Thursday Jokes

MonkieSocks

A man walks into a bar and orders a drink.

As the man is sucking down the drink he looks over and notices a dog licking his nuts.

The man thought nothing of it and orders another drink.

Time goes by and the man notices the dog still licking his balls.

So the man looks at the bartender and says,

"Man, I wish I could do that” so the bartender looks at the man and says,








"Go ahead, he doesn't bite!"

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A Police officer asked a stupid criminal why he requested a body cavity search when he was arrested!



The criminal replied, "Cause that way I can't be fingered in a line up!

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A Jamaican fireman came home from work one day and said to his wife
"Ya know something womon, we have a wonderful new system at de Fire Station...

Bell 1 rings, we put on our jackets.

Bell 2 rings, we slide down de pole.

Bell 3 rings, we jump on de engine and we are ready to go.

So from now on woman, when I say.......

'Bell one', I want you to strip naked.

When I say... 'Bell two', jump on de bed.

When I say ' Bell three', we are gonna make love all thru de night girl."

The next night he came home and shouted:

"Bell One!” and his wife stripped naked.

"Bell Two!” and she jumped on the bed.

"Bell Three!” and they started to make love.

After a few minutes, the wife yelled out "Bell Four!".

"WOMON... What the hell is 'Bell Four'?", he asked.

She replied:










"ROLL OUT MORE HOSE, MON; YOU AIN'T NO WHERE NEAR THE FIRE!!!!"

bonerjams03

The fact he was Jamaican was just a gimmick....

folan

Ive always felt more jokes would benifit from having a Jamacian in them!