Advice Tar has given you

RolandIRL

1. Never walk alone in a dark area
2. ALWAYS wipe front to back....and
3. NEVER EVERbelieve someone when they tell you that shaving your pubic hair will rid you of crab infestation

these 3 pieces of advice tar has given me have helped me through a lot of tough patches

dr.bollocko

Use less teeth.

Sarky

Use more teeth.

dr.bollocko

I thought him that.

sNarah

Perfected usage of tongue in activating certain body functionalities.

Fago!

dr.bollocko wrote: »

I thought him that.

It's "tought" you illiterate punk!

dr.bollocko

Fago! wrote: »

It's "tought" you illiterate punk!

Oh.
That's bad.
And you've quoted it now so I can't re-edit it.

Damn.
Pwnd.

Except the correction you were looking for was "taught".

:P

Fago!

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Oh.
That's bad.
And you've quoted it now so I can't re-edit it.

Damn.
Pwnd.

Except the correction you were looking for was "taught".

:P

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Damn, I hate when I try to correct someone and get it wrong. DAMN DAMN DAMN!!!!

I HATE YOU DOCTOR BOLLOCKS HEAD!!! :pac:

entropi

Tar's advice to me:

Get laid while ye can, sure why not

Karl Hungus

If you ever travel back in time, don't step on anything because even the tiniest change can alter the future in ways you can't imagine.

Abi

Tar told me that I should never lock the door. It's much more exciting when you hear those footsteps on the stairs...

sxt

If you ever find yourself in difficult sticky situation, always ask yourself " What would Avril do.."

BBDBB

Im trying to follow Tars advice

and with a bit of practice, dedication, specialist stretching exercises Im hoping to break into show biz as the only man who can actually go feck himself:D

Tar.Aldarion

haha! lots of laughing from this thread and partial arousing >_>

and even a great flame by doctor B. It has everything! maybe not bewbs but hey...



waits :mad:


well I once told myself I wasn't drunk, bouncers still didn't let me in

Standard Toaster

• Vegetarians coming to dinner? Simply serve them a nice bit of steak or veal. Since they're always going on about how tofu, Quorn, meat substitute etc 'tastes exactly like the real thing', they won't know the difference.

• Invited by vegetarians for dinner? Point out that since you'd no doubt be made aware of their special dietary requirements, tell them about yours, and ask for a nice steak.

• Don't buy expensive 'ribbed' condoms, just buy an ordinary one and slip a handful of frozen peas inside it before you put it on.

He's a fountain of knowledge that lad.

funky penguin

Tar has given me much advice over the years, most of it in my anus.

Tar.Aldarion

im going to rape you toaster, and not in the way people like


I am sorry funkster....but that was my spunkster :eek:

RolandIRL

If you can't lift her, don't shift her.

thank you tar for saving me from back problems :P

Tar.Aldarion

+'t

Star Lord

Tar taught me to never trust a whitey.

randylonghorn

sxt wrote: »

If you ever find yourself in difficult sticky situation, always ask yourself " What would Avril do.."

"If you ever find yourself in a difficult sticky situation, you know I've been round while you were asleep", more like! >.<

funky penguin wrote: »

Tar has given me much advice over the years, most of it in my anus.

You're missing the initial "b" there, funky.

sNarah

sex. She says that a lot of sex is good for you.

Sarky

She always told me it was good for her.

sNarah

Oh yeah - maybe that's what it was. Is that why the handcuffs are there for??

BBDBB

she advised me not to resist as I was only making it worse for myself

Sarky

Worse... Or BETTER?

BBDBB

she was smiling when she said it

does that help?

Sarky

It helped me, anyway.

funky penguin

Honey trap, with sweet sweet nectar.

Tar.Aldarion

It acts as a good moisturizer for your skin you know. Tightens

Cinful

Tar advice? Better include 6-pack! And muchies.

Star Lord

Tar taught me to always clench, for you never know who may be looking.

Or trying to force their way in.

sNarah

Usually just showing boobies works in getting in....

Star Lord

Not into my bottom it doesn't!!!

If you're name's not on the list, you're not getting in.

There's only one name on the list:

Tar.

And it's surrounded by stars and hearts.

sNarah

Youre just Frigid, just like bridget...

funky penguin

sNarah wrote: »

Usually just showing boobies works in getting in....

I tried this with my penis once.


Wait, what?