Muslims. You need to come up with something new :rolleyes:

DubMedic

irishconvert wrote: »

*Pats old_aussie on back*

well done but I already told you that is not insulting to Muslims. You need to come up with something new :rolleyes:

What is insulting, for example?.

irishconvert

DubMedic wrote: »

What is insulting, for example?.

I'm not going to give him any ideas

fulhamfanincork

I take number 2's in the female bathroom at work, really smelly ones.

Then I blame the receptionist, who is a bitch, and call her smelly.

mrblondecutsear

A few years ago when I was in secondary school I asked the guy in front of me could I borrow a pen. He looked at me as if I'd asked him for a lung and told me to **** off. For the rest of the class I got more and more angry wondering why he'd be such a c*nt for no reason. When everyone went out for lunch I got a bottle of water and poured the whole thing in his schoolbag. It was a bit of an over the top reaction but still.

brummytom

DubMedic wrote: »

What is insulting, for example?.

Drawing a cartoon of Mohammed?

Praetorian Saighdiuir

I did a pee into a guys mouthwash......ha, i told him a few years later.

I also did a pee into another guys Mi Wadi when he ordered me to fill up his water bottle.


They both deserved it...............they literally took the piss out of me. :P

Viper_JB

benwavner wrote: »

I did a pee into a guys mouthwash......ha, i told him a few years later.

I also did a pee into another guys Mi Wadi when he ordered me to fill up his water bottle.


They both deserved it...............they literally took the piss out of me. :P

Seems to be a pattern emerging here.

.SONIC.

i cleaned the toilet with someones toothbrush when i was in the gaeltacht (when i say clean i mean dip it in the water)

the pricelessness when he commented on the taste of his new toothpaste!! he was a d1ck anyway!!

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Viper_JB wrote: »

Seems to be a pattern emerging here.

Yep, twas my "trademark" years ago.

Well, the rule was. If you pee me off....il pee in your stuff..

..simples :P

Lando Griffin

bonerm wrote: »

PS: How the fuk do I untangle this thing?

Not to worry I have a detangler machine on order. Should be delivered next Thursday.

DubMedic

irishconvert wrote: »

I'm not going to give him any ideas

It was just a question, not an attempt to feed him/her.

PM if you wish.

oztots

I like to blunt peoples pencils when they're not around, then steal their topper/ parer/ sharpening device.

Or unplug somebodies mouse when they're doing something important. I like the look of despair on a face, it appeals to me.

inforfun

DubMedic wrote: »

What is insulting, for example?.

For some, being in the same city is enough to get pissed off.

alwaysadub

I hid my mates favourite jumper in work. I thought i'd given it back to him,but it was only when i was leaving a few weeks ago-2 or so years after hiding it,that i found it in the corner in tatters :eek:
He'd been looking for it for ages before giving up.

Pittens

Possibly. A touch af auto erotic asphyxiation is one hell of a way to set tongues wagging though

Well, let those tongues wag see what I care. And Facebook can go Fcuk itself too!!



EDIT:

Oh wait. This wasn't about me was it?

DazMarz

When I was beaten in a large poker game by a friend of mine, I had all my chips in neat stacks of ten chips and all nice and ordered. Before the dealer could take them and pass them to my friend in the neat stacks, I muddled the chips together in a big pile, leaving him to sort them back out again...:p

Speaking in a very, calm, infuriating and horrible voice when having an argument with someone. To the casual observer, it looks as if I'm being nice and calm (and most certainly NOT winding anyone up) and the other person is the headcase. The reality is most different...

Lando Griffin

I wanted to do a spot of gardening a few weeks ago and borrowed dads shovel, but he asked me could I drop it back that evening as he wanted to plant some cabbage. When I was gardening I was trying to shift a big boulder the bastarden handle snapped in half. Later that evening I dropped the shovel home and layd it gentley against the wall looking intact . After a cup of tea Dad went out and I followled and I hid behind bush, he lifted the shovel and flop the bottom half fell to the ground. " What the fu€&" he exclaimed flinging the other half away. " Lando im gonna effen slaughter you" he yelled temper raging. Well I just fell round the place laughing and came from behind the bush" just like the good old days Dad , just like the good old days"

up for anything

fulhamfanincork wrote: »

I take number 2's in the female bathroom

Is that with water or without, before or after meals?

convert

I had a housemate who constantly took my coffee, despite being asked not. So when she didn't stop I put bisto in my coffee. It wasn't until the bisto formed quite a significant proportion of the 'coffee' in the jar that the quantity of coffee in the jar ceased to diminish any further!

fulhamfanincork

up for anything wrote: »

Is that with water or without, before or after meals?

When ever my ass is about to erupt is when i drop trousers, doesn't matter what time.

Do you schedule your poos? If so you must have incredible bowl control.

InkSlinger67

Typical Friday night AH thread or wha'?

I once woke up a snoring mate at a party by pouring half a bottle of tobasco sauce down his throat. When he woke up the walls were splattered with said sauce and looked like a crime scene

I got my comeuppance the following week though when sleeping myself, two eyebrows were the casualties of war

Touché mon ami, Touché!

kylie123

Pighead wrote: »

Read this somewhere before. Thought it sounded awfully mean.

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late so we just went home instead.

OMG, thats soooo mean!!!!:):)

kylie123

Lando Griffin wrote: »

I wanted to do a spot of gardening a few weeks ago and borrowed dads shovel, but he asked me could I drop it back that evening as he wanted to plant some cabbage. When I was gardening I was trying to shift a big boulder the bastarden handle snapped in half. Later that evening I dropped the shovel home and layd it gentley against the wall looking intact . After a cup of tea Dad went out and I followled and I hid behind bush, he lifted the shovel and flop the bottom half fell to the ground. " What the fu€&" he exclaimed flinging the other half away. " Lando im gonna effen slaughter you" he yelled temper raging. Well I just fell round the place laughing and came from behind the bush" just like the good old days Dad , just like the good old days"

So, so, so funny.....

Chuchoter

The people I'm babysitting for are underpaying me. So I'm eating every nice thing in the house so there is none left for them:mad:

STBR

minister poxbottle wrote: »

I put a screwdriver through the radiator of my boss's van:o
childish or what

Very.

Were there no crowbars goin'?