Practical Joke

Green&Red

So after losing a bet my girlfriend has to agree with everything I say for the 4 days of a music festival this weekend.
So I'm looking for suggestions of ridiculous things to say to randoms or friends over the weekend that will make it funny.
I'm struggling big time, other than finding girls and telling them that I think they're good looking but my friend thinks ur gorgeous to which she'd have to agree, poor enough really

Rabies

I wouldn't leave the house for 4 days.

Sooooo much fun can be had

Kiera

Tell everyone she used to be a man and didnt they do a good job changing her over.

alwaysadub

Tell everyone that you had a 3some with her and your/her best mate. Depending on whatever floats your boat

Saibh

Tell everyone she is your sister.

Green&Red

Love that Kiera, I'll also be telling people she used to go out with her cousin!

Essien

Green&Red wrote: »

So after losing a bet my girlfriend has to agree to everything I say for the 4 days of a music festival this weekend.

Agree with everything you say

or

Agree to do everything you say

If its the latter you really shouldn't need an AH thread for ideas

Panthro

plough time when ever the hell you want.
owww yeahhh!

The_Kew_Tour

Tell her you want threesome.

She has to agree sure.

bonerm

This isn't going to end well. It's too much power to give to one man.

(I agree with plough-time)

Trashbat

Tell everyone she failed the audition for 2 girls 1 cup because the director thought the viewers would find her too disturbing.

Green&Red

Unfortunately it's agree with everything I say rather than do everything I say, that would defo be too much power

anniehoo

Say she just got out of Mountjoy 3 days ago and is a bit..ye know..unstable so not to stand too close.

Doyler92

I love thread titles like this. Always giving me good ideas.

GavRedKing

Tell her she has to kick Bishop Brennan up the arse

Tell people that you initially went out with her mother for a year before going out with her.. And that you now have a child with each.
Bring a small photo of two random kids and you will surely get high fives all round.

phill106

Green&Red wrote: »

So after losing a bet my girlfriend has to agree with everything I say for the 4 days of a music festival this weekend.
So I'm looking for suggestions of ridiculous things to say to randoms or friends over the weekend that will make it funny.
I'm struggling big time, other than finding girls and telling them that I think they're good looking but my friend thinks ur gorgeous to which she'd have to agree, poor enough really

This is how it should pan out.
Y- You
H- Her

Y You agree with everything i say?
H Yes I agree
Y I think you should also to do everthing i say, do you agree?
H Yes I agree
Y I think we should have lots of sexy time, possibly involving lots of sexy ladies, do you think we should?
H Yes i agree
Y I also think you should sign this legally binding document, absolving me of all legal and moral obligations.
H Yes I agree
Y I think we should make this a permanent situation, until one of us dies, and If i die first, you should sit on my grave and pine away for me till death, what do you think?
H I agree!
Y I think we should never disclose the nature of our contract to anyone via any means, leaving or dead, or through inaction, cause it to be known, do you agree?
H I agree!



I think you can see where i am going with this. You have now fiendishly gotten your own slave!
High fives all around!

Lando Griffin

Tell everyone that she has an identical twin that you are also in courtship with but because she just had your baby you could only bring one.

Lando Griffin

Lando Griffin wrote: »

that you are also in courtship with

Get back to the 30's where you belong Lando.