Shaving

Mick Daly

Do most of you shave the hair of your arse? The reason I ask is that if you don't the poo becomes tangled in the hair. Also do women like hairy arses?

How do you do it, shave or wax?

ShagNastii

I had a friend who had a rather fluffy bottom. We were on a plane once and an old friend from college started to rip the piss about it, seemedly he had looked into shaving it but he couldn't find a razor to reach so low.

Mick Daly

ShagNastii wrote: »

I had a friend who had a rather fluffy bottom. We were on a plane once and an old friend from college started to rip the piss about it, seemedly he had looked into shaving it but he couldn't find a razor to reach so low.

Similar to Dermot Morgan's hairy arse.

EAR WAX

I efficiently shave my face, armpits and ass once a week with a single disposable razor.

Red Hand

And the wax?

phill106

I just wipe after using the toilet, and shower regularly.....

TheFatControlle

Yeah same problem until a buddy recomended that i use Veet. You put smear it on your ass and leave it for 2 minutes then get in the shower. Shower as normal for 2 mins and then use the sponge they provide. Hey presto, all the dangleberries are gone. revolutionary, i now only have to do a couple of wipes after a No 2!

pitkan

I done it recently for no real reason. A Tip I find to avoid irritation afterwards whether it`s your bum or legs etc. Do so in the shower when taking a shower with hot water remembering to put a hairtrap (gizmo that fits into drain hole but with finer smaller holes) to catch the hairs.

Handsome Bob

Um, no. That's a sure fire way of cutting yourself in places you don't want to be cut. If you insist on needing it done then let a professional do it.

pitkan

LZ5by5 wrote: »

Um, no. That's a sure fire way of cutting yourself in places you don't want to be cut. If you insist on needing it done then let a professional do it.

Most razors are of the safety type. I never suggested doing it with a broken bottle.

Doop

EAR WAX wrote: »

I efficiently shave my face, armpits and ass once a week with a single disposable razor.

Why the armpits? ... would you not end up stubly in each of these places!!?

BLACKEN

The first thought when i read this was............ WHAT THE F*CK DUDE! LIKE SERIOUSLY??....................

CiaranMT

Doop wrote: »

Why the armpits? ... would you not end up stubly in each of these places!!?

Think about the original statement for a moment there... A single razor...

Good man :rolleyes:

r3nu4l

FlutterinBantam, I've deleted your post, keep that sort of stuff to AH thanks.

RedRebel

EAR WAX wrote: »

I efficiently shave my face, armpits and ass once a week with a single disposable razor.

In that order I hope.


On topic: have given it some thought, may go with the wax solution though the veet idea does sound intriguing (a friend used it before on the meat & veg and worked a treat for him apparently). Anyone got a wax job done down that region?

Baggly

Im going to get some of this hair removal cream for my shoulders...will report back.

TouchingVirus

I didn't know this was the metrosexual club...

Otis Driftwood

Not really a "metro sexual" issue to be fair,its about personal grooming.If you ask me its more or less the same as wanting to get a decent haircut,nowt metro about that is there?

Mick Daly

TouchingVirus wrote: »

I didn't know this was the metrosexual club...

It's necessary if you don't want berries hanging on your arse and then walking around with the smell and then what if the wife wants to look at your arse?

RedRebel

TouchingVirus wrote: »

I didn't know this was the metrosexual club...

Well given the choice between the 'Metrosexual Club' or the 'Hairy Arses Club' I know which I'd rather be a member of!

TouchingVirus

Amazing how that quip got a reaction, tongue was firmly in cheek

@nedtheshed: I'd kinda put it along the same lines as shaving your legs rather than the hair on your head, and shaving legs is a bit metro imo

@Mick: If you leave the bathroom without properly cleaning yourself and don't follow good hygiene practices then you've got bigger things to worry about than the wife wanting to look at your arse.

@RedRebel: Why? It seems like a whole lot of effort for no gain to me. Hairy butt or no hairy butt I'm gonna make sure to clean myself properly and this issue the OP seems to have doesn't come into it.

Mick Daly

TouchingVirus wrote: »

@nedtheshed: I'd kinda put it along the same lines as shaving your legs rather than the hair on your head, and shaving legs is a bit metro imo

You don't get berries on your legs though. Sometimes it's hard to get them off.

Say you have a really sticky poo, how do you deal with it. You wipe and wipe bur their are still traces left on the hairs. Do you go into the shower after every poo?

Klingon Hamlet

Mick Daly wrote: »

You don't get berries on your legs though. Sometimes it's hard to get them off.

Say you have a really sticky poo, how do you deal with it. You wipe and wipe bur their are still traces left on the hairs. Do you go into the shower after every poo?

In absolute emergencies, baby-wipes.

Also, fix your diet;)

TouchingVirus

Klingon Hamlet wrote: »

In absolute emergencies, baby-wipes.

Also, fix your diet;)

+1

Dr Galen

I think this thread has run its course tbh, thats if it ever had one.....

@Mick Daly

Your treading a fine line mate. You've already been warned twice by other forum Mods about the standards expected on this forum compared with others here on boards.ie

Before posting again I'd suggest you have a read of the charter and get the feel of the forum.

Cheers

DrG